ITT Interesting Posts from the Bunker (Part 2)

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  1. Clown Baby

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  2. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    Thinking Malzahn won on miracle plays in 2013 given the way the rest of his seasons have panned out is such a leftist move
     
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    Lets not talk about how Auburn should have lost those games in 2013

    Lets do talk about Auburn should have won all the games it lost and lets judge Gus as if they were wins
     
  4. One Two

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    Lotta aubsessed turds and mutts in this thread
     
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    Wonder how his season predictions are working out...

    As football season nears, the time for talk is almost done. It’s not even six weeks until Auburn takes the field against Georgia Southern at Jordan-Hare Stadium.

    With preseason camp days away, it’s time to look into my not-so-trusty crystal ball and see what it tells me the future holds at Auburn and elsewhere.

    Here we go:

    -- Auburn will win at least 10 games, maybe more.

    -- Even with Montravius Adams and Carl Lawson gone, Auburn’s defensive line will be as good or better than last season.

    -- Darrell Williams will blossom into a star at linebacker.

    -- Tre’ Williams, Deshaun Davis and Darrell Williams will be as good as any linebacker trio in the SEC.

    -- TD Moultry will be one of the nation’s top freshmen.

    -- Safety Tray Matthews will live up to the promise that made him one of the nation’s top recruits out of high school.

    -- Kamryn Pettway will have a monstrous year at running back.

    -- Braden Smith will bulldoze SEC defensive linemen again and then will go play for a long time in the NFL.

    -- Jarrett Stidham will be Auburn’s starting quarterback and will have an outstanding year, but at some point during the season there will be a game in which folks will be very glad that Sean White is still around.

    -- For the first time in a long time, numerous Auburn wide receivers will have big moments as Stidham spreads the ball around in Chip Lindsey’s offense.

    -- Eli Stove will have more big moments than any of them.

    -- Ole Miss will have a better than expected season, and Matt Luke will be named permanent head coach.

    -- The NCAA will bring the hammer down on Ole Miss, and this will be the Rebels’ last chance for a long time to have a good season.

    -- Kentucky will be the surprise team in the SEC East and might even win it.

    -- Auburn will win a close game at Clemson.

    - Alabama will beat Florida State in the season-opener in Atlanta, and it won’t be close. That will spark talk of Alabama being unbeatable.

    -- Alabama, with so many new starters on defense, will be beatable and will lose at least two SEC games.

    -- Pundits, still feeling the effects of SEC fatigue, will declare that Alabama’s losses mean the SEC stinks.

    -- As it was so often in the Tommy Tuberville regime, Auburn’s game against LSU at Tiger Stadium will be the difference in making it to Atlanta or not. Who will win? My crystal ball is murky.

    -- Mississippi State will have a losing record for the second consecutive season.

    -- Texas A&M won’t win enough to save Kevin Sumlin’s job.

    -- Jim Harbaugh and Michigan will not win the Big Ten championship. What else is new? In seven seasons as a coach at Power 5 schools, he hasn’t won anything yet.

    -- Georgia will tank again in Kirby Smart’s second season. Unfortunately for him, there is no place on the scoreboard for recruiting rankings.

    -- Butch Jones might say Tennessee is champion of something, but it won’t be of the SEC East. His hold on his job will be precarious.

    -- Like most graduate transfer quarterbacks, Malik Zaire won’t be the savior at Florida and everybody will wonder what all the fuss was about.

    -- Georgia will win at Notre Dame and everybody will go nuts, forgetting that Notre Dame is coming off a 4-8 season and isn’t very good.

    -- Florida will beat Michigan and everybody will go nuts, forgetting that Michigan lost 10 starters on defense and that Brady Hoke is the only coach since Lloyd Carr to lose fewer than three games in a season there.

    -- In the wake of Hugh Freeze’s downfall, there will be a rash of Freedom of Information requests for phone records.

    -- The few college football coaches who didn’t have burner phones will get them now. Actually, they probably went and got them the day they heard what had happened to Freeze. No, that doesn’t mean they all do what Freeze did. It just means they don’t want people snooping around their phone bills.

    -- LSU running back Derrius Guice will rush for more than 2,000 yards.

    -- Missouri will be the most improved team in the SEC and will be very dangerous at home for anybody, including Auburn.

    -- Kansas State will win the Big 12 championship and Bill Snyder will retire. If his son doesn’t get the job he’ll be really angry.

    -- In his seventh season with the Carolina Panthers, Cam Newton will silence his doubters.

    -- When the season is over, someone, somewhere will revel in reminding me of the predictions I get wrong.

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    BayouMafia please reference the above predictions from the turkeyneck to see what his sunshine pumping really looks like... reading stuff like that regularly on our team board desensitizes you to petty pumping like that winning-out hypothetical.
     
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    Probably won't win it but we still have a chance midway thru the season
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  13. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    Iron Bowl talk already starting

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      Was at grocery tonight chatting with a lady wearing AU gear while waiting to checkout.
      Some dude (50ish) overhears the conversation and pipes up how he was disappointed we lost last week because he was hoping for a good Iron Bowl. He then goes onto say.....wait for it....”I’m a bama fan.” I just told him to put my sodas in plastic bags and to save the smoke for the barbecue.

      Damn turds!
     
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    Then I told his manager that he was harassing customers before jumping into my orange Maserati
     
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    After arriving at his lakefront mansion , he whipped out his yacht for a nighttime cruise and went onto his nightly four-hour lovemaking session with his former Miss Alabama wife.
     
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    He stopped by the marina where he encountered another Bama fan. This time he told him to fill her up.
     
  17. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    I’d like him to elaborate on exactly at what grocery/convenience store he was shopping where they still ask “paper or plastic”.
     
  18. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    Serious Question.. maybe I suffer a little LBS..
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      But honestly.. who’s gonna stop this stupid horse humper streak.. how is that none of the other blue bloods are truly competing.. where’s USC, Texas, Notre Dame.. etc. is been YEARS since most of the legacy teams have made any real noise. How long can this crap last?

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      But honestly.. who’s gonna stop this stupid horse humper streak.. how is that none of the other blue bloods are truly competing.. where’s USC, Texas, Notre Dame.. etc. is been YEARS since most of the legacy teams have made any real noise. How long can this crap last?
      Saban retiring is the only thing that’ll stop them

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      Saban retiring is the only thing that’ll stop them
      Beginning to believe you..

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      But honestly.. who’s gonna stop this stupid horse humper streak.. how is that none of the other blue bloods are truly competing.. where’s USC, Texas, Notre Dame.. etc. is been YEARS since most of the legacy teams have made any real noise. How long can this crap last?
      Texas really has no excuse at all.

      USC did have to go through a few years of sanctions.

      Notre Dame will never be able to be what they once were. Can’t ebough talent with there academic standards.

      At some point you have to think they won’t have every break go there way though

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      Saban retiring is the only thing that’ll stop them
      I think Mark emmeret retiring would be more significant personally. A few sanctions and back would be crippled for years.

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      They recruit the best players in the entire country. They land the ones they want.

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      I think Mark emmeret retiring would be more significant personally. A few sanctions and back would be crippled for years.
      With emmy retiring and lil nicky having zero leverage, the field will be equal again.
      One could conclude, nicky has pics of emmeret with a goat!!!!!

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      But honestly.. who’s gonna stop this stupid horse humper streak.. how is that none of the other blue bloods are truly competing.. where’s USC, Texas, Notre Dame.. etc. is been YEARS since most of the legacy teams have made any real noise. How long can this crap last?
      The biggest hurdle is knocking Saban and his bamers off as #1 recruiting class every year for the past however many years he’s done it. He can get almost any high school 5 star players he wants. Plus he can get any assistant coach he wants. And all the analysts that work for him. I know y’all know this already but damn with all that they’re almost unbeatable. The only way to stand a chance of beating bama right now is with a Cam Newton, Deshaun Watson type QB running the HUNH type offense. That’s my opinion and two cents worth. Hopefully Saban will retire soon but until then I’m surrendering to the fact that we’re all playing for a distance second place and it sucks.

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      But honestly.. who’s gonna stop this stupid horse humper streak.. how is that none of the other blue bloods are truly competing.. where’s USC, Texas, Notre Dame.. etc. is been YEARS since most of the legacy teams have made any real noise. How long can this crap last?
      Just a quick FYI. They have won 1 natty in the last 4 tries. They may win the next 3-5 but don't act like they are winning natty's every year.

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      Until Emmett retires and they don't have cover anymore.

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      The biggest hurdle is knocking Saban and his bamers off as #1 recruiting class every year for the past however many years he’s done it. He can get almost any high school 5 star players he wants. Plus he can get any assistant coach he wants. And all the analysts that work for him. I know y’all know this already but damn with all that they’re almost unbeatable. The only way to stand a chance of beating bama right now is with a Cam Newton, Deshaun Watson type QB running the HUNH type offense. That’s my opinion and two cents worth. Hopefully Saban will retire soon but until then I’m surrendering to the fact that we’re all playing for a distance second place and it sucks.
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      That’s a crazy, and kinda scary, thing to think about too. Even Cam and Deshaun and NARSHALL and Tebow could barely get it done. Tebow and Deshaun both had to have a second chance too. They’re just gonna dominate average to good college football teams as long as Saban is coaching.

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      Just a quick FYI. They have won 1 natty in the last 4 tries. They may win the next 3-5 but don't act like they are winning natty's every year.
      They are right there every year though. Have been in the playoffs every year it’s existed. Would have made playoffs in 2013 if one existed. Also would have made it in 2008 if it existed. 2010 is basically the only year in the last 10 seasons in which they wouldn’t have ended the regular season in the top 4. All others they would have. That’s as dominant as it comes In College football history unfortunately...

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      They are right there every year though. Have been in the playoffs every year it’s existed. Would have made playoffs in 2013 if one existed. Also would have made it in 2008 if it existed. 2010 is basically the only year in the last 10 seasons in which they wouldn’t have ended the regular season in the top 4. All others they would have. That’s as dominant as it comes In College football history unfortunately...
      No doubt but see what the op said again.

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      The disgusting stat is being ranked number 1 at some point during the season ten years in a row.
      USC - Carroll, ou- stoops, bammer- midget, tosu- urbs...when blue bloods have great coarches it’s tough. Midget would have won in 06-7 at lsu had he stayed and probably more after that.

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      But honestly.. who’s gonna stop this stupid horse humper streak.. how is that none of the other blue bloods are truly competing.. where’s USC, Texas, Notre Dame.. etc. is been YEARS since most of the legacy teams have made any real noise. How long can this crap last?
      And, I will add, the thought makes me want to KMS!!


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      Just a quick FYI. They have won 1 natty in the last 4 tries. They may win the next 3-5 but don't act like they are winning natty's every year.
      They’ve won 4 of the last 8 and were one play away from winning 5 of the last 8. That’s one every other year. Stop it

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      StumpfanQUALITY AND QUANTITY

      They’ve won 4 of the last 8 and were one play away from winning 5 of the last 8. That’s one every other year. Stop it
      One of last 4. Learn it. Love it. Live it. Great dynasty back in 09-12 though.

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      stutsman23First Round Draft Pick

      One of last 4. Learn it. Love it. Live it. Great dynasty back in 09-12 though.
      Lolz. Saban not only won big when the SEC dominated football, he won so big that he forced the rest of the SEC to hire folks like Gus and Bert and Butch. Now he’s basically got a free pass to the playoffs.

      You can make up silly shit to make you feel better but you know nothing is stopping them as long as Saban is there.

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      Lolz. Saban not only won big when the SEC dominated football, he won so big that he forced the rest of the SEC to hire folks like Gus and Bert and Butch. Now he’s basically got a free pass to the playoffs.

      You can make up silly shit to make you feel better but you know nothing is stopping them as long as Saban is there.
      They have been stopped 3/4 years. They might not get stopped many more times though. And those hires weren't because of Saban. Bert was a great hire at the time so I'm not sure why you would put that hire in there. AU had JJ running the show and too many AU fans gave Gus credit for 2010. On UT, they had all kind of problems under Dooley and the cupboards were very bare. We are about to see who they hire next.

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      IIRC OP, Clemson took care of that last year, right?

      WDE

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      They recruit the best players in the entire country. They land the ones they want.
      It’s gotten lots easier for them when your offering the opportunity to play in the Natty most years.

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      They have been stopped 3/4 years. They might not get stopped many more times though. And those hires weren't because of Saban. Bert was a great hire at the time so I'm not sure why you would put that hire in there. AU had JJ running the show and too many AU fans gave Gus credit for 2010. On UT, they had all kind of problems under Dooley and the cupboards were very bare. We are about to see who they hire next.
      Arkansas might be a little different, but my point was that Saban dominating resulted in a lot of coaches getting fired or quitting. Hell, it made Urban have “heart problems.” A lot of SEC teams are worse than when he showed up. I credit him for that. People are firing folks and hiring some flavor of the week high school coach because they think their school should have success like Saban. The problem is, no one has ever had that level of success so it’s a ridiculous idea.

      Auburn, UT, LSU, Florida should all be much better football programs than they are right now. Saban really doesn’t have much competition. Yes, there have been some awful moves by athletic directors, but I credit Saban for forcing their hand.

      I’m not saying he can’t be beat, he absolutely can and has many times, but he’s gonna consistently have a stronger program than anyone until he goes away to spend the rest of his days at Lake Burton.

      Or maybe he’s a washed up, has been that hasn’t done shit since 09-12 but that’s not my take on the Saban situation.

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      Beginning to believe you..
      Then Dabo will show up and the train will backfire a few times but otherwise continue rolling.

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      Arkansas might be a little different, but my point was that Saban dominating resulted in a lot of coaches getting fired or quitting. Hell, it made Urban have “heart problems.” A lot of SEC teams are worse than when he showed up. I credit him for that. People are firing folks and hiring some flavor of the week high school coach because they think their school should have success like Saban. The problem is, no one has ever had that level of success so it’s a ridiculous idea.

      Auburn, UT, LSU, Florida should all be much better football programs than they are right now. Saban really doesn’t have much competition. Yes, there have been some awful moves by athletic directors, but I credit Saban for forcing their hand.

      I’m not saying he can’t be beat, he absolutely can and has many times, but he’s gonna consistently have a stronger program than anyone until he goes away to spend the rest of his days at Lake Burton.

      Or maybe he’s a washed up, has been that hasn’t done shit since 09-12 but that’s not my take on the Saban situation.
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      Urban is the only one I see that couldn't handle the pressure due to Saban. Miles might have been ousted by Saban but got fired after losing 2 of his first 4 games in 16 and losing 3 of his last 5 in 16. One loss was bama. Butch Jones, Gus, Bert, Dooley, Chiz, etc were all just shit coaches that lost many more games than just bama.

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      Urban is the only one I see that couldn't handle the pressure due to Saban. Miles might have been ousted by Saban but got fired after losing 2 of his first 4 games in 16 and losing 3 of his last 5 in 16. One loss was bama. Butch Jones, Gus, Bert, Dooley, Chiz, etc were all just shit coaches that lost many more games than just bama.
      Yes, obviously they’ve lost more than just to Bama. Im just saying, IMO, lots of coaches have been fired and hired without a real plan in place other than “they are someone different.” I think Saban has been a major reason why some very under qualified folks are coaching SEC football right now. He’s not the only reason, but he’s definitely played a major role.

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      Until Emmett retires and they don't have cover anymore.
      FYI, Emmert's latest contract runs through 2020.

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      They recruit the best players in the entire country. They land the ones they want.
      Yes they do with jobs to their mommas, apartments with new furniture paid for and jobs for their siblings. Just check out the new running back's momma's new address. That would be Hoover, Alabama from California. Interesting how that seems to be the case with a lot of their recruits.

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      Yes they do with jobs to their mommas, apartments with new furniture paid for and jobs for their siblings. Just check out the new running back's momma's new address. That would be Hoover, Alabama from California. Interesting how that seems to be the case with a lot of their recruits.
      I agree and UGA is following the same blueprint. Auburn should take notes.

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      I agree and UGA is following the same blueprint. Auburn should take notes.
      Kirby learned from the master. I had friends that overheard Kirby telling Ruben's mom are they going to give you insurance? Are they going to help you with a job? All being said in an open restaurant environment. Just amazing the things they get by with ever year. People always say why doesn't AU do that because we would be on probation with in a year of doing something like that.

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      Saban retiring is the only thing that’ll stop them
      But what happens when dabo comes is and continues to recruit at the same level?

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      But what happens when dabo comes is and continues to recruit at the same level?
      I don’t see it happening. But i don’t think he’s as good as Saban anyway. We’ll see though

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      I don’t see it happening. But i don’t think he’s as good as Saban anyway. We’ll see though
      You don't see him going to bama? I hope not but I don't see anyway he doesn't got there
     
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  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    Maybe not long cat the thread.

    Ok?
     
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  22. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    Paper, bitch.
     
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    Forgot about stumpfan. That guy has had consistently shitty takes for over a decade now.
     
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    Both of the main Texas grocery store chains ask this everytime. Maybe this was joke over my head idk
     
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    Not in Austin bruh :awesomeface:
     
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  29. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    I haven’t been in a grocery store in 20 years that has asked “paper or plastic”. The guy’s story is stupid and fake.
     
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    I was asked 2 days ago. when I said paper, they asked if putting everything in one was okay :idk:

    story is fake as fuck though it's the 1000th version of that exact same story I've seen from the bunker
     
  31. the Weimar Beer Belly

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      Dabo done gone and built him a new house/castle....


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      NewWhy is he building a house when he's moving to Tuscaloosa in the near future?

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      NewNot a baller unless he got boosters to pay for the whole thing. Like Saban did with those saps.

      Dude making $8 mil and that buncha dopes is paying the mortgage because Napoleon made some bad real estate deals.
     
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    PhillipMarshall 42367 posts
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    He was talking about the conservative second half, not the punt return.

    Ole Miss scored 20 points against Auburn reserves. That game was over at the half.

    I'm really not sure what I can do other than ask questions. If anyone says anything other than what you guys have decided is true, the ridicule begins. I wish that wasn't the case, but it is what it is. I thought this guy was pretty straightforward. In fact, I know he was. Maybe you guys know so much football that you can see every adjustment. I don't. But I do know adjustments are made throughout games.


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    JackWhite said... (original post)

    Yeah, these coaches don't get it. Excuse after excuse. By the way, UGA's starting quarterback got hurt in the first game and they haven't skipped a beat. So tired of rationalizing every poor performance with some lame excuse or another.

    The only person who mentioned the injuries last year was me. You can think losing White and Pettway last season didn't matter if you want, but you would be wrong.


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    Ricedp105 said... (original post)

    I don't think these posts are directed at you personally, more the sources that tell you this information and the fact that there is no self awareness in our program anymore and it seems like one excuse after another and then a Mea Culpa, followed by more ineptness...rinse and repeat. How many times has Gus "vowed" to get things fixed now? It's just frustrating that these issues still arise year after year...

    Just because somebody doesn't say what you think or I think doesn't mean they are wrong. The very first thing he said was they need to do a better job of responding to what other people do. That was the very first sentence. Honestly, if the only thing anybody wants to see is something that backs up their own perceptions, I don't know what to do about that. I realize that a lot of folks on here have written off a season that is, right now, 5-2 and 3-1. Coaches haven't and players haven't.. Maybe that makes people angry. I can't help it.


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    Well, again, I find myself defending myself. The person I talked to knows what's going on, better than I do and better than you do. The first sentence acknowledged was that they need to do a better job of responding. I don't think there is anything he could write that would make some of you guys happy other than repeating what you believe. That's fine, but that's not the way I do business. I don't talk to people who actually know what's going on based on message board perceptions or even my own..I haven't, I'm not and I won't. I asked him about the things about those games and he gave me an answer. He had no reason to tell me anything that he didn't see as the truth.

    If it makes people feel good to ridicule other people who actually have their lives and livelihoods invested in this, so be it. I won't be doing that either. I'm not afraid to write the truth, whatever it is. I've spent my adult life doing that. However, I'm not going to talk to one who knows what's going on and then claim to be an expert and say he doesn't know what he's talking about. That would be pretty ridiculous on my part.


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    Big A said... (original post)

    Laughable. The punt return was definitely not the difference in the game. Are we really trying to place blame there instead of the coaching that was happening on our sidelines? That's really rich.

    Yes, the punt return was the difference in the game. Without it, LSU would not have won. That doesn't make it the only reason. Saying anything else is laughable.


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    rcollier said... (original post)

    "It has worked in a whole lot of other games that people don’t remember because they weren’t close in the end.”

    This guy is just not very bright. Acting surprised people remember all of his terrible coaching in critical games? This guy is definitely Malzahn's puppet.

    Both of your statements are off-base. You have no idea what you are talking about. At no point did he say he was surprised. I guess it's easy to call people you don't know names. I just can't for the life of me figure out what satisfaction there is in doing it.


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    JackWhite said... (original post)

    Not sure why you even feel the need to defend yourself. These aren't your words. These are the words of your "insider" or "man on the inside". Nobody is faulting you for passing it along. We don't have to agree with what they said, nor do you. You're just reporting it. For some reason it seems like you feel the need to defend what this person said and side with him. I'm not sure why that is. Just because we don't agree with the words doesn't mean we are criticizing you for reporting it. Honestly confused why you are offended by any of these responses.

    You know, it's one thing to disagree with what somebody said. It's another to ridicule and call names. That's what troubles me. When someone says he's dumb and he's Gus' puppet because he doesn't agree with him, when people are called morons and idiots, that troubles me. I am sorry, but it does. As I've said many times, I understand the disappointment when things don't go well but I don't understand anger, vitriol and personal attacks as related to college football. It's supposed to be fun. If it isn't, why do it?


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    I am going to try to explain this one more time while vowing to myself not to do this again in FYEO, This is from one insider with an informed opinion. It is not "the coaches." It is not Gus. It is not Chip Lindsey or Kevin Steele. I apologize for getting people riled up. I guess some people enjoy that. I don't, and it won't happen again. I'll stick to confirmed facts in FYEO from now on


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    Dane McPherson said... (original post)

    People do enjoy the insider info but the fans are getting tired of the same excuses with no change

    The first words this person said were that obviously they aren't doing a good enough job of responding when people adjust. The very first words. He then explained his view of why things are happening. My purpose in doing this is to try to give people a view of what is actually happening and not what is perceived to be happening. If it becomes such that the only thing that is acceptable is "Our coaches stink. We do an awful job. The message board guys all know what they are talking about and we don't," then what is the purpose of doing it?

    I mean, my feelings aren't hurt or anything. I just don't see any reason to continue wasting my time offering something that people neither appreciate nor take seriously because if it doesn't match up with they believe.

    I'll tell you what "the coaches" think. They think they gave away a game they clearly should have won and they are sicker about it and hurt more about it than anyone on this or any other message board. They also think that it's not the end of the season, that they still have a chance to have a great year. I'm not sure what people would want them to think. Clearly, they're not going to say "Here's how we are going to attack Arkansas or Georgia or whoever.

    I was as critical as anyone in more than one column about what happened Saturday. My mission then became to do my best to find out what they were trying to do and why it happened like it did. That's what I've tried to do. I will still try to do that, but I doubt it will be in this forum again. It is, as I said, a waste of time. Not only do people think this person - who knows very much what he is talking about - doesn't know what he's talking about, it makes them angry and upset because, somehow, they are convinced they know more.


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    Mr Perfect said... (original post)

    What do you think about what Brian Griese, Emory Blake, and Gary Danielson said about the coaches not giving Stidham any shorter/quicker routes during the Clemson and LSU games (second half)?

    They know a little bit and seemed in disbelief.

    I honestly am asking your opinion and am not saying this with any sarcasm whatsoever.

    What do you think about what I said in my columns on the day of the game and after? At no time have I said there wasn't a problem. Neither did the person I talked to. The first thing he said was that there was a problem. None of that is what I have a problem with. I have a problem with name-calling and ridiculing. No, I'm not going to tell somebody like that he doesn't know what he's talking about. I don't know why things happened the way they did. Neither do any of the people you mentioned. I tried to find out as best I could. I'm sorry I did.
     
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      and grand scale.including money to players, families high school coaches and institutions. does anyone here not believe that spuat has a system in place to crush any school who is a threat . does anyone here believe that spuat holds its players to the same character standards as other schools. does anyone here believe spuat doesn't wield undue influence with the sec and ncaa. they are a pathetic joke

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      "The Process"

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      Only pathetic joke are you and your coach.

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      Man, you have been an a roll lately. Gus sucking ass has really overloaded your old ass circuits.

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      it is a criminal organization and everyone knows it. the mods here and the press certainly know but fear for their jobs

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      alerFirst Round Draft Pick

      Man, you have been an a roll lately. Gus sucking ass has really overloaded your old ass circuits.
      nope just sick of fake AU fans who have no idea what Auburn is, especially compared to the putrid swamp which is spuat

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      it is a criminal organization and everyone knows it. the mods here and the press certainly know but fear for their jobs
      jay G. Tate do you fear Nick will have you fired from here?

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      alerFirst Round Draft Pick

      Only pathetic joke are you and your coach.
      my coach is Auburn's coach yours is a cheat

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      jay G. Tate do you fear Nick will have you fired from here?
      we had a mod here try and expose their cheating is anyone remembers

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      I think they did early on. They probably still do but once you dominate (win) like they have over the last several years, you don't have to cheat as much or at all. Winning covers a multitude of sins.

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      we had a mod here try and expose their cheating is anyone remembers
      Again jay G. Tate or @BryanMatthews ? You fear that Nick will fire you from your jobs here?

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      So, that excuses everyone else in the conference putting an average to below average product on the fielf?

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      alerFirst Round Draft Pick

      I think they did early on. They probably still do but once you dominate (win) like they have over the last several years, you don't have to cheat as much or at all. Winning covers a multitude of sins.
      they can't stop its beyond their control. its boosters and politicians and media its a system

      So, that excuses everyone else in the conference putting an average to below average product on the fielf?
      there is parity throughout football these days except spuat

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      Again jay G. Tate or @BryanMatthews ? You fear that Nick will fire you from your jobs here?
      depends on whether their houses have stairs

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      nope just sick of fake AU fans who have no idea what Auburn is, especially compared to the putrid swamp which is spuat
      Go on......

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      i actually think they've throttled down a tad over the last couple of years as far as lavishing the players with actual cash. I think they pay their bribing of high school coaches has been stepped up. they do it through boosters and it's nowhere near as risky for them and provides almost equal results.

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      FormerlyKnownAsSOLLYAM I SOLLY? MAYBE.

      we had a mod here try and expose their cheating is anyone remembers
      I'll give you THAT one. I member that

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      i actually think they've throttled down a tad over the last couple of years as far as lavishing the players with actual cash. I think they pay their bribing of high school coaches has been stepped up. they do it through boosters and it's nowhere near as risky for them and provides almost equal results.
      true. again its jobs to parents aunts and uncles its anonymous donations made to maryland high schools for a new stadium the day before a prize recruit switches from AU to spuat. it hit pieces done by the times and other reporters

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      it is a criminal organization and everyone knows it. the mods here and the press certainly know but fear for their jobs
      We cheat to aler

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      This place is a cluster fvck when we suck

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      Preach on because it’s all true and they are a joke. No other school on that level. Cess pool

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      Like the salmon's return to its annual spawning grounds, out come the "Bama cheats" complaints every season as soon as it becomes evident they will throttle us once again.

      It's cute that OP doesn't think AU cheats along with Bama and every other decent program in the conference. If they cheat more than us then good on them that they are willing to go all in rather than half assing it.

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      I'll say this

      Yes I think they have a very complex system in place which includes $$$$ for recruits and players.
      However, so does everyone else - probably just not as elaborate a system, but in some form or fashion... I'm guessing uga is upgrading their system now as well....

      With all that said uat is dedicated to winning championships not with beating Auburn or lsu or whoever. They know that if everyone is aligned with one goal - winning championships then they'll beat their rivals with great frequency. As a result their facilities are top notch, coaches are committed, everything and everyone has one mission.....

      Yes, they have the media in their pocket as well...... that includes rivals

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      MCAUVOODOO MASTER

      and grand scale.including money to players, families high school coaches and institutions. does anyone here not believe that spuat has a system in place to crush any school who is a threat . does anyone here believe that spuat holds its players to the same character standards as other schools. does anyone here believe spuat doesn't wield undue influence with the sec and ncaa. they are a pathetic joke
      Malzahn is 2-3 against LSU, losing two of the last three. He's 1-3 against Georgia and 1-3 against Alabama, losing the last three to each. He's 0-2 against Clemson and 0-3 in bowl games against Power-5 opponents Florida State, Wisconsin and Oklahoma. (Scarbinsky, 2017)

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      We cheat to aler
      This. Anybody who thinks ANY school doesn’t cheat in some capacity is a complete moron. Might not be to the level of bama, but you’re ignorant if you think AU is clean and has never done anything wrong.

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      My personal belief is that everyone is doing it.. but that this state of Alabama is the only one that has the sheer number of people committed to it. I’ve travled through almost every state and I have yet to see the level of commitment Alabama has to football. It is a religion, people beat their wives and lose their hope in life if Alabama isn’t winning. I truly believe there are more people in Alabama that would give there life for a championship than any other state in the country. Not all of them live in trailers and have 5 dogs under the porch. All do it.. Alabama just has the numbers. My 2 cents

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      All schools are guilty at some level-totally agree.
      BUT there is only one school/program that is unchecked, systemically does so at the highest magnitude by a factor and compare that to whomever you think is a leader systemically doing so -pick from FSU, Oklahoma, ole miss, usc back in the day, Ohio State and none are even close and really overt as where AL is these days.
      Not close and guess what, it shows.

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      When it ends for them, post saban, they will have a dark decade or two, what Auburn has to do is take advantage once they cycle down and not be satisfied going 9-3 and beating bammer.

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      Malzahn is 2-3 against LSU, losing two of the last three. He's 1-3 against Georgia and 1-3 against Alabama, losing the last three to each. He's 0-2 against Clemson and 0-3 in bowl games against Power-5 opponents Florida State, Wisconsin and Oklahoma. (Scarbinsky, 2017)
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      Malzahn is 2-3 against LSU, losing two of the last three. He's 1-3 against Georgia and 1-3 against Alabama, losing the last three to each. He's 0-2 against Clemson and 0-3 in bowl games against Power-5 opponents Florida State, Wisconsin and Oklahoma. (Scarbinsky, 2017)
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      I think they did early on. They probably still do but once you dominate (win) like they have over the last several years, you don't have to cheat as much or at all. Winning covers a multitude of sins.
      They still cheat and so does AU and so does any traditional football power.

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      and grand scale.including money to players, families high school coaches and institutions. does anyone here not believe that spuat has a system in place to crush any school who is a threat . does anyone here believe that spuat holds its players to the same character standards as other schools. does anyone here believe spuat doesn't wield undue influence with the sec and ncaa. they are a pathetic joke
      [​IMG]

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      Everyone has a certain amount of dirt on their hands with recruiting. However no one. NO ONE does it as well as west vance. And if a player they really want is wavering they don’t hesitate to do what is necessary to secure that kid. And it’s untracebale. Only a player could get bama in trouble. Amazing that hasn’t happened. The bear cheated at Kentucky and TAM. Admitted it. And he was a master at it at bama.

      But it’s not just what they give a kid. It’s the control/influence they knew they had to exert and were smart enough to execute. Bear Bryant actually gave watches to sec officials. Then they passed a rule against it. SEC office is filtered with bama. We all know about Emmert and Saban. But bama and the bear were tight with Walter Byers who was president of they NCAA during the 70’s. It’s no coincidence bama folks are working in the NCAA.

      Bama knew how important the media is. Obviously the state media was always in their hip pocket. But sports outlets and national reputation is important to them. They know it’s value. Bama people work in many media outlets. Check it out if you think I’m wrong. Even print media like Atlanta Comstitution.

      Now we have cheated in the past. But we were rather dumb with the process. Also we are real stupid with media. We’ve never had a plan to build our rep. Usually the only way Auburn gets in the media is if something goes wrong. In other words we don’t promote anything positive. Or stand up to Bogus accusations.

      The more things change the more they stay the same with bama. But Saban has elevated them to a new level. I heard ther AD speak. Im paraphrasing but he said he’d never worked anywhere like bama. All are focused on one thing. Winning. Doing whatever it takes. From the janitors to the president and entire athletic department to their fans. One goal.

      We have the recipe. It’s there. We just refuse to mix the ingredients.

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      and grand scale.including money to players, families high school coaches and institutions. does anyone here not believe that spuat has a system in place to crush any school who is a threat . does anyone here believe that spuat holds its players to the same character standards as other schools. does anyone here believe spuat doesn't wield undue influence with the sec and ncaa. they are a pathetic joke
      Eliminate the amateur rule. It's unethical, likely illegal, and it creates the black market that uat thrives in. Bring everything out into the open.

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      and grand scale.including money to players, families high school coaches and institutions. does anyone here not believe that spuat has a system in place to crush any school who is a threat . does anyone here believe that spuat holds its players to the same character standards as other schools. does anyone here believe spuat doesn't wield undue influence with the sec and ncaa. they are a pathetic joke
      http://bleacherreport.com/articles/614915-auburn-on-probation-eric-ramsey-breaks-his-silence

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      It’s not even possible for a team to be ranked #1 for as many years as they have been. People that think what’s happening is just because they have a great HC is seriously delusional. If we (or any other team) were rankled #1 in both recruiting and on the field play for half the time they have been, the NCAA would absolutely 100% come in and take a look. Other HC’s would demand it but in their case, nothing, nada, crickets chirping. There should be a book written about it all once this era ends.

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      Everyone has a certain amount of dirt on their hands with recruiting. However no one. NO ONE does it as well as west vance. And if a player they really want is wavering they don’t hesitate to do what is necessary to secure that kid. And it’s untracebale. Only a player could get bama in trouble. Amazing that hasn’t happened. The bear cheated at Kentucky and TAM. Admitted it. And he was a master at it at bama.

      But it’s not just what they give a kid. It’s the control/influence they knew they had to exert and were smart enough to execute. Bear Bryant actually gave watches to sec officials. Then they passed a rule against it. SEC office is filtered with bama. We all know about Emmert and Saban. But bama and the bear were tight with Walter Byers who was president of they NCAA during the 70’s. It’s no coincidence bama folks are working in the NCAA.

      Bama knew how important the media is. Obviously the state media was always in their hip pocket. But sports outlets and national reputation is important to them. They know it’s value. Bama people work in many media outlets. Check it out if you think I’m wrong. Even print media like Atlanta Comstitution.

      Now we have cheated in the past. But we were rather dumb with the process. Also we are real stupid with media. We’ve never had a plan to build our rep. Usually the only way Auburn gets in the media is if something goes wrong. In other words we don’t promote anything positive. Or stand up to Bogus accusations.

      The more things change the more they stay the same with bama. But Saban has elevated them to a new level. I heard ther AD speak. Im paraphrasing but he said he’d never worked anywhere like bama. All are focused on one thing. Winning. Doing whatever it takes. From the janitors to the president and entire athletic department to their fans. One goal.

      We have the recipe. It’s there. We just refuse to mix the ingredients.
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      I've watched their recruiting for over 55 years and your post pretty well covers it. Bryant's reputation and winning ability served as a built in PR campaign to a large degree when it came to recruiting but he also never saw a top player that he wouldn't "Buy" if it took that to get him. Over the years, I've heard and seen evidence that they've always cheated and I also saw their recruiting "network" was really perfected during the Bryant era. Many things were already in place with their cheating networks when Saban arrived and he used it extensively his first few years. After that, his reputation of winning and placing players at the next level propelled his ability to sign top players for that reason and he backed off cheating unless it was a top player he needed to cheat to get. It has now reached as point where most SEC schools are not even competitive with them anymore because the disparity of the talent level and extensive depth is so far above that of other schools. With our leadership and philosophy, combined with the media bias, it's doubtful that we will ever achieve the success that they've enjoyed under Bryant and Saban but if our leadership were devoted to us being the best we could be, we can still win championships and compete. It's just frustrating for me at my age to see our schools leadership farting away opportunities to be the best that we can be and making stupid decisions that hinder us from achieving that goal. Coach Jordan once said something to the effect that: The only enemy Auburn has is Auburn itself and it remains true even today.

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      If you don't get caught you are not cheating you are winning.

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      and grand scale.including money to players(Eric Ramsey, Stanley McGlover, Chuck Person, Cam Newton), families high school coaches and institutions. does anyone here not believe that spuat has a system in place to crush any school who is a threat ([​IMG]. )does anyone here believe that spuat holds its players to the same character standards as other schools(. does anyone here believe spuat doesn't wield undue influence with the sec and ncaa([​IMG]. )they are a pathetic joke
      These threads make me giggle. Your jealousy is staggering. LBS to the max. OP is [​IMG]

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      jolivesrI KNOW BASKETBALL
      During the goats first few years, yes... Now? I think kids see he is putting guys in the league and winning games at an alarming rate, so yeah need isn't as high... They definitely did something for the Hawaiian kid... I'm convinced with no knowledge of his recruitment whatsoever...

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      who_called_the_WolfAll-American

      and grand scale.including money to players, families high school coaches and institutions. does anyone here not believe that spuat has a system in place to crush any school who is a threat . does anyone here believe that spuat holds its players to the same character standards as other schools. does anyone here believe spuat doesn't wield undue influence with the sec and ncaa. they are a pathetic joke
      Do you think AU paid Cam, Fairley,etc?

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      rbl92All-American

      During the goats first few years, yes... Now? I think kids see he is putting guys in the league and winning games at an alarming rate, so yeah need isn't as high... They definitely did something for the Hawaiian kid... I'm convinced with no knowledge of his recruitment whatsoever...
      Name one kid who wouldn't laugh in Saban's face when he offers winning and a good chance to get to the league when other schools are offering high five to low six figures. All top programs buy players. No other way to compete. uat pays more.

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      lakelandtigerSecond Team
      Every school breaks the rules but bama has complete immunity. Had it under bear and now saban.

      44 Today at 10:43 AM

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      JonnyW81All-American
      Examples of bammer cheating?

      45 Today at 10:44 AM


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      JWalker72POSITIVELY POSITIVE

      When it ends for them, post saban, they will have a dark decade or two, what Auburn has to do is take advantage once they cycle down and not be satisfied going 9-3 and beating bammer.
      Or will they? Or did they learn from the Circus of Mikes (Price, Dubose and Shula) and are now dedicated to still doing whatever's necessary to win? People said there'd never be another bahr, but saban's pretty close, and when he FINALLY steps down I suspect they will seek out the very best college coach available and pay him whatever it takes.

      Now, the question really is, will THAT coach be as good as saban... don't know the answer there, but I believe they will get the very best available, unlike some schools we know... ahem... who get a coach who helps the AD's agenda.

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      alerFirst Round Draft Pick

      They still cheat and so does AU and so does any traditional football power.
      Not even close and you know it. Do schools and boosters bend rules certainly,but no school in history has done it with impunity at this level. Spuat is unparalleled this post will expose people’s true colors

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      alerFirst Round Draft Pick

      It’s not even possible for a team to be ranked #1 for as many years as they have been. People that think what’s happening is just because they have a great HC is seriously delusional. If we (or any other team) were rankled #1 in both recruiting and on the field play for half the time they have been, the NCAA would absolutely 100% come in and take a look. Other HC’s would demand it but in their case, nothing, nada, crickets chirping. There should be a book written about it all once this era ends.
      And that is the simple truth

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      peace0087All-American

      Again jay G. Tate or @BryanMatthews ? You fear that Nick will fire you from your jobs here?
      I seriously doubt either JGT or BM are worried about Saban in anyway “firing” them.
      Unless I missed something I don’t believe Saban has ownership in auburnsports.com

      Also pretty certain if either of them had concrete evidence of what your proposing they would put it out there for all to see.

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      WarDamnEagleFirst Round Draft Pick

      I seriously doubt either JGT or BM are worried about Saban in anyway “firing” them.
      Unless I missed something I don’t believe Saban has ownership in auburnsports.com

      Also pretty certain if either of them had concrete evidence of what your proposing they would put it out there for all to see.
      @aler says they are.

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      alerFirst Round Draft Pick

      I seriously doubt either JGT or BM are worried about Saban in anyway “firing” them.
      Unless I missed something I don’t believe Saban has ownership in auburnsports.com

      Also pretty certain if either of them had concrete evidence of what your proposing they would put it out there for all to see.
      You would be wrong. Lawsuits death threats would follow. Advertisers would dry up, kids would be harassed that’s how the game is played

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      alerFirst Round Draft Pick

      Examples of bammer cheating?
      You are kidding are a bammer, no other explanation

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      Harvey SpecterET TU, AWOB?
      Well, we need you take them down for us aler. Take one for the team and bring the empire crashing down

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      Weagle222All-American
      Ha. We cheat our asses off as well. They are just better at it and actually win.

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      Weagle222All-American

      Examples of bammer cheating?
      I live here. They cheat like hell.

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      gridirongloryFirst Round Draft Pick

      So, that excuses everyone else in the conference putting an average to below average product on the fielf?
      It may be an excuse but that does't change the truth and the facts how else can you expand kids from poor families driving 60 k cars?

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      snoodaubFirst Round Draft Pick

      my coach is Auburn's coach yours is a cheat
      Wait....

      Do you believe Auburn does it cheat?????

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      lakelandtigerSecond Team

      Examples of bammer cheating?
      I have personally seen bama players that were “working” at a car dealership in ttown. The only thing they did all day was eat fried chicken and sit. Also saw a player come into the service lane, in his Cadillac. When it was time to pay he pulled out a huge wad of cash. Ripped off over 1000 bucks to settle up. This guy was not from a wealthy family.
      I am sure you remember the suits, autographed jerseys, rent Richardson’s Mother, fishing trips and these are things just off the top of my head.

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      gridirongloryFirst Round Draft Pick

      It’s not even possible for a team to be ranked #1 for as many years as they have been. People that think what’s happening is just because they have a great HC is seriously delusional. If we (or any other team) were rankled #1 in both recruiting and on the field play for half the time they have been, the NCAA would absolutely 100% come in and take a look. Other HC’s would demand it but in their case, nothing, nada, crickets chirping. There should be a book written about it all once this era ends.
      I know coaches who know all the dirt and have asked them all why they don't you write a book about all their cheating but they all laugh and say they would fear for their life if they exposed bama.

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      dwfaufanAll-American
      The REC machine has been doing it since they hired Bear. They laid low during the Shula era to weather the probation and fired back up when they hired Saban. As long as Mark Emmert is running the NCAA they are untouchable just as Bear was untouchable with Walter Byers.

      60 Today at 11:16 AM

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      gridirongloryFirst Round Draft Pick

      Wait....

      Do you believe Auburn does it cheat?????
      Good to see you are still on the job working so hard! LOL

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      bobo16All-American
      I sat at a tailgate with a LSU booster in Baton Rouge. A friend of mine is close with his daughter. We talked ball for a while, and it was enjoyable. Then recruiting came up. He was pretty open about what he and some of his buddies do behind the scenes. I would guess he was in his early 60’s, VERY wealthy. He was “involved” in the Dylan Moses recruitment. I was told that LSU (nor any school for that matter) could come CLOSE to what bammers offer these families. The network of people is staggering, and everything they do behind the scenes is on another level.

      Again, just passing along one conversation, but he told me that it’s less about the cash up front and more about how the families are “taken care of” for YEARS to come. (Jobs, loans, homes, cars, etc...) That’s nothing revolutionary, it was just interesting coming from another fan base. This guy would definitely be in the know from the LSU side.

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      auburnmaAll-American

      It may be an excuse but that does't change the truth and the facts how else can you expand kids from poor families driving 60 k cars?
      I can tell you the pics of cars that we have seen could be compared with AU kids driving similar cars and you wouldn’t be able to pick out who was who. Stuff like this happens at every program. Some are better at covering it up than others. To be clear, I don’t believe coaches hiring prostitutes happens everywhere, just kids getting cars/cash. We may not do it as much as UA, but I don’t think we have any room to throw stones while living in a glass house.

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      BeatBama60First Round Draft Pick

      I think they did early on. They probably still do but once you dominate (win) like they have over the last several years, you don't have to cheat as much or at all. Winning covers a multitude of sins.
      That mural with the NFL salaries tells a large part of the story.

      Of course they still pay/extend illegal benefits players. So do we. But it's that promise of real money in the future that keeps their cupboard stocked.

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      GoateedTigerAll-American
      I have seen the enemy and they are us.

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      StumpfanQUALITY AND QUANTITY

      Not even close and you know it. Do schools and boosters bend rules certainly,but no school in history has done it with impunity at this level. Spuat is unparalleled this post will expose people’s true colors
      Cheating is cheating.

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      AUISITAll-American
      OP, you are spot on. Many here just aren't smart enough to figure it out. Comparing what AU or other schools is doing is like comparing a kid who steals a pack of cigarettes to a bank robber. Both are illegal so there is that.

      bama showed what they would be if the playing field was level after the Albert Means deal. And as soon as the probation was over, they hired the midget and recruits started flocking to them. Keep in mind the top recruiting classes they got in 2008-2010 were 2-4 years old the last time bama was relevant. So what might it have been? Saban? LMAO.

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      alerFirst Round Draft Pick

      Cheating is cheating.
      That’s like saying stealing a candy bar is the same as armed robbery with a murder. You spuat apologist kill me

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      fntigerSIR LIKES-A-LOT

      and grand scale.including money to players, families high school coaches and institutions. does anyone here not believe that spuat has a system in place to crush any school who is a threat . does anyone here believe that spuat holds its players to the same character standards as other schools. does anyone here believe spuat doesn't wield undue influence with the sec and ncaa. they are a pathetic joke
      @aler you're spot on.

      You always are, so I'm just stating the obvious, but:
      [​IMG]

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      StumpfanQUALITY AND QUANTITY

      That’s like saying stealing a candy bar is the same as armed robbery with a murder. You spuat apologist kill me
      That's pretty silly considering they are both cheating. You should've said that's like comparing stealing a candy bar vs stealing a car. That would make too much sense though and you're hysterical since the LSU loss.

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      TitanTiger (AU)All-American

      and grand scale.including money to players, families high school coaches and institutions. does anyone here not believe that spuat has a system in place to crush any school who is a threat . does anyone here believe that spuat holds its players to the same character standards as other schools. does anyone here believe spuat doesn't wield undue influence with the sec and ncaa. they are a pathetic joke
      I think the REC apparatus cheated it's ass off when Saban arrived to get him rolling. I think they have backed off a good bit and only step up when they have to now because once he got things rolling there, the success allowed him to get most players they wanted without having to do anything of significance. I mean, why risk it if you don't absolutely have to at this point?

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      L I G E RI HATE EVERYTHING
      I 100% believe they do. And I'm insanely jealous of them for it.

      Their high-dollar boosters want to influence wins for their program and losses for their rivals. Buying players and supporting publicity for opponents' dirty laundry is a prime example of their commitment to winning at all costs.

      They win games and championships long before the opening kickoff ever happens.

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      nighthawk004All-American

      You are kidding are a bammer, no other explanation
      Aler, what do you do for living?

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      DufnerFanBoyFirst Round Draft Pick

      and grand scale.including money to players, families high school coaches and institutions. does anyone here not believe that spuat has a system in place to crush any school who is a threat . does anyone here believe that spuat holds its players to the same character standards as other schools. does anyone here believe spuat doesn't wield undue influence with the sec and ncaa. they are a pathetic joke
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      rbl92All-American

      I mean, why risk it if you don't absolutely have to at this point?
      To win. To remove all doubt. To demoralize your competitors. To dominate.

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      TitanTiger (AU)All-American

      To win. To remove all doubt. To demoralize your competitors. To dominate.
      I think there's a tipping point where you can do that without exposing yourself to more potential NCAA attention than is necessary. There's a reason the Ole Misses of the world get caught more often than bigger programs and it's because they are fighting from a deficit and end up taking bigger risks and more of them to catch up. Once you're established, you can scrape so much talent just based off of your success, you can be more selective and more careful.

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      alerFirst Round Draft Pick

      Aler, what do you do for living?
      Self employed. Used to own a few restaurant chains that went belly up when all the rouse malls closed. Got up to 35 stores before the crap hit the fan. Now am a contractor we do a couple million a year. Make about half of what I did when I was 28 oh well

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      rbl92All-American

      I think there's a tipping point where you can do that without exposing yourself to more potential NCAA attention than is necessary. There's a reason the Ole Misses of the world get caught more often than bigger programs and it's because they are fighting from a deficit and end up taking bigger risks and more of them to catch up. Once you're established, you can scrape so much talent just based off of your success, you can be more selective and more careful.
      Have you really thought about this? This makes sense to you? You don't get top tier talent with promises of wins and potential pro future when other schools are offering cash. The world doesn't work that way. People aren't stupid. These kids know they are being taken advantage of by a corrupt system that requires them to work for free to chase their dreams. Once one program offers them a fraction of what they know they are worth it's game on. There is not one kid that isn't going to laugh in in Saban's face when he offers the chance to play at the great uat for free when he's getting offers of hundreds of thousands of dollars from other programs.

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      TitanTiger (AU)All-American
      New

      Have you really thought about this? This makes sense to you? You don't get top tier talent with promises of wins and potential pro future when other schools are offering cash. The world doesn't work that way. People aren't stupid. These kids know they are being taken advantage of by a corrupt system that requires them to work for free to chase their dreams. Once one program offers them a fraction of what they know they are worth it's game on. There is not one kid that isn't going to laugh in in Saban's face when he offers the chance to play at the great uat for free when he's getting offers of hundreds of thousands of dollars from other programs.
      Click to expand...
      I didn't say they don't cheat at all, I'm saying they don't have to cheat nearly as much as other places. And they don't have to reach for a kid/family that won't keep it on the downlow. First of all, a certain baseline of cheating happens everywhere. The $100-200 handshakes and such. The reason Ole Miss got caught is they were careless and they went way above the norms.

      There are some kids and parents who are smart enough, especially if their kid is a legit NFL talent, to take the long view and go to the place where they know their kid is going to be developed and get drafted. And while the NFL can and will find players anywhere, it's not hard to see whose players get drafted the highest on a consistent basis.

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      rbl92All-American
      New

      I didn't say they don't cheat at all, I'm saying they don't have to cheat nearly as much as other places. And they don't have to reach for a kid/family that won't keep it on the downlow. First of all, a certain baseline of cheating happens everywhere. The $100-200 handshakes and such. The reason Ole Miss got caught is they were careless and they went way above the norms.

      There are some kids and parents who are smart enough, especially if their kid is a legit NFL talent, to take the long view and go to the place where they know their kid is going to be developed and get drafted. And while the NFL can and will find players anywhere, it's not hard to see whose players get drafted the highest on a consistent basis.
      Click to expand...
      Ole Miss got busted because they outbid uat on a couple of high profile prospects. the rec didn't like that especially after ole miss beat uat a couple of times.

      $100-$200 handshakes are so '80s. Programs can pay every single one of their 25 signees each year $100,000 and still be paying players half of what they are paying the head coach.

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    Like the salmon's return to its annual spawning grounds, out come the "Bama cheats" complaints every season as soon as it becomes evident they will throttle us once again.

    It's cute that OP doesn't think AU cheats along with Bama and every other decent program in the conference. If they cheat more than us then good on them that they are willing to go all in rather than half assing it.
     
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      Robino26All-American
      bitch was trick or treating for her 2 year old and when I dropped candy in his bag she said "I'm trick or treating too". Then without asking, reached her hand into our bucket and said, "give me a payday and Milky Way". I said well alright then, she then turned as she walked off and said rtr, I replied WE, she then said it again and I said "please just get out of here".

      I can't even enjoy Halloween for 5 damn minutes without dealing with these assholes. I f'n hate the PTB at AU.
     
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