Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    The Falcon just escaped the Death Star, gotta shoot down the TIEs in 2018, blow it up in 2020
     
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  2. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    holy fuck i can't believe a dem just won alabama in the age of trump

    bannon is a genius!!
     
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  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  4. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  5. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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  6. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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  7. ARCO

    ARCO I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt
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    Schwiggity schwooty we coming for that '18 Senate Booty
     
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  8. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    lololololololol at Roy Moore’s campaign hq

    “Doing a lot of praying”
     
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  9. dfmPSU

    dfmPSU don't drive angry
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    Fox spinning spinning spinning

    “The White House wasn’t committed to him and thought he’d be an albatross for 2018”
     
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  10. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  11. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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  12. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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  13. broXcore

    broXcore cat
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  14. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    I voted 100 times from Indiana, so I'm feeling good about my efforts
     
  15. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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    TURN TO FOX NEWS

    THIS SHIT IS LUBE
     
  16. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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  17. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Can't wait for Rs to turn on Moore and call him reprehensible.
     
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  18. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  19. Voodoo

    Voodoo Fan of: Notre Dame
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  20. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

    Make this post the most liked post of all time to show your appreciation to J.R. Bob Dobbs for willing jones to victory.
     
  21. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    you and me both, me my woman and my pooch
     
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  22. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    Ahhhhhhhh 8===D
     
  23. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  24. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    it's great Jones will win but do you know how sad it is celebrating someone barely scraping by a pedophile? like jfc we have problems in this country.
     
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  25. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    I can’t express how fucking happy this night makes me
     
  26. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    [QUOTE="scarlet_tacos, post: 12537427x
     
  27. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  28. dfmPSU

    dfmPSU don't drive angry
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    Lol at the old guy celebrating on CNN.
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I was wrong guys. Feel free to make fun of me and make fun of all my posts. I’ll eat all the crow.

    Fuck yeah.
     
  30. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
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  31. Arkadin

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    This guy has been partying
     
  32. broXcore

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    time to replace my bleach with an ice cold pbr
     
  33. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    Fuck I want a Jared indictment tomorrow morning now. I don’t ever want to come down from this high.
     
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  34. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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  35. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

    SAY IT
     
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  36. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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    INJECT THIS FOX NEWS SCHADENFREUDE INTO MY VEINS
     
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  37. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    Will jones have an abbreviated term, or does it start fresh?
     
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  38. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Seriously, thank you to all the TMB bros from Bama/Auburn and other dudes who live there for getting out there and voting. Every vote counted.

    Having Moore elected would have been even more embarrassing than Trump, and that's saying a lot.

    I love you. I'm drunk.
     
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  39. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    Incredibly low bar we surpassed, but so fucking happy and relieved to be wrong.
     
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  40. jimmy butler stan account

    jimmy butler stan account mpl92, bad (or sick) guy!
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    Fuuuuuuck yeeeeeessssssssss
     
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  41. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    Holy shit Bammers you didn’t fuck this up. I toast you.
     
  42. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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  43. SuperCam

    SuperCam Well-Known Member
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  44. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    GOOD ON YOU, ALABAMA
     
  45. Arkadin

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    I voted 356 times
     
  46. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    thank you to black people, especially black women
     
  47. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BANNON FUCK YOU AND DIE
     
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  48. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    You were kicking and screaming but you got it right Alabama :beerchug:
     
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  49. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    I never expected to write the following words: thank you, Alabama!