*** Official Manchester United Thread: England's Most Successful Club***

We can't offload Darmian quick enough. He's absolutely worthless.

 

Absolute garbage. Disorganized, no cohesion, no urgency, no fluidity, no interplay.

I don't even know what the fuck they are trying to accomplish right now.

 

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

 

Pathetic today.

 

Zlatan and Blind need to come off.

 

I sure do miss Fellani....



Yeah, I can't believe I just said as much.

 

oh does he

 

Called it.

 

Reverse jinxed to perfection.

 

not to mention it wasn't a particularly spectacular goal

 

Had it in the bag the whole time

 

Lukaku for Blind... Interesting move Jose!

 

Well this lineup just got even weirder.

 

Jose is just experimenting more than a college freshmen with a liberal arts major

 

Guessing its now a back 4? 4-2-3-1? Fuck I don't know

 

Martial sometimes is infuriating bc he doesn't seem to know what to do with the ball

 

Pass the fucking ball, Marcus.

 

Tuanzebe must have fucked Jose's daughter or something.

Not sure how he can't even sniff the match day squad with these Darmian performances.

 

We just fucking lost.

 

Rojo just watching as the dude walks past him.

 

Jose already using this result to angle for some January signings.

 

Looking good on the attack so far. A lot more linkage and purpose.

 

Hell yeah, Mata.

Kept his composure and a nice finish.

 

Matic has been wasteful at times. Some really bad passes and decisions.

 

Martial ffs

 

Horrendous

 

MATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He has been absolutely brilliant today.

 

Juan

 

Pretty terrible goalkeeping.

 

Need to figure out a way to get Young help

 

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS THAT?

 

Great pass

 

The most anticlimactic red I’ve ever seen

 

Lol what a stupid foul.

 

Dear god what is this finishing

 

I'm going to lose my shit if this game ends in a draw.

 

Lukaku getting rightfully frustrated. Been integral in most of our most promising attacks but not getting any service in dangerous areas.

 

Another really good pass from Rom. He has been fantastic.

 

Everyone but Mata and Rom have absolutely shit themselves in the final third.

 

Fuck this team. What a fucking joke.

 

Not surprising. Missed 4-5 chances put the game away. Mentally weak.

 

Ibra and Rom starting together. Looks like a 4-4-2. Shaw in at LB. Young playing RB. Martial not in the 18.

 

Weird line up. Glad to see Shaw out there though. No martial?!

 

Jesus Christ. Fuck this team.