is that really the best you can do? Take that old weak ass shit to the nursing home. Just watch out for Robert Earl Jr the 3rd
for the porn board that died years ago guy is such a loser that none of the hundreds of pervs on here even want to converse w/ him on the porn board
Kendall has a boyfriend at school, his name is Israel. The Capital of Israel is Jerusamyfistinhisface
Had a girl 6 months ago. Rooting super hard she ends up a lesbian. Teaching her about Eleanor Roosevelt, softball, Subarus and Melissa Etheridge.
Haha, I'd do the same, but they are clearly advanced. My son caught my daughter, who is 4yo, clearly lying her ass off, with visual tells, but she adjusted fire like it was the 68 Tet Offensive to get out of trouble and keep that $2 toy.
Yeah but they can only get pregnant every year or so, a son can get God knows how many pregnant in no time. Either way, It's a lose lose situation lol
My 4 yo boy is a complete asshole. If the idea that you pay it forward with boys, I've got the next Tebow in my house. (minus the gay, maybe...and the football)
Lol... My brother has 2 girls (and luckily a 2 year old boy as well). The last time I visited them the now 6 year old told me about her 3 boyfriends at school. I was terrified for my brother at the level of knowledge she has compared to me....when I was like 13. The internet man...they learn too much, too fast.
My daughter's homecoming date for this weekend is now her boyfriend . Fortunately he was at my house when the Falcons lost the Super Bowl so he got to see the drunken meltdown that ensued. He thinks I'm completely unhinged and I'd like to keep it that way.
For the time being, no. She’s currently focusing on a collab project with Meatball...They’re creating a comic book.
Kendall went to her first "dance" last Friday. Was an afterschool dance/party that ended @ 4pm. She did ask Israel to the dance beforehand, he accepted. She dressed to the nines that day, he showed up in a t-shirt & sweatpants, she was pissed...I'm beginning to like this fucking guy
Kendall turns 13 on Tuesday, tonight was her 1st co-ed bday party. Mrs. Celemo and I can sleep soundly because the boys she hangs with are harmless geeks. Bullet Dodged...for now
I was a total geek (still am) and had my first lay at 14. Which terrifies me because I also have a 13 year old girl. Its always the ones you least expect.
My son just went to one, it was so odd sounding to me since when I was his age all I wanted to do was get laid and smoke pot But these kids played games and he took his guitar and they sat around singing and stuff
5 year old daughter had a boy following her around the playground. 8 year old daughter went up to said boy and said “be careful talking to her, my dad will punch your dad.” Kid started crying.
I was away from my daughter for the first time for more than a night this past week. I was busy all week so its not like I was sitting in my room crying about it. But last night they picked me up at the airport way past her bedtime. She was asleep but heard my voice when I got in the car. She woke up and started saying daddy over and over. Got out and walked to her door and she was just cheese smiling. One of the better experiences of my life.