So the gfs parents bought new phones and asked her to set them up for them. Apparently her bozo father has been trying to sext with these fake cam whores or some shit. I'm not exactly sure what he's doing but it's obvious its some scam. I'm starting to really fear getting old.
Why? It sounds like when you get old you can sext with Internet sluts with no downside. Getting old enough to play the "I'm old" card sounds pretty sweet.
She was pissed. I'm like. Uh,...what 20 year old wants your dad's saggy ass balls near them? He looks like he should be in an anti smoking ad to scare kids away. It's likely just a scam or camslut to get some money out of him.
Saw a post with a knife blade wedged in a kids shoe in walmart the other day. They're even attacking our children!
Well I'm just going to stay indoors then and eat this apple I saved from my kid's Halloween bag from last year....
Or convince the thief to pump your gas using the HIV needle handle... Spoiler: What Happens Next... You Won't Believe !!