Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  2. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    This board is truly growing up and slowing down.

    This guy would have inspired 5 pages of potato jokes like 5 years ago.
     
  3. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    Time to change your username
     
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  4. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Who will know me then?
     
  5. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Who knows you now? Lol wrekt
     
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  6. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Your mom.

    Carnally.

    LOL Wrekt Protekt
     
  7. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    Potatos have already been forgotten
     
  8. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    This lived up to the hype
     
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  9. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    1 Trout
    2 McDavid
    3 Giannis
    4 Lana Rhoades
     
  10. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Crushing hard on danica right now.
     
  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    i'd like to play with her crystals if you catch my drift
     
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  12. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    This appears to be true.

    Her wiki has also been appropriately updated.
     
  13. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Say it

     
  14. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    she has a history of infidelity, shoot your shot big man.
     
  15. Quick

    Quick We ain't no puppies
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    The chick on the rundown today brought nothing to the table... but I am attracted to her sexually.
     
  16. Rasheed Wallace

    Rasheed Wallace Ball Don't Lie
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    She was so hot.
     
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  17. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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  18. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Donnie is so good.
     
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  19. Fuck this

    Fuck this Oh Hey
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    hated that she was cool. She's already hot. Fuck.
     
  20. D. Silver

    D. Silver Russian Gas
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    Sounds like Big Cat is singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame this afternoon in Chicago.
     
  21. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  22. Chocolate Giddyup

    Chocolate Giddyup Well-Known Member
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    Should go with Take On Me Out to the Ballgame imo lmbo
     
  23. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    "Pardon My Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
     
  24. Quick

    Quick We ain't no puppies
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    Rico Bosco on the pickem show was so fucking funny. Just fast forward to that part... it's electric
     
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  25. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I did not realize pft was the one who made the Ted Cruz thing public. That's amazing.
     
  26. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Barstool has me going through another Post phase. Bangers on bangers on bangers.

     
  27. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Seems like a lot of people were pissed that Big Cat was going to sing the 7th inning stretch tonight and it just seems over-the-top.

    I haven't been following him for more than 18 months or so, but he doesn't seem like the type to do something detestable. Yet people are acting as if he's sicked the Barstool fan base on people and told them to give those people hell.


    Did something like that happen?

    Doesn't seem warranted in Big Cat's case.
     
  28. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Lol search "cubs barstool" on twitter if you want to hate society
     
  29. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    [​IMG]
     
  30. Menelaus

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  31. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    overuses the word 'pain'
     
  32. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Stop with your word police schtick
     
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  33. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I mean, did you read the article?
     
  34. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    Listening to the Jake Olsen interview. Love that he is taking and giving jokes the whole time.

    Got me good when they:

    a) asked about his dog, he said it's named Quebec and they started saying soorey, soorey

    b) said spin zone, you like golf, you went blind in 2009, you've never seen Tiger suck at golf. Olsen even started laughing
     
  35. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    I'm so shocked that a Cubs fan is acting like their team is more than 20 guys hitting a ball with a stick.
     
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  36. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    stop with your post police schtick
     
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  37. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Stop with your schitck
     
  38. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    [​IMG]
     
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  39. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  40. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I'm not going to the gym today because in the blind community I'm skinny
     
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  41. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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  42. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    someone on my twitter feed tweeted out this article and said "great article". i unfollowed with the quickness
     
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  43. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Um... do you baseball?
     
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  44. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Comedy has evolved because people get in trouble for stuff like this nowadays. I don't know exactly what Big Cat has done to piss people off, but judging by 18 months or so of listening to him, I'd be surprised if it was something unforgivable.

    Watch a comedy from 10 years ago. They say faggot and retard a good bit, but do those actors/directors get the same treatment?

    Also, most people have awful senses of humor and bulldozer over jokes then slap an "offensive" sticker on them. Kind of bullshit.

    Can anyone think of something cringeworthy he did? Or does his association with Barstool solely tarnish his reputation?
     
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  45. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    I'm so shocked that a Cubs fan is acting like their team is more than 25 (active roster) or 40 (expanded roster) guys, of which only 9 will start on any given day (or 10 in the case of an away interleague matchup), and, given substitutions and pitching changes, about 9-14 of which will, on any given day, be guys hitting a ball with a stick.
     
  46. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    ^Undercover cop behavior
     
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  47. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
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    The Color Rush anthem fucking killed me
     
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  48. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Is this daves new lady?

     
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  49. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    That's Erin olash.
     
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