Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. WhiskeyDelta

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    Pretty sure these were two of the totems for sacrifice to appease the dark gods in Cabin in the Woods.
     
  2. AIOLICOCK

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  3. GoodForAnother

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    According to the SPLC, there are two confederate monuments in Kansas. One is a monument to the bicentennial of the confederate flag in Wichita (because Wichita). The other one is this one, in Humboldt.

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    Just your friendly reminder that Kansas was woke as fuck in its day
     
  4. Mister Me Too

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  5. BudKilmer

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  6. GoodForAnother

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    I was in Atlanta a couple years ago for work and checked out Stone Mountain Park, it was cool as fuck but I was absolutely fucking flabbergasted by the bas relief on the side
     
  7. Festus McBadass

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    Did you stay for the laser show and see them come to life?
     
  8. GoodForAnother

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    Omg no is that real
     
  9. Festus McBadass

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    Oh definitely
     
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  10. Festus McBadass

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  11. bertwing

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    Who doesn't?
     
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  12. bertwing

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    What the fuck happened to y'all?
     
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  13. Teflon Queen

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    :roll:
     
  14. GoodForAnother

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    The Kochs

    Hell even when we were kids Kansas was a pretty moderate place. We had a dem governor a decade ago

    I think Brownback's complete failure will prob get us back toward the center over the next however many years but the Kochs have shitloads of money so probably not
     
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  15. GoodForAnother

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    Well the tram ride and the view from the top was cool
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    You eat everything don't you. You fat hairy pig.

    Send delicious apple pie moonshine dear friend.
     
  17. NilesIrish

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    Looks like sometime in October.
     
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  18. VaxRule

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    Bicentennial = 200th anniversary. How can Wichita have had a bicentennial confederate flag?
     
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  19. Can I Spliff it

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    Guys it's us. WE don't get it.
     
  20. GoodForAnother

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    Aliens

    https://www.hmdb.org/marker.asp?marker=56963

    But really it looks like it's part of some flag thing put up for the USA bicentennial, and I misspoke because I'm dumb as a rock
     
  21. VaxRule

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    Is that show painting Robert E Lee as a hero for ending the Civil War?
     
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  22. Name P. Redacted

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    Also religion identity politics and brain drain from rural areas.
     
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  23. Can I Spliff it

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    also


    :doge:
     
  24. Festus McBadass

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    It's the south, so most likely.

    That part of the show has been the same since I was a little kid and I'm 36 now.
     
  25. Teflon Queen

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    I don't even know where to begin. Who even thought that concept up? Do people laugh at it?
     
  26. Festus McBadass

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    Did you hear all of the woooooos?
     
  27. Can I Spliff it

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  28. Teflon Queen

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    Yea...that might be the corniest thing I've ever seen
     
  29. GoodForAnother

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    Ok I just watched it and oh my god this country is doomed
     
  30. GoodForAnother

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    Atlanta is like 60% black!
     
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  31. Festus McBadass

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    Catering to the 'necks
     
  32. blotter

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    That's easily the most ridiculous thing I've seen this year
     
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  33. indeed

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    Oh fuck. Now American Trilogy is an incredible performance by Elvis, would recommend the fat version at his Hawaii show in 72. That light show, where's the part where Stonewall gets his arm shot off, the rebs get overrun at Pickett's Charge, and when Lee is a surrender monkey at Appomattox? Plot holes.
     
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  34. Taques

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    ?
     
  35. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    The fuck is wrong with you GFA?

     
  36. Voodoo

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    dolan pls
     
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  37. Name P. Redacted

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    Fuck ya band nerds
     
  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  39. double RL

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    He's not used to a woman being sober that late in the day. He was just checking to see if she was real.
    his wife is about a hundred times better looking
     
  40. Goose

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    My ex gf is from the Atlanta area and we went to a laser show there. At the very end of the show the lasers made it look like all of the horses were moving and had a huge American flag in the background as if they were huge heroes or something. It was fucking odd
     
  41. Teflon Queen

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    You went to the confederate laser light show?

    Classic goose move
     
  42. indeed

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    That was awesome. If cos play confederates want to get the whole experience, they should be required to walk into a hail of overwhelming rifle fire, with the occasional cannon salvo ripping off limbs and decapitating at random. And some dysentery and lots of lice. That's what Johnny Reb went thru, and they deserve it too. Heritage.
     
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  43. Teflon Queen

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    Someone needs to hack that laser light show and have Jackson and Lee start making out and undressing each other. The pandemonium that would ensue would be incredible.