Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    We have to wait until she is dead to be sure she will not be arrested for this or any other crime
    - Shu
     
    #78051 Where Eagles Dare, Sep 13, 2017
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  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    Tis interesting that he's attacking a woman and who is black the hardest.

    Pussy little bitch
     
    #78052 Where Eagles Dare, Sep 13, 2017
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  3. BellottiBold

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    lmao

     
    #78053 BellottiBold, Sep 13, 2017
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  4. Mister Me Too

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    :banderas:

     
    #78054 Mister Me Too, Sep 13, 2017
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  5. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    does he not realize he's making this much more of an issue with all this stupid spin

    just say "i'm a guy and i liked some porn"

    god evangelicals are killing this country one day at a time
     
    #78055 Tobias, Sep 13, 2017
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  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    This changes everything
     
    #78056 Daniel Ocean, Sep 13, 2017
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  7. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    And they'll be fucking millionaires
     
    #78057 slogan119, Sep 13, 2017
  8. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    "Imagine a vending machine where you never had to worry about your bag of bugles getting caught on the screw and failing to drop to the bottom."

    "Who do I make the check out to?"
     
    #78058 VaxRule, Sep 13, 2017
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  9. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    :pffft: it was only about a year ago that he was saying that gay people were a threat to "traditional" marriage
     
    #78059 Joe_Pesci, Sep 13, 2017
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  10. chuckmasterflex

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    Something about a swamp.
     
    #78060 chuckmasterflex, Sep 13, 2017
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  11. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    #78061 afb, Sep 13, 2017
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  12. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles cheese monster
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    technically he's correct. benghazi is still there
     
    #78062 yaywaffles, Sep 13, 2017
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  13. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    :roll:
     
    #78063 Redav, Sep 13, 2017
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  14. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
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    Our president is a liar and no one on that side seems to give a fuck.
     
    #78064 Doug, Sep 13, 2017
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  15. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Firing Butch Jones
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    and its been around for roughly 2500 yrs so I dont think its going away
     
    #78065 Damion, Sep 13, 2017
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  16. enjj

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    Only 7 and a half more years of this entertainment.
     
    #78066 enjj, Sep 13, 2017
  17. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Firing Butch Jones
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    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
    #78067 Damion, Sep 13, 2017
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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Only $975,000.00 to go!!!!

    Almost there guys!!!
     
    #78068 Where Eagles Dare, Sep 13, 2017
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  19. BellottiBold

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    #78069 BellottiBold, Sep 13, 2017
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  20. BellottiBold

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    #78070 BellottiBold, Sep 13, 2017
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  21. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    takes time to move laundered money from offshore accounts to US bank so you can get the writeoff iirc / atmo. :twocents: hth
     
    #78071 timo, Sep 13, 2017
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  22. Can I Spliff it

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    #78072 Can I Spliff it, Sep 13, 2017
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  23. BellottiBold

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    #78073 BellottiBold, Sep 13, 2017
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  24. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #78074 chuckmasterflex, Sep 13, 2017
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  25. BudKilmer

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    Maybe I should unblock Shu to tell him to fuck off and donate to a charity to help Syrian orphans

    Oh wait, I donated in his racist, retarded name already and will enjoy it when Manafort and Flynn get charged with a state crime and turn on Donny Pisshands

    Cliffs: fuck you Shu
     
    #78075 BudKilmer, Sep 13, 2017
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  26. indeed

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    This could literally move some Republicans to call for impeachment or the 25th amendment process.
     
    #78076 indeed, Sep 13, 2017
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  27. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Too bad they're all compromised by Russia
     
    #78077 Teflon Queen, Sep 13, 2017
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  28. BudKilmer

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    It has to drive shitheads like Ryan and McConnell crazy that he is doing this. I like it almost as much as the Mitt Romney dinner picture
     
    #78078 BudKilmer, Sep 13, 2017
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  29. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Bannon said Trump made the biggest political mistake in modern history and Hillary's book is out.

    I'm bored where are his unhinged lashing out tweets.
     
    #78079 Prospector, Sep 13, 2017
  30. ned's head

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    Looks like the cucker became the cuckee
     
    #78080 ned's head, Sep 13, 2017
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  31. BellottiBold

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    oic
     
    #78081 BellottiBold, Sep 13, 2017
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  32. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    #78082 three stacks, Sep 13, 2017
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  33. chuckmasterflex

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    It must be annoying for Republicans in Congress to have to constantly answer questions about Trump's bullshit, while watching their poll numbers drop, only for him to attack them as failures.

    Then he sits down with Schumer and comes away with deals.

    Almost like they sold their souls to a man who sees loyalty as a one way street. Oh well. Fuck em.
     
    #78083 chuckmasterflex, Sep 13, 2017
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  34. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I will smile when I read that this shitstain got shanked and bled out in a prison cafeteria
     
    #78084 Duck70, Sep 13, 2017
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  35. chuckmasterflex

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    "That orange idiot agreed to what?!?"
     
    #78085 chuckmasterflex, Sep 13, 2017
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  36. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    forgive me for not believing the professional liar
     
    #78086 three stacks, Sep 13, 2017
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  37. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Ask not for whom the cuck cucks.
     
    #78087 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Sep 13, 2017
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  38. Mister Me Too

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    His ethics watchdog actually had a very logical explanation for this.


     
    #78088 Mister Me Too, Sep 13, 2017
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    So Nancy and Chuck get DACA protection and Trump gets nothing?

    "I will study thus dumb deal"
     
    #78089 Where Eagles Dare, Sep 13, 2017
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  40. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    My question is how much do you have to donate to Trump's legal defense to get a date with Tiffany? Ivanka is probably out of my price range.

    Also is it going to be considered a charitable donation for tax purposes?
     
    #78090 chuckmasterflex, Sep 13, 2017
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  41. Can I Spliff it

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    #78091 Can I Spliff it, Sep 13, 2017
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  42. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #78092 bro, Sep 13, 2017
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  43. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    what the fuck
     
    #78093 three stacks, Sep 13, 2017
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  44. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    #78094 three stacks, Sep 13, 2017
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  45. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Schumer's communication director.

     
    #78095 chuckmasterflex, Sep 13, 2017
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  46. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Once again, I am sure Trump likes Pelosis tits and he caved.
     
    #78096 Duck70, Sep 13, 2017
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  47. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Fuck these people so hard. Literally trying to destroy small businesses and some of the best parts of our country. Fuck off with this nonsense.
     
    #78097 Fancy, Sep 13, 2017
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  48. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    most bodegas are owned and/or operated by hispanic and arab immigrants too
     
    #78098 three stacks, Sep 13, 2017
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  49. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Silicon Valley entrepreneurship is extremely into finding ways to do business models we already have but with bypassing labor laws or just having employees exist to begin with.

    God, I'll never forget that they tried to reinvent the public bus as if they discovered fire :facepalm:
     
    #78099 Can I Spliff it, Sep 13, 2017
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  50. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    i like how they had to test whether a vending machine could be successful in high traffic areas like an apartment building
     
    #78100 Joe_Pesci, Sep 13, 2017
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