Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    love ana navarro's smug smile the whole time
     
  2. CaneKnight

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    I hope he mysteriously disappears and is never heard from again.
     
  3. Jc6

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    No, in Montana they go to the 30 man, single elimination congressional royal rumble. Last man standing gets the belt...I mean seat.
    Per Laura Ingrahm.
     
  4. cutig

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    Zinke is going to do some damage himself.

    Also lold today when an email from the doi said as federal employees we have to support the president and his budget. In this same email they discussed the task force tasked with reducing the federal workforce in our department.
     
  5. VaxRule

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    Someone should leak that email to the press
     
  6. Name P. Redacted

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    You definitely should leak that
     
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  7. AjaxAsian

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    Only crime was reentry. Works restaurants/construction to feed two daughters and wife. Woman who hit him walked away; not at fault according to cop. Set up the guy later to return to scene and get arrested. ACLU said cop should have made sure the guy was okay. Cop didnt even want to touch him to help him get up. Guy was probably more afraid of the cop than being hit.

     
  8. ohhaithur

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    Just watched the sheriff's speech and I think the fucker will get away with it
     
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  9. Name P. Redacted

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    Of course. Montana is terrible.
     
  10. chuckmasterflex

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    Donald Trump didn't invent the Republican gimmick of attacking the media, that was Roger Ailes when he still worked for Nixon.

    The mainstream media under Nixon felt the need to bend their coverage to the right and friendlier to Nixon because the objective truth about Nixon during Watergate was so bad, it would seem bias unless they offered false narratives.

    Today, the New York Times wants a help line for things Trump doesn't fuck up, because Truth is less important than Rush Limbaugh calling you bias apparently.

    CNN pays these hacks to defend Trump and the GOP. If Jeffery Lord or Kayleigh Mcenany go off script, they will be replace by dumber fucks that are willing to defend Trump.
     
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  11. Hugo Boss

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    They both donated to one another's campaign. Of course he'll walk.
     
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  12. AjaxAsian

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    I am so goddamn tired of this shit. When will this all fucking end? The drop after this is all over is going to be hell. Constant GOP fuck ups and shiteaters still keep at it. This better be "worse before it gets better" thing. Progressives we put through in 2018 better have solid plans to turn all this shit around and get the social democratic message out.
     
    #30812 AjaxAsian, May 24, 2017
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  13. Lyrtch

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    I guess we found the one thing Fox News won't defend for the GOP

     
  14. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    No. Fucking STOP moving there, please.
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

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    No, you can't stop me
     
  16. cutig

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    It's not as dramatic as I probably made it sound. Just bureaucratic bullshit. I should've listened to the bullshit conference call from the region about the new budget but I was busy.

    Zinke is a cowardly piece of shit though. His first day on the job he sent an email put saying how much he was against transferring public lands to private entities. He's going to hide behind Trump's monument bullshit to do just that. He also said he'd fight for our budget, then sends an email out saying how great the piece of shit they announced was.
     
  17. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    i'm caught up until tomorrow morning when i'm 15 pages behind again

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  18. Lyrtch

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    you dont even live there anymore shut your mouth i'll do what i want
     
  19. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    you can't talk to me like that, i'm your elder
     
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  20. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I swear to god trump might be the best thing that's happened to America in the most opposite way possible.

    He's the culmination of this bullshit and witnessing it with no Democratic counterbalance might be just what this country needs.

    Or we all die after emperor trump foolishly tries to go for lebensraum . Not sure which one.
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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    My good friend's brother lives in Seattle and was trying to buy a there house. He said he had to offer 200k over asking, because that is how things are done there? Like the listed price is basically a bid to auction?

    He is sort of full of shit, but that sounded like a terrible place to buy property.
     
  22. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I'm just becoming a hipster about Seattle which basically means I'm creating a white dwarf in New York I hope you're happy
     
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  23. Lyrtch

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    yeah housing market is nuts, have contemplated moving there in a year when we're done here

    have also contemplated moving to NYC

    basically I've in my mind thought about living everywhere in the US and it gives me daily anxiety since we dont know what we're doing
     
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  24. Name P. Redacted

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    Are we Mormon now?
     
  25. Name P. Redacted

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    The housing Market is white hot and property values are already super high. 250k gets you a dinky little home in the burbs
     
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  26. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    yet they pay that dude to be on the cnn show

    it's all produced bullshit
     
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  27. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    realistically i probably couldn't stand the rain or the traffic now--at least NY has great public transportation
     
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  28. indeed

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    Average Seattle proper home sale price at $722K. Good luck y'all.

    http://www.seattletimes.com/busines...its-722000-in-seattle-and-880000-on-eastside/

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  29. Lyrtch

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  30. VaxRule

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  31. Can I Spliff it

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    Nah, I don't believe his words. I can imagine that he feels loss and sadness for his immediate family, but I have no faith in his putting aside a "political" decision for now to do anything approaching "the right thing" for sick and poor people as a member of the GOP congress
     
  32. Taco Sa1ad

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  33. bertwing

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    Fuck

    Catching up on this thread after traveling today was a wave of emotions.

    Imagine how stupid you have to be to assault a reporter the night before the biggest day of your career. The sheriff being a campaign donor and letting him leave the scene is just fucking perfect. I'm sure he'll do the right thing and recuse himself from the investigation.

    Hannity's transformation from smug cunt to unraveling little bitch the last 48 hours has been fun to watch. Hopefully he caps his Memorial Day weekend by eating a bullet
     
  34. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    At some point we need to start moving to smaller markets and Make those places better instead of consolidating in tiny apartments in awesome cities.
     
  35. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Good grief, these people are idiots. The Freedom Caucus is like the Delta Force of dumbasses.
     
  36. GoodForAnother

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    Come to Kansas City comrades
     
  37. Lyrtch

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    i've thought about moving to your city too as my sister in law and mother in law live nearby

    but that heat
     
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  38. Name P. Redacted

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    Please no I've lived in the smaller markets my whole life I wanna see awesome cities.
     
  39. Name P. Redacted

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    Buy yourself a Ford F-150 with ass conditioning and you'll be just fine
     
  40. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    No dude, it fucking sucks living around so many paste eating morons
     
  41. AptosDuck

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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm quietly panicking because I forgot that I bought 3 avocados for the price of 2 two days ago and didn't eat one today.

    They are going to go bad. I don't care when bananas turn, but losing an avocado makes me feel less than.
     
  43. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Should go w, "is a broken nose considered a preexisting condition and follow up did you pay for his new pair of glasses."
     
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  44. chuckmasterflex

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  45. indeed

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    90 years old, a boss on Twitter.

     
  46. Gaknight

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    One of those let's do the minimum and hopefully will go away

    It wont
     
  47. GoodForAnother

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    LOCK HIM UP
     
  48. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Gianforte: "it's a league game, Smokey."
     
  49. Lorne Malvo

    Lorne Malvo Aces!
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    Perhaps he really is Making America Great Again.
     
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