Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. VaxRule

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    I thought you were talking about the guy from Miami Vice when I first read this
     
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  2. Lyrtch

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    you mean the guy from Nash Bridges

    greatest forgotten show
     
  3. DeToxRox

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    I used to DVR the reruns on the Universal channel
     
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  4. VaxRule

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    Shot himself on the bridge
     
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  5. Killy Me Please

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    Awesome.
     
  6. cutig

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    One less child molester. Good.
     
  7. soulfly

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    Not to be all Debbie downerish, but Jones winning took over 20k write-ins from people that decided they simply couldn't bring themselves to vote for a pedophile.
     
  8. The Banks

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    Who is Dan Johnson
     
  9. VaxRule

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    But were dedicated enough to go out and express that anger when nothing else was even on the ballot (Baldwin County excepted). They were so pissed, they made a decision to go to the polls to specifically tell Roy Moore to go fuck himself.
     
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  10. (Z)

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    As much grief as I give Richard Shelby, he deserves a lot of credit for that.
     
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  11. bertwing

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    Kentucky (R) that was accused of molesting a teenage girl and refused to resign. So he ate a bullet instead.
     
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  12. Damion

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    Killary strikes again
     
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  13. Damion

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    also that fuck sang a hymn during a press conference yesterday

    I bet it was Jesus loves the little children
     
  14. VaxRule

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    I am just fascinated by the idea of people going out specifically to cast a vote that only served as yelling at Roy Moore. If there were other issues or candidates on the ballot, I get writing someone in for a race where you don’t like anyone running. When the only thing on the ballot is 2 names and you make the effort go write a third name down knowing it will have the same effect on the outcome as if you just stayed at home, that’s saying something about your motivation.
     
  15. The Banks

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    If only it were one (both) of their US Senators
     
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  16. (Z)

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    Among many other things.

    Apparently an arsonist and fraudster as well as well as pathological liar, racist, and molester.

    Also, Have to say a church with kegs and topless female parties was new to me.

    That article was incredible.
     
  17. (Z)

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    Yeah, there are a lot of people that view voting as some sacred duty though, so I imagine it was pretty strident Republicans that can’t not vote but who hate Moore that did it.
     
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  18. Damion

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    hello yes I am looking for a new church where can I find this one

    god bless
     
  19. LuPoor

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    Lol
     
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  20. NoNatty

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    To be fair, if I had aides I would probably want to call them fucktards too.
     
  21. Tobias

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    please take notes noted fans of pedophilia roy moore and Nantucket
     
  22. indeed

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    Couldn’t get past that day in the towers it seems.

     
  23. slogan119

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    Yeah, I gave someone the "Let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet" earlier.

    But if the turnout nationwide looks like AL and VA, 2018 is gonna be fun.
     
  24. slogan119

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    Roy Moore next?

    What a chicken fucker. Couldn't step down and face the music for what he had done.
     
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  25. Damion

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    Did he just claim ptsd from 9/11 as his reason for offing himself?

    holy shit good riddance
     
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  26. Tobias

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    [​IMG]
     
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  27. Gaknight

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    That town has just a sad feeling to it
     
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    Inman you magnificent bastard
     
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  30. Damion

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    So far this week we have one Republican child molester losing the Senate race in Alabama, another Republican KY state rep child molester killing himself, and Cernovich getting caught trying to forge documents

    gimme an indictment this week and lets call it a year
     
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  31. aisle seven

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    I'm cracking myself up thinking about Trump trying to explain the cancer treatments Biden discusses in that video.
     
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  32. bertwing

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    Just found out two of my sons classmates (one a Sophomore and one a Freshman) who have been here all of their lives are getting deported. Their dad was deported, and since their mom doesn't have a job the whole family has to go. Good kids in a small rural town in Arkansas getting sent back to Mexico. One of the kids best friends mom is trying to adopt him or something to get them to stay but it's probably not going to be successful.

    Fuck you Trump
     
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  33. NoNatty

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    stopped reading as soon as he put a space before a period.
     
  34. jrmy

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    I’m going to stop doing my job and just play Candy Crush at work and if anybody says anything about it I’ll just tell my boss that NPR is spreading fake news about my work performance and that Satan is the accuser so don’t blame me, blame the devil.

    Also I’m still distracted from 9/11 and can’t focus on work anyways.
     
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  35. Prospector

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    I liked his shot at NPR
     
  36. Deuce

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    This vote was nothing more than a Fuck you Roy. Go the Fuck Home.

    It wasn’t an acceptance of Doug Jones. I wish it was a sign of Alabama modernizing. But the seat will be Red in 2020 with an establishment Republican.

    At the end of the day at least we didn’t elect a pedo who hates Muslims, gays and has already been kicked out of office twice.

    Small victories.
     
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  37. ohbluefan

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    I think the key to last night was that the Republicans can’t just shove a stick up anyone’s ass and hold them up for the people. They’re actually going to have to pick decent humans to score wins.
     
  38. IanBoyd

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    Correct me if I'm wrong but suicide is considered a sin no? So Dan Johnson is for sure going to hell, if he believed such things.
     
  39. LuPoor

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    His suicide note that he left on Facebook felt differently

     
  40. CaneKnight

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    The good news just keeps rolling in
     
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  41. Joe Louis

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    Is this out there yet? They're just talking about Farenthold ...
     
  42. ohbluefan

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    If Trump has a stroke this week there may be a god.....
     
  43. TAS

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    I think this is the guy that lies about setting up a morgue in NYC immediately after 9/11. He stills get disability checks from the government for it.
     
  44. Corch

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    Curious what town or what town you live near. I grew up about 20 miles nw of Columbus.
     
  45. TAS

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    don't forgot the former republican House Speaker child molester being told by a judge he can no longer be alone with minors or get on the internet without permission
     
  46. Blu Tang Clan

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    Yep, if last night's result forces them to at least attempt to run a guy who's not completely despicable that's a step in the right direction. A small step, but a step nonetheless.
     
  47. ohbluefan

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    I grew up in Celina, I’ve moved closer to Dayton now.

    Edit: Mercer county (Celina) is considered the most red county in Ohio, it’s a shit stain.
     
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  48. VaxRule

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    Lets not get crazy
     
  49. Corch

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    Went to a few parties in high school with kids who went to St. Paris Graham, where the Jordans are basically gods, those are some strange people.
     
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