Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bertwing

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    This is all some big wrestling ploy

    This is what our presidency has been reduced to
     
  2. NilesIrish

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    holy shit, you're probably right.
     
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  3. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  4. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    boy, do i have some bad news for him
     
  5. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  6. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    The gop has taken an incredibly disgusting dive this past week. I honestly thought that child molestation would be that one thing they wouldn’t allow. Now they are celebrating and defending it because they want a vote. Whoever clicks the R in that voting booth is no better than the child molester himself. Sickening.
     
  7. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Which is nice because now all the trumptards will let us know the wholeheartedly support pedophilia to go with sexual assault so long as it’s a win for the team.
     
  8. Gaknight

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    I think I became a better person when I stopped going to church. Also most of the best people I know are godless heathens.
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

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    What kind of poor doesn’t own multiple?
     
  10. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    this back-and-forth will be my favorite part of the future history books
     
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  11. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    It's amazing how they nominate someone terrible, who later gets fired, only to be replaced by someone who is worse.

    How the fuck do they find all these awful people
     
  12. Teflon Queen

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    I agree that a person’s moral shortcomings don’t necessarily disqualify one from being a leader but it’s rather comical when said person runs on nothing but morality and is a child molester
     
  13. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  14. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I imagine a Chinese prison being exactly like the prison Ra’s al Ghul got Bruce Wayne out of in Batman Begins.
     
  15. enjj

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    Those would be your fellow Americans.
     
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  16. DuckKin

    DuckKin Guest

    Trump and Ball know how to play the game. Its amazing how people still dont realize what Trump has been doing all this time.
     
  17. AIOLICOCK

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    This is a great screen shot
     
  19. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    And he played an active part in creating it
     
  20. Fran Tarkenton

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    je ne suis pas ici
     
  21. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    The Heritage Foundation finds them all, so it’s pretty easy.
     
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  22. cutig

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    No they aren’t. HTH.
     
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  23. Lorne Malvo

    Lorne Malvo Aces!
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  24. bertwing

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    I'm sure this won't come back to bite him

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  25. IanBoyd

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    New thread title: "I SHOULD HAVE LEFT THEM IN JAIL!"
     
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  26. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Surprised he took a break from turning hookers into lampshades to tweet that
     
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  27. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  28. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I think of the one from Spy Game
     
  29. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    And top hats!
     
  30. Mister Me Too

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  31. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    The presidency isn’t some game to stroke your fragile ego.

    People realize what the dipshit is doing, but we prefer shitty, narcissistic trolls don’t lead the free world and have control to nucular weapons.
     
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  32. Lyrtch

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    the weirder part is flake wrote an entire book literally saying this but the HOT MIC CAUGHT HIM
     
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  33. Mister Me Too

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    don’t tell me you still believe that Trump is playing 12D chess?
     
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  34. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I feel so bad for The Onion
     
  35. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Please tell me LaVar hasn’t responded and continues to say “who?”
     
  36. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    How far we've come.....

     
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  37. Lyrtch

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    wtf

    he threaded it

    "mike"

    Flake(y)

    referred to himself in the third person

    AHHHH

     
  38. IAHusk

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  39. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    what a deranged and pathetic excuse of a human
     
  40. NoNatty

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    Why/how does he continue to spell mic wrong?
     
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  41. Lyrtch

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    the best part is trump thinks tweeting gets his base excited

    its a small small portion and many of his even strongest supporters wish he'd stop
     
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  42. bwi2

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    Let me tell you a secret

    He's an idiot
     
  43. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  44. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    The random quotations are perplexing.
     
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