Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Joe_Pesci

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    i know i would rather have a guy who watches 4 hours of fox news every day handling the north korean nuclear crisis instead of a former secretary of state
     
  2. WhiskeyDelta

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    Someone needs to read DoDD 1344.10 (Military version of the Hatch Act)
     
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  3. VaxRule

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    I think he was planning on shedding old folks' blood if that counts.
     
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  4. Blu Tang Clan

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    We need to have a group who constantly follows Trump and chants "You Can't Do That"

     
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  5. Can I Spliff it

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    Trump and his biffle don't like America

     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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    You don't even try anymore.
     
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  7. SD_Irish

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    I m sure it has been said before but fuck Peter Theil. He humanized the piece of garbage we know as Trump and rationalized a lot of his awful behavior using intellectual somersaults. It was fucking embarrassing then, and it remains fucking embarrassing now.

    For a smart guy, he is exceptionally stupid. Fuck that guy.
     
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  8. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    fuck you i need to be martyred for something
     
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  9. BellottiBold

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  10. Redav

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    :laugh: ...:killme:
     
  11. timo

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    they aren't "letting Obamacare fail" they're sabotaging it so that it does fail. Key difference.
     
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  12. Mister Me Too

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    In fairness that's been the GOP's plan all along.
     
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  13. Redav

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    And they're using money set aside to help people get insurance, to instead sabotage it. These fuckers are evil.
     
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  14. indeed

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    For anyone dealing with a father or other male authority figure (big brother, uncle, top, dom, etc) that is still full on MAGA, the one thing that can crack the facade is telling them how disappointed in them you are. Not calling them racists or traitors or Russia lovers or Fox bots.

    Something like, you know, I've always admired you and respected your judgement, and I'm really disappointed that you voted for Trump and and still support him after everything he's done and all the news that has come out. It's caused me to lose some respect for you and I'm not sure I can trust what you say or your advice any more. I wish you would look at what's going on in the country now and consider if it really makes us great and if it's good for our future.

    Doesn't always work and might piss them off, but deep down telling your dad or another authority figure that you are disappointed in them can be really painful and can make them think, even if they don't respond at first or if they just punch right back. A lot of times commanding respect and admiration is what matters most to them.

    If not this, figure out what means the most to them and push on those buttons.
     
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  15. chuckmasterflex

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    Rando dipshits do have more credibility than the president tbh.
     
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  16. Bruce Wayne

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    :laugh:
     
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  17. DuckD

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    Jesus Christ. Finish a thought. I don't care which one even. Just pick one thought and finish it.
     
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  18. DuckD

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    My condolences komrade The Banks
     
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  19. chuckmasterflex

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    This guy is an idiot.
     
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  20. aisle seven

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    Trouble in paradise?
     
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  21. bwi2

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    Didn't want to suffer the indignity of a veto override, which would 100% happen
     
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  22. cutig

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    So the bill takes away his power to remove sanctions on Russia without congressional approval? They need to throw in those houses Obama seized too.
     
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  23. Redav

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    :roll:
     
  24. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Mine are currently talking about how they like zuckerberg's universal living wage proposal.

    It's so god damn weird.
     
  25. Mister Me Too

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    My guess is that the administration knows that the cowards in congress will approve Trump's decision to remove sanctions and return the seized property back to Russia.
     
  26. Gaknight

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    Laughing so hard I'm crying
     
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  27. cutig

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    I don't think they will, that's one issue they have been fairly consistent on. Hell, even John McCain wouldn't vote to remove sanctions and he's an enormous pussy nowadays.
     
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  28. chuckmasterflex

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    Such cloak and dagger.
     
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  29. aisle seven

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    Watched TV this morning and now golfing again :laugh:
     
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  30. Magneto

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    So by the end of the year he will have spent what, about 100 days golfing? Over nearly 8 years Obama took 190 vacation days.
     
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  31. cutig

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    Member when he said he was going to be so busy playing president he wouldn't leave the Whitehouse?

    I member.
     
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  32. Can I Spliff it

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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    I couldn't read past like 7 bc I was so fucking mad
     
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  34. Gaknight

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    I mean I wouldn't really complain about the guy golfing on a Sunday if he actually work Monday-Friday.
     
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  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    I hope he gets sued over this. He isn't following the law and intentionally fuckingnover citizens for political gain.
     
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  36. cutig

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    There is no legitimate reason that should not be outlawed.
     
  37. Sam Elliott

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    I'd say chances are high Trump has not actually read the new sanctions bill and will find out he does not agree with it much later on...
     
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  38. Magneto

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    Most GOP hunters are probably too pussy ass to try and hunt an adult bear.
     
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  39. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Fuck Zinke. What a piece of shit.
     
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  40. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Would rather he not work. Nothing that imbecile or his party manage to accomplish is going to be good for me or the country as a whole. Retire to Florida and golf every fucking day for the next 3.5 years please.
     
  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm shocked GOP is OK with Trump golfing more than Obama did.

    Shocked!!!
     
  42. Can I Spliff it

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    Reminder how pro-life conservatives are


    but Benningfield, who declined to speak to NBC News, told News Channel 5 that he is trying to encourage "personal responsibility" among inmates, who will not "be burdened with children" when they are released.

    "This gives them a chance to get on their feet and make something of themselves,” Benningfield told the station.

    Since the program began, 32 women have received the birth control implant and 38 men have agreed to have a vasectomy, News Channel 5 reported. It was not immediately clear how many men have undergone the surgery.

    Both options are provided free-of-charge to the inmates, who can also earn an additional two days off their sentences for completing a Tennessee Department of Health Neonatal Syndrome Education Program.

    “I understand it won’t be entirely successful but if you reach two or three people, maybe that’s two or three kids not being born under the influence of drugs. I see it as a win, win,” Benningfield said.

     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    Evil.

    Evil pieces of shit. Fuck em.
     
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  44. GoodForAnother

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    The crackdown on leaks will definitely work this time
     
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  45. Magneto

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    State Run television.

    They really want to make us Russia Jr.
     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    LMAO state run media.

    Jesus fucking Christ
     
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    I want to peak into to the alternate timeline of Obama doing this
     
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  48. indeed

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    Infrastructure for this already exists. Just bring the Fox and Friends set on the White House lawn, have the Mooch open the show each day.
     
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