Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Festus McBadass

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    I have military experience, but I think I've only mentioned my service in threads about Veterans Day where I've been tagged. Just because you were in the military doesn't mean you know what the fuck you're talking about.
     
  2. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    here's footage of me when i was a general

     
  3. BROADWAY JOE

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    That's all you ever do is call for banning members...what are you so scared of?

    Can't handle a differnt opinion?
     
  4. Lyrtch

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    this is kind of a big deal as the AMA tends to be pussy footed about shit like this
     
  5. Comcast

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    And I'd probably agree with you in most cases, but when I have experienced one thing and getting told another while being chastised for it I am going to state my case.
     
  6. BROADWAY JOE

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    Here is me on board the USS NIMITZ CVN-68.

    Not one of my better morning muster arrivals


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  7. Prospector

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    No fuck you.

    Wags finger
     
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  8. Handcuffed

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    Daniel Ocean

    Here's my photo from when I was in the US Army

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  9. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    I don't give a hoot bout no healthcares as long as them faggots can't get married!
     
  10. Mister Me Too

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    Liberal tears have been known to cure cancer so who needs healthcare.
     
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  11. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Said no one in the military ever.
     
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  12. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

    This military talk reminds me of the time I lead a pack of elephants over the Alps to crush those pathetic libs in Rome


    P.s. repeal Obamacare
     
  13. Jax Teller

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    As if we needed any more proof this is a farva account.
     
  14. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  15. Tobias

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    idk or even particularly care if todd was or wasn't in the military but i do know his story about intimidating the commanding officer so much that he wasn't allowed into the special forces is one of the more outrageous lies i have ever read
     
  16. Lyrtch

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    a good thread on pre-ACA health insurance for service industry people

    I can't stress enough, more than forty thousand people will die every year if the uninsured rate goes backwards at the rate estimated

     
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  17. Fran Tarkenton

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  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "thank me for my service" has me rolling
     
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  19. Jax Teller

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    Not my DD214 just a performance review. I'm not a stolen valor pussy like these snowflakes.

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  20. Tobias

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    wow work on your thoughts organization and expression game smdh
     
  21. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    SPACE WARNING

    WERE U AN ASTRONAT
     
  22. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  23. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    You've seen his posts

    I KID
     
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  24. Lyrtch

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    Space Warning Squadron sounds badass

    like you're keeping an eye out for the ship from Independence Day
     
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  25. Jax Teller

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    Less this.

    More this.
     
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  26. Jax Teller

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    Wow guys. That hurts man. I need a safe space now.
     
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  27. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    thank me for your service bitch because without civilians like me you wouldn't have anyone to protect bitch
     
  28. Tobias

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    safe space warning squadron
     
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  29. Jax Teller

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    But that training game off the charts.
     
  30. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    nice communication skills jackass this is why you never made general.
     
  31. Tobias

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    like a mute lab rat
     
  32. Jax Teller

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    I got that low mark because I intimidated my commanding officer so much. That's also why I didn't get into special forces.
     
  33. slogan119

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    Fill-in-the-blank performance reviews are such a crock of shit.

    /managementdork
     
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  34. Jax Teller

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    In hindsight, the ADHD was obvious a long time ago.
     
  35. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  36. Gata

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    Proof:

    :jamalshewrote:
     
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  37. Lyrtch

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    is evil a pre existing condition because the GOP could be excluded from coverage

    oh wait they wrote in an exemption for themselves anyways
     
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  38. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  39. Lyrtch

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    check the responses, mere seconds before STICK TO SPORTS showed up

     
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  40. BROADWAY JOE

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    You get out a staff or tech sargent?
     
  41. Jax Teller

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    Also, reading that job description reminds me why I'm so glad i moved away from hardware computer maintenance.
     
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  42. slogan119

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    You have the link to him? I forget his handle and don't Twitter much.
     
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  43. Fran Tarkenton

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    stick to sports apply to Namath?

     
  44. Jax Teller

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    A1C. I've never been shy on here about the fact that I fucked up and stupidly let them convince me to separate early. No, I didn't get a dishonorable discharge.
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It's funny but some seem to have stopped posting
     
  46. Jax Teller

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    We did actually see some very cool shit. The tech and abilities we had even back in 2000 was pretty fucking awesome to see.
     
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  47. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  48. Jax Teller

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    Almost like they can't own up to the deal. Seems like a ban is in order.

    Also I like how my shit is so sloppily put together that I can't be accused of photoshopping it.
     
  49. slogan119

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    In today's religion, even pastors don't know WTF they are preaching about.
     
  50. slogan119

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    Be careful, sloppy work will be noted on your next review
     
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