Post ITT if your team sucks: potato famine/potouchdown famine

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  1. Mitch Cumstein

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    I'm here as a fantasy football team owner.
     
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  2. undrtow

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    Ouch
     
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  3. Pirasea

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    Do you still go to any games? I'll be there this weekend but in all likely-hood after another big loss this weekend I'm gonna find something better to do with my Saturdays.
     
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  4. NP13

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    Yeah, although I was actually sick for the Temple game and didn't go.
     
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  5. Daddy Rabbit

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    We haven't scored a TD in 10 straight quarters.

    Against, Georgia the Vols never got inside the redzone. Against UMass they had two snaps inside the 10, a run went for -1, and Dormady threw an 8 yard touchdown pass. Against, Florida they had 7 snaps inside the 10, they totaled -1 yard and an interception.

    Against South Carolina, Tennessee had a 10-play stretch in the first half where the offense gained: 0, -2, -10, 1, 0, 0, 0, -5, 8 and 2 yards for a net of -6 yards. Before the final drive of the game, the Vols went 3-and-out, effectively 3-and-out (a five-play drive saved by a penalty on a sack), 3-and-out and 3-and-out.

    From the start of the third quarter until its final drive, Tennessee’s lone first down was the result of a penalty. The Vols had five total yards of offense.
     
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  6. Prospector

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    fun fact 308 yards rushing by Bama
    Slaw punts for 307 yards, would have won if hadn't muffed first punt
     
  7. prerecordedlive

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  8. Mitch Cumstein

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    I'm back as a fan of a shitty college football team.
     
  9. Tarpon Nole

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  10. stangd

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    2-4, new feels man... have never felt like this.
     
  11. War Grundle

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    Stop tagging us like a bitch.
     
  12. prerecordedlive

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    I’m an alumni and been a fan since I was 2. I hope you aren’t talking to me.
     
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  13. Gata

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    Bye week bump
     
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  14. BellottiBold

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    Fighting Braxton Burmeisters just putting a nice dent in the couch in here
     
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  15. Shiggityshwo

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    We Want Kansas
     
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  16. NP13

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    Haven't played yet, but yo
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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  18. Daniel Ocean

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    Checks out.
     
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  20. WhiskeyDelta

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    We only beat a 5-1 team on a 17-game home win streak by 10 today. It was a rough time y’all.
     
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  21. Shiggityshwo

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    I'm too defeated to even snark you up
     
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  22. oldberg

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    Purdue just lost to Rutgers. I’ve already chalked up Nebraska losing to Purdue next week
     
  23. HoosDaMan

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    We're back!
     
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  24. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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  25. War Grundle

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  26. kslim

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    we suck i readily admit that but holy shit....

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  27. dump

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  28. Blu Tang Clan

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  29. Shawn Hunter

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  30. Tarpon Nole

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    Welcome. Grab a seat. What'll you have ?
     
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  31. Shawn Hunter

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    A new Head Coach
     
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  32. WhiskeyDelta

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    How do you hold the ball for 17 minutes but have negative yardage?
     
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  33. Tarpon Nole

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    I can get you a good deal on Charles Kelly
     
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  34. Shawn Hunter

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    Hard pass. We took FSU's last DC and he can't coach worth a shit.
     
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  35. NP13

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  36. Tarpon Nole

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    Can we have stoopsie back?
     
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  37. Shawn Hunter

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    We'll keep him as the DC since he did well with that at FSU and can recruit. He's just an incompetent HC.
     
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  38. Prospector

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    Mother fucker we're really bad
     
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  39. bturns

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    Came here to post this.

    We are horrendous. Our offense is complete shit. Our defense is weak. And our coaching staff is beyond inferior to just about every team we play...

    Fuck us right now...
     
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  40. PeteTopKevinBottom

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    Pre is good people, and is us. Don’t sweep the leg, Kai.
     
  41. I<3privatedances

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    We finished with 21 yards of offense and agreed to a running clock with around 8 minutes left in the game.

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  42. jorge

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    TIL you can do that
     
  43. kslim

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    lol no fucking way
     
  44. jorge

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  45. I<3privatedances

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    Fox’s announcers didn’t exactly know how to process it all. Tim Brando made a comment about how a Cole Moos’ 67-yard punt might have been KU’s best play. At halftime, Matt Leinart was asked to talk about KU and he literally couldn’t, dropping his head into his hands as he started to laugh.

    One could understand the reaction. KU’s offense was embarrassingly bad, mustering 21 — 21! — total yards on 49 plays. Seventeen of those yards came on the team’s final drive in garbage time.

    To give that some context: College Football Reference’s play index tracks stats going back to 2000. KU’s 21 yards were the worst mark out of more than 26,000 results, beating out Mississippi State’s 24-yard effort against Mississippi in 2008.

    Here are some other stats that will take some time to digest:

    ▪ The Jayhawks never advanced the ball past their own 43 yard offensively.

    ▪ KU finished with negative-25 rushing yards.

    ▪ The Jayhawks had four first downs total, with two coming off TCU penalties.

    This is what it’s become in KU coach David Beaty’s third year, a hope-filled season circling the drain quicker than anyone could have expected. This drubbing was so out of hand that both coaches agreed to a running clock for the final 12:49 of the fourth quarter — so the teams could end it before severe weather hit.

    So where does KU go from here? The next two home games seem vitally important.

    The Jayhawks play host to rival Kansas State next week and winless Baylor the week after, representing the two contests left where KU won’t have an overwhelming talent disadvantage.

    In other words KU, at 1-6 overall and 0-4 in the Big 12, is running out of time to show signs of progress in Beaty’s third season.
     
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  46. kslim

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    i hate to say it but we are going to hate fuck you guys saturday
     
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  47. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    hello yes we are bad. someone take our handsome coach pls
     
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  48. I<3privatedances

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    It's going to be a bloodbath. And I would have bet that ksu fans would outnumber ku fans in stadium 2 to 1 if you guys were having a better season.
     
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  49. jorge

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    I don’t believe you hate to say it
     
  50. kslim

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    ill be there, its tradition. plus i already live here so fuck it.
     
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