Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Drew Swinney Esq

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  2. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Doing anything else besides slashing all 4 tires and pouring a pound of sugar into the gas tank was the wrong decision.
     
  3. Icculus is a Bammer

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    I have to believe that was fake/staged. The nickelback CD has me skeptical hippo.
     
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    His neighborhood must not have had a HOA
     
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  5. Magneto

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    You think Trump supporters have good taste in music?
     
  6. Duck70

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    White people are the fucking worst
     
  7. jokewood

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    or nextdoor.com
     
  8. Gaknight

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    Fuck that website
     
  9. steamengine

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  10. Magneto

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  11. chuckmasterflex

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  12. southlick

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  13. Mister Me Too

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    Translation: Come on guys Putin is upset and is going to leak the pee tape.
     
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  14. NilesIrish

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    As expected a rich dicknose who brands his name on anything potentially profitable has decided to increase his brand. I'm stunned. Good job R's.
     
  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Theme I've seen is them being upset that this is being referred to as "human trafficking" and not "smuggling illegal aliens" since illegal aliens can't be humans.
     
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  16. steamengine

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    Firing off these tweets from the clubhouse of the golf course he owns. Pretty cool.
     
  17. steamengine

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  18. Lyrtch

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    I'd pay good money to see Trump do this

     
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  19. VaxRule

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  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    They just randomly leaked emails that the their candidate
     
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  21. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Dan Patrick may be the most inhuman disgusting waste of organic matter that isn't in D.C. It was lovely seeing him ram hugely unpopular shit through the Texas leg while I was there (namely the "women's health" bill that effectively banned abortions). Austin isn't the only liberal city, there are a ton of liberal minded people in the DFW and Houston areas, bit the legislature is extremely disproportionatly hardcore R.
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    Why.

    That's fucking pointless.

    Dems should protest this and tell everyone to fuck off.

    Edit: OK. Trust preet
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    #FakeNews
     
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    They will have to need 60 votes for a massive tax cut, right? No way the CBO doesn't score it with bigly deficit numbers, right?
     
  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    Deep Deep economic anxiety
     
  26. DelapThrows

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    He was outperformed by the GOP rep in 90% of House districts.
     
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  27. enjj

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    Fuck me I remember the days you had to get up off the couch to change the channel because Dan Rather was coming on at 6:30.
     
  28. enjj

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    Who's coming to take your guns, the 1820's??
     
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  29. indeed

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  30. Tobias

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    threatening the entire GOP

    they're totally not cucks tho

     
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  31. blotter

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    he's a business man who gets things done they said
     
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  32. bhrangerfan0809

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    Means what he says, says what he means!
     
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  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Nothing like sitting your fatass in a big comfy chair on a Sunday night and unleashing hell on them internets with your tiny hands
     
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  34. cutig

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    He'll make the best deals they said
     
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  35. DelapThrows

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    Why does he think people negatively associate with Amazon? I love Amazon. Prime is the best. Who doesn't like Amazon?
     
  36. cutig

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    This is incredible. I thought it'd take longer for him to start eating his own.
     
  37. London Humphreys

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    Plays 5th dimensional Jenga go chess they said.
     
  38. Tobias

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    gop is the party full of racist losers who are complete and total cucks.

    thank god people like me and my accepting, super cool and not a cuck friend Bill the Butcher are centrist bad boys
     
  39. Anison

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    On the day his team is trying recast him as a "great legislative liasison," the President has spent his afternoon at his golf course tweeting publicly that he "carried" the GOP congress on his back and that they better repeal and replace Obamacare.

    Not that I want to see it succeed, but how many calls to on-the-fence GOP senators? How much personal outreach to the defectors in the Republican caucus?

    This man is legislatively impotent because he is lazy as hell. A few public tweets from a golf course and a dinner with supporters of the bill as it feel apart with skeptics.

    What a collosal failure.
     
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  40. cutig

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    You say all this, but the cucks will fall in line because the tax cuts for their handlers are the most important things in the world.
     
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  41. Redav

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    Wonder if anything will leak from this
     
  42. Redav

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    It seems dumb to attack the only thing standing between you and being removed from office but Trump is stupid
     
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  43. Redav

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  44. DollarBillHokie

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    Yes
     
  45. Redav

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  46. BudKilmer

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    Guys I found the absolute worst human on twitter


     
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  47. NilesIrish

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    Jesus. Life was so easy when this guy ruled the world. disagree or nah he was perfect for the leader of the free world.
     
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