Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    i believe he called his superior a pussy

    although i get his story and dan bilzerian's story confused
     
  2. MakeThisForumGreatAgain

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    1st off, asshat, I do NOT support Trump. Never have never will.

    Thanks for assuming my gender though.

    I do however take issue with the bullshit some of you spew here including a dude who got out forever ago commenting on the current state of the military..

    I may not agree with caneknight on some things, but politics are not life. We can be friends regardless of the partisan shit out there.

    As for comcast, he's the biggest asshole I know.
     
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  3. Mister Me Too

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    How do we know you're not Farva?
     
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  4. miles

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    So vets as a whole don't like the bill, the AARP doesn't like the bill, anyone with basically any health issue at all doesn't want the bill, obviously the entire left doesn't want the bill, congress itself doesn't want to be subjected to it.

    Why the fuck are they trying to pass this again?
     
  5. NCHusker

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    Tax cuts for rich people.
     
  6. BROADWAY JOE

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    Can't we all go back to hating each other?

    This kumbya moment not withstanding
     
  7. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    And a W for his orangeness
     
  8. Gata

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  9. Mister Me Too

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    I'm pretty sure everyone still hates you
     
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  10. CaneKnight

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    How do you know Farva is Farva, how do you know Farva isn't just some made-up persona and that maybe I'm actually pulling the strings on all of this????

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. BROADWAY JOE

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    Thanks for your service
     
  12. nofatchildren - cissp

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    CaneKnight was Farva's magnum opus. He's been carefully crafting that account for years.

    But he had to burn that account to further the interests of his two newest accounts.

    The first thing they teach you in DeVry's CIA agent program is that you've got to know when to burn an asset, no matter how deeply invested you are.
     
  13. Mister Me Too

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    I never served
     
  14. Mister Me Too

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  15. BROADWAY JOE

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    Of course not
     
  16. bertwing

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  17. nofatchildren - cissp

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    What kind of absolute dumbass calls it "Cinco de drinko" and not "Drinko de Mayo"?

    My sensibilities have never been more offended tbqh.
     
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  18. Mister Me Too

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    Is this the part where you want people to pretend you're not a piece of shit because you served in the military?
     
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  19. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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  20. Taques

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    plies 2020
     
  21. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Ran Off On Da Caucus Twice
     
  22. GoodForAnother

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    if Yoder votes yes tomorrow I'm going to get upset

    fax lines will be melting by the time I'm done
     
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  23. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  24. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Pretty tight rape is a pre existing condition
     
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  25. cutig

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    Just sent my senators a letter from resistbot about the house vote. Yolo.
     
  26. Name P. Redacted

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    His office is just down the road, we can get drunk at The Peanut and vomit on his door.
     
  27. GoodForAnother

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    Let's do that no matter how he votes
     
  28. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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  29. afb

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    what a totally depressing week
     
  30. miles

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    Hello yes I'm hear for the peanut wings and vomiting
     
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  31. NilesIrish

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    I want wings now.
     
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  32. miles

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    Come to KC and join our protest

    The self butthole immolation of Thich Wing Duc if you will
     
  33. Killy Me Please

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    Yeah, that's a dude. Not really surprising to any of us though.
     
  34. Bruce Wayne

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    That is incredible
     
  35. BudKilmer

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  36. Lemmy Caution

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    Fuck the New York Times.
     
  37. Lemmy Caution

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    I'm Corporal Ramirez. I smoke weed on patrol and get got in the first act.
     
  38. Lemmy Caution

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    TIL Jax is a space marine.
     
  39. Bill the Butcher

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    lick nuts bitch
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    Jax Teller Mister Me Too Daniel Ocean
     
    #16739 Bill the Butcher, May 4, 2017
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  40. Gata

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    damn is that your signature :donotwant:
     
  41. Lemmy Caution

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    Baylor is the fucking worst. They introduced private insurance to the United States at a time when public health options were in vogue throughout Europe. Germany had just spent the previous twenty years installing a universal healthcare system on the heels of von Bismarck's "healthcare is a human right" campaign. Baylor University Hospital offered select teacher's unions health insurance to fill the beds in their empty facilities. The teachers were chosen as a result of an in house study on professions least likely to seek medical attention if it were readily available. Baylor made sure to stay away from careers involving manual labor and increased risks of trauma/bodily injury. Health insurance was a fairly new concept at the time so Baylor used annual expenditures on cosmetics and nylons to sell coverage. "You wouldn't buy all of your makeup in a day, so why wait to pay for your hospital visit"?

    Baylor isn't the only agent involved in birthing our abomination of a healthcare system, but they sure as shit got the ball rolling.

    There is an episode of This American Life that covers some of the history of healthcare in this country. They focus a good bit on the Baylor story but it's not a comprehensive history. Link: http://bit.ly/2p8Iv0U

    Agents/factors left out:
    • Rising costs of healthcare at the turn of the century as medicine in America transitioned to a more modern and highly specialized industry. Doctors and the AMA pushed for the growth of hospitals and standardization of care and equipment. The costs associated with moving medicine out of the home (or small clinic) into large modern facilities were passed to the patients. Most hospitals remained empty and were actively pursuing alternative revenue streams. The onset of The Great Depression accelerated the issue.
    • AMA's involvement in lobbying against government-funded health options. This included free health clinics and a lot of nefarious shit that would make the Freedom Caucus uneasy.
    • Salary caps enforced during World War 2 made benefits packages one of the few ways companies could actively attract labor.
    • Legislation and court rulings allowing corporate deductions on employee healthcare costs.
    • Labor relations and the outlawing of "wildcat" strikes. If you were a union worker, you could not strike without prior approval from union leadership IF you had signed a collective bargaining agreement. Creative legislation categorized employer based healthcare packages as valid CBAs.
     
    #16741 Lemmy Caution, May 4, 2017
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  42. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Also pro-rape. People forget that.
     
  43. Lemmy Caution

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    And murder. Don't forget the murder and cover-up. So health insurance, rape, murder, and cover-ups.
     
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  44. Bill the Butcher

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    I was at work. Not that it matters I posted proof, Jax already previously had proof and people will continue to say stolen valor, or move onto the next thing that they can make up.

    I will be accepting sorrys and thank yous from all the scum bags that immediately call service members stolen valor because they didnt agree about politics on a message board.

    Youre welcome.
     
  45. Teflon Queen

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    I believed that you served all along :smug:
     
  46. NCHusker

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    Really tarnishes the reputation of an otherwise noble institution
     
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  47. kennypowers

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    Chris Cuomo goes hard on the congressman he interviews. I'm surprised they continue to come back honesty considering they are such snowflakes.
     
  48. tmbrules

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    Are we gonna get rid of this failing Obamacare today? And some of you are actually fighting to keep it? SMH
     
  49. BROADWAY JOE

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    You are an idiot
     
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  50. Redav

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