Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Reminder that there's a not-zero chance Kushner is pushing this stuff to happen because he got spurned for a 0.5 billion dollar loan
     
    #55601 Can I Spliff it, Jul 16, 2017
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  2. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    #55602 ned's head, Jul 16, 2017
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  3. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Every individual and company needs to stand up to these whiny traitorous fucks every single day.
     
    #55603 indeed, Jul 16, 2017
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  4. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Good job :airquote:judge:airquote:


     
    #55604 Beeds07, Jul 16, 2017
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  5. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players


    she went to a tier 4 law school before working as a prosecutor in the middle of nowhere and then winning an election for county court judge :shocker:

    prosecuting is monkey work
     
    #55605 J.R. Bob Dobbs, Jul 16, 2017
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  6. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    So wait... Secret Service has stated they were at the meeting but also that they weren't there for Jr? lol

    :dubioustrump:

    Oh my bad. They didn't say they were at the meeting. Sekulow raising the question of why they didn't object raises the possibility that Trump himself was here, since he was the only person being protected at the time.

    (dubioustrump)
     
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  7. Fidelio

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    siap but holy shit

     
    #55607 Fidelio, Jul 16, 2017
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  8. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #55608 Can I Spliff it, Jul 16, 2017
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  9. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    :doge:
     
    #55609 Can I Spliff it, Jul 16, 2017
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  10. Nole0515

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    so how long till he's dead
     
    #55610 Nole0515, Jul 16, 2017
  11. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Wolfsburg

    you mean commits suicide
     
    #55611 Joe_Pesci, Jul 16, 2017
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  12. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    WOW. LATE STAGE PANCREATIC CANCER COMES AT YOU FAST. NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER. PLEASE NO AUTOPSY OUT OF RESPECT FOR MY FAMILY.
     
    #55612 jokewood, Jul 16, 2017
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  13. Waters Muddy

    Waters Muddy Reading's for rich people.
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    Wow, really brings everything full circle.
     
    #55613 Waters Muddy, Jul 16, 2017
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  14. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #55614 chuckmasterflex, Jul 16, 2017
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  15. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #55615 Can I Spliff it, Jul 16, 2017
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  16. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Just OJ trying to get his shit back.
     
    #55616 indeed, Jul 16, 2017
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  17. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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    Not to defend Jeanine Pirro, because there aren't many people worse than her but she was a prosecutor in Westchester County, not the middle of nowhere.
     
    #55617 Mister Me Too, Jul 16, 2017
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  18. BudKilmer

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    Not a shock but generally appalling what these GOP fucks will do for a "win"
     
    #55618 BudKilmer, Jul 16, 2017
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  19. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    I'm shocked white people with no degree and evangelicals support Donald

    Can we cha he evangelicals to Racist Pieces of shit?
     
    #55619 Where Eagles Dare, Jul 16, 2017
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  20. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    shared by a white trump person with no degree

    [​IMG]
     
    #55620 Joe_Pesci, Jul 16, 2017
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  21. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Checkout the recent Planet Money pod with this guy on. About a half hour and explains the whole Magnitsky Act.
     
    #55621 Josey Wales, Jul 16, 2017
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  22. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    The irish were proud as fuck about their heritage--still are. As were/are Italians. However they've all integrated over a longer period and are legals.
     
    #55622 Josey Wales, Jul 16, 2017
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  23. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    danny trejo was born in the u.s., which makes it even better
     
    #55623 Joe_Pesci, Jul 16, 2017
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  24. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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    But he's brown which means he's not American even if he's born in the USA.
     
    #55624 Mister Me Too, Jul 16, 2017
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  25. blotter

    blotter Aristocratic Bum
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    twitter is weird







     
    #55625 blotter, Jul 16, 2017
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  26. bakonole

    bakonole Well-Known Member

    :chrispaulnoooo:
     
    #55626 bakonole, Jul 16, 2017
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  27. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    He sure got those flags up there quickly.

    [​IMG]
     
    #55627 jokewood, Jul 16, 2017
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  28. Jc6

    Jc6 Space for Rent
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    Oh please please please let Trump engage Olberman on Twitter.

    :angrycorn:
     
    #55628 Jc6, Jul 16, 2017
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  29. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    lol
     
    #55629 Joe_Pesci, Jul 16, 2017
  30. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Whoa. I remember seeing him on 60 minutes. Didn't connect his story to this Trump shit. Explains a lot.
     
    #55630 London Humphreys, Jul 17, 2017
  31. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #55631 Can I Spliff it, Jul 17, 2017
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  32. BudKilmer

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    This is remarkable and everyone should watch it
     
    #55632 BudKilmer, Jul 17, 2017
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  33. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
     
    #55633 Bill the Butcher, Jul 17, 2017
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  34. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    #55634 Redav, Jul 17, 2017
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  35. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    :facepalm: I hate these fucking people
     
    #55635 CaneKnight, Jul 17, 2017
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  36. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Great white shark population has been recovering off Cape Cod. Hopefully a few of them swim down to Rhode Island, spot Mike Flynn on his board and mistake him for a delicious seal. After ripping off and swallowing all four of his limbs, Flynn's torso manages to stay on top of the board as is drifts off to the Flemish Cap, where hungry swordfish finish off Flynn's mortal remains. These swordfish are then harvested and dozens of people unknowingly become the final link in the food chain of devouring the traitor Mike Flynn.

     
    #55636 indeed, Jul 17, 2017
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  37. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    CHOMP HIM UP!
     
    #55637 GrizzliesDrew, Jul 17, 2017
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  38. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Well if his brother Jack says he isn't a traitor we should probably believe him.
     
    #55638 steamengine, Jul 17, 2017
  39. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    #55639 GrizzliesDrew, Jul 17, 2017
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  40. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    #55640 afb, Jul 17, 2017
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  41. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    ya, not like that was a central campaign theme or anything
     
    #55641 afb, Jul 17, 2017
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  42. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Florida State SeminolesBig Ten Conference

     
    #55642 afb, Jul 17, 2017
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  43. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    I DIDN'T THINK HE'D ACTUALLY DO IT.
     
    #55643 Bruce Wayne, Jul 17, 2017
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  44. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    If you guys don't know who Bill Browder is, then you need to stop working this second and read his book, Red Notice. It gives you deep insight into what we're dealing with re Russia and Putin.

    Browder is brave as fuck for the work he's done against Russia.
     
    #55644 WC, Jul 17, 2017
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  45. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Its Monday, wolf. I have a job, freeloader
     
    #55645 Arkadin, Jul 17, 2017
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    "He did exactly what he said he would do and I didn't expect that"
     
    #55646 Where Eagles Dare, Jul 17, 2017
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  47. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
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  48. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    #55648 BrentTray, Jul 17, 2017
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  49. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Sessions was ordered by a court to release his Foreign Government Contact form and he released this page:
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    His explanation was that he "was informed" not to list any people with whom he met as part of official senate business, but he would not say who instructed him.
     
    #55649 shawnoc, Jul 17, 2017
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  50. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Florida State SeminolesBig Ten Conference

     
    #55650 afb, Jul 17, 2017
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