Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Mister Me Too

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  2. $P1

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    I cut off family members and friends I've had for decades. Once they tell me they realize they made a huge mistake, I let them back into my life. If they haven't, they're still cut off.

    I made no exceptions.

    Thanksgiving is going to be a disaster, because it will come up. And I will call several family members pieces of shit.
     
  3. Crepeswithasmile

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    POTUS is a goddamned human garbage can

     
  4. EMAW FC

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    i thought gary was gonna clock him
     
  5. indeed

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    Hopefully it continues. He needs to eat as many sausage McMuffins as possible, and loads of those new chicken tenders. His diet is our best hope, after Bob.
     
  6. FrankReynolds

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    someone didn't go to civics class and learn the distinction between socialism and communism
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    So much for leading from the front the GOP has cried about for years
     
  8. Jax Teller

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    One of the first topics that came up between me and the girl I’ve been dating since March was who we voted for.

    Both for Hilary in Nashville.
     
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  9. Jax Teller

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    Wow you’re so cool and awesome man. I bet your kid would be proud of how his dad acted.
     
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  11. FrankReynolds

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    i feel like every election they say the "WERE GETTING REPORTS OF..."

    but i don't know anyone that gets that stuff. fear mongering a bit, IMO
     
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  12. Prospector

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    ask how a livable wage equates to fucking socialism/communism? As to he point about being able unable to move up in economic status that has already happened here; Where you end is dependent on where you start in this modern first world country
     
  13. cutig

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    I was pretty surprised someone could go off such a tangent from a livable wage suggestion. Didn’t realize that people being paid for their work was a handout
     
  14. Bruce Wayne

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    The only thing I can think of is that he’s some how trying to say it’s neither the government nor private industry's responsibility to ensure people don’t die of starvation
     
  15. Prospector

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    going to guess he wants them jailed when they are busted stealing food or rx too
     
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  16. BP

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  17. Crepeswithasmile

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    Carter Page, Time traveler

     
  18. BP

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  19. timo

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    that's because you're friends with zero POC.
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  21. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    VA and NJ will both go red because everything is horrible and America is in steep decline.
     
  22. Prospector

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    The best mind, best words, best memory, best people

    Trump Babbles Incoherently While Attempting to Read Speech in South Korea
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    President Trump in South Korea. Photo: Jim Watson/AFP/Getty Images
    Donald Trump has long entertained Republican audiences by implying that Barack Obama lacks the intelligence to speak in public without the aid of a teleprompter. And while it is true that Trump enjoys extemporaneous speech — within the tight confines of his very limited vocabulary — he continues to prove that reading text from a teleprompter is not always easy, at least not for him. Here is the president of the United States attempting to give a simple toast in South Korea:

    Together, our nations remind the world of the boundless potential of societies that choose freedom over tyranny, and who set the free. And we will free, and we will sacrifice, and we will hope, and we will make things beautiful, especially the aspirations of your people.

    Perhaps it sounded better in the original Russian.
     
  23. indeed

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    No yes yes
     
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  24. tmbrules

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    That was funny.
     
  25. Crepeswithasmile

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    fuck your mother.
     
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    Murphy will win in NJ.
     
  27. BWC

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    I dont believe someone repping Carlsbad, Encinitas, Oceanside, and Vista is wavering on a bill favoring the 1%. I've spent enough time in that area the last few years and have never felt so poor.
     
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  29. Joe_Pesci

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    :laugh: the intro
     
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Here comes the "He's allowed to do that, he's the president" crowd
     
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  31. tmbrules

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    Isn't it common knowledge that wherever there is an aircraft carrier there is a submarine with it?
     
  32. indeed

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    Northam should win by 3-5. If not, it’s fuckery. VA has plenty of racists but not the same dynamics as WI MI PA. There’s no hope for 2018 if Gillespie is successful with that campaign in VA along with Russian fuckery, as it will be duplicated everywhere.
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    If it was common knowledge, then why are you asking the question??
     
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  34. tmbrules

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    Because your post insinuated that it wasn't common knowledge?
     
  35. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    This guy literally knows where the bodies are buried.

    It would be like calling Smithers to testify if Mr Burns were finally president.
     
  36. Petito

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    i didn't know that and i'm extremely smart
     
  37. BWC

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    Manu being a little coy there with the phrasing?
     
  38. BellottiBold

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    Disgusting fucking cheaters.

     
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  39. Prospector

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    Guessing no

    edit: the orange turd did earlier when speaking with Duterte
     
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  40. tmbrules

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    So its not common knowledge. Thats why I was asking.

    Im fairly certain that an aircraft carrier travels as part of a strike group that includes a submarine. But it was a genuine question.