Martin Shkreli C.R.E.A.M.'ed by the S.E.C.

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  1. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    20 years, iirc. sincerely doubt he gets anything close.
     
    #451 three stacks, Aug 4, 2017
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  2. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    I'd imagine he's going to get quite fucked financially, which would be more satisfying to me anyway.
     
    #452 miles, Aug 4, 2017
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  3. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I can't imagine how utterly mind numbing sitting on a jury for white collar crime must be

    I guess he'll serve around 3 years?
     
    #453 Wu, Aug 4, 2017
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  4. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    #454 Anison, Aug 4, 2017
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  5. Arkadin

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    Dude will serve like 15 months. Gonna get off light
     
    #455 Arkadin, Aug 4, 2017
  6. bwi2

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    If no one lost money, as seems to be the case from what I've seen, my juggsian research tells me his sentencing guideline range is 6-12 months.
     
    #456 bwi2, Aug 4, 2017
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  7. killerwvu

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    Bernie Madoff actually did this. He bought all the coffee in prison, then jacked up the price
     
    #457 killerwvu, Aug 4, 2017
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  8. Arkadin

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    It was hot chocolate
     
    #458 Arkadin, Aug 4, 2017
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  9. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    swissmiss actually :comicbookguy:

    apparently his nickname is the swiss king
     
    #459 Joe_Pesci, Aug 4, 2017
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  10. GrizzliesDrew

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    #460 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 5, 2017
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  11. Mister Me Too

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    Jury selection for this trial:



    Do not disrespect Wu-Tang Clan:



     
    #461 Mister Me Too, Aug 16, 2017
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  12. buckwild

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    #462 buckwild, Aug 31, 2017
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  13. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    #463 southlick, Sep 13, 2017
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  14. bro

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    :facepalm:
     
    #464 bro, Sep 13, 2017
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  15. BudKilmer

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    I wish they did suicide him
     
    #465 BudKilmer, Sep 13, 2017
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  16. dblplay1212

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    #466 dblplay1212, Sep 14, 2017
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  17. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    #467 Brewtus, Sep 14, 2017
  18. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    #468 blind dog, Mar 2, 2018
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  19. ned's head

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    Does he really not have anything more tangible?

     
    #469 ned's head, Mar 5, 2018
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  20. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    Today's the day - sentencing. I know that he originally thought that he was not going to get any jail time, and today he has got to be shitting himself. Prosecutors asked for 15 years.
     
    #470 Brewtus, Mar 9, 2018
  21. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    #471 Bruce Wayne, Mar 9, 2018
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  22. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Is the Wu-Tang album being released??
     
    #472 TC, Mar 9, 2018
  23. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    this is fucking great
     
    #473 Fancy, Mar 9, 2018
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  24. ned's head

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    #474 ned's head, Mar 9, 2018
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  25. TC

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    In jail: "So you that dude got the secret Wu-Tang album huh?"
     
    #475 TC, Mar 9, 2018
  26. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    So

    Much

    Rape
     
    #476 fsugrad99, Mar 9, 2018
  27. Wicket

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    gangs of people will stick their tang in a place thatll make him go "wu"
     
    #477 Wicket, Mar 9, 2018
  28. Not William

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    Auctioned is my guess.
     
    #478 Not William, Mar 9, 2018
  29. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Making the tight end to wide receiver transition!
     
    #479 Fudd, Mar 9, 2018
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  30. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    [​IMG]
     
    #480 40wwttamgib, Mar 9, 2018
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  31. Wicket

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    i want the skrehli crying in gif form
     
    #481 Wicket, Mar 9, 2018
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  32. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    tang doesn’t mean what you think it means gbr
     
    #482 joe-, Mar 9, 2018
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  33. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    Big sentence for a dude that 100% thought he wasn't going to be convicted, let alone see the inside of a jail cell.
     
    #483 Brewtus, Mar 9, 2018
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  34. Wicket

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    I know but it still referred to genetalia so i thought it was close enough
     
    #484 Wicket, Mar 9, 2018
  35. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    pharma bro to prison ho
     
    #485 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Mar 9, 2018
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  36. TC

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    What if he meets one of the people whose AIDS medicine he caused to skyrocket in price :ohdear:
     
    #486 TC, Mar 9, 2018
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  37. Hank Scorpio

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    SEC! SEC! SEC!
     
    #487 Hank Scorpio, Mar 9, 2018
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  38. LuPoor

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    He should have just kept ripping off middle class people that needed live saving drugs, he could have done that forever. Once you get into ripping off investors, it's prison time.
     
    #488 LuPoor, Mar 9, 2018
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  39. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    should’ve gone with wang but what do I know
     
    #489 joe-, Mar 9, 2018
  40. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    He would've gotten away with this if he didn't try to become such a Twitter celebrity.
     
    #490 Brewtus, Mar 9, 2018
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  41. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Man this level of vilain-defeat satisfaction only happens in movies
     
    #491 miles, Mar 9, 2018
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  42. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughan.
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    The term "most hated man in America" is thrown around too much, but I think it's accurate here. This cat is universally despised (with good reason, of course).
     
    #492 HaydenFoxScreamingEagle, Mar 10, 2018
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  43. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    :cryingjordan:
     
    #493 Wu, Mar 10, 2018
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  44. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    He should have gotten the press when he was ripping off sick people
     
    #494 Redav, Mar 10, 2018
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  45. LuPoor

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    Lmao
     
    #495 LuPoor, Apr 18, 2018
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  46. BudKilmer

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    Butthole dug out like a canoe
     
    #496 BudKilmer, Apr 18, 2018
  47. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #497 bro, Aug 16, 2018
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  48. —

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    Helllll ya
     
    #498 —, Aug 16, 2018
  49. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    This has literally nothing to do with Martin. Different company.
     
    #499 Brewtus, Aug 16, 2018
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  50. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    I have an EpiPen Rx and get 2 free a year now with some discount card. Used to be expensive af
     
    #500 blind dog, Aug 16, 2018
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