Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  2. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  3. steamengine

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  4. bertwing

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    LESS THAN HALF OF AMERICA LIKES ME IM DOING GREAT

     
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  5. chuckmasterflex

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  6. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    He has no idea there was an awful joke in there....None.
     
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  7. Redav

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    What's great is he keeps sharing this one and it's steadily gone down...

     
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  9. Bruce Wayne

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    Oh my god
     
  10. bertwing

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    Each day I'm baffled by just how stupid this motherfucker is
     
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  11. Duck70

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  12. cutig

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    Wow. Goddamn he’s a fucking idiot
     
  13. chuckmasterflex

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  14. BudKilmer

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  15. NilesIrish

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    That can not be real...
     
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  16. BellottiBold

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    *waits patiently for the radicalization of the democrats*
     
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  17. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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  18. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    That’s a fair criticism to an extent. There is some culture present but it’s harder to find than in similarly sized cities

    Dfw is not a tourist city but it is a really nice place to live
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    we have a 100 page thread with seemingly educated individuals denying Climate Change so an old idiot like him not understanding it, isn’t really a shocker
     
  20. Tilly

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    Patiently awaiting question as to why there's no NAAWP.
     
  21. Dwight Schrute

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    I feel like climate change denial from certain people has to be from some subset of intelligence that some people just don't have. I'm not sure if it's an inability to understand scales of time or if it's a lack being unable to tie cause and delayed effect. But for some reason they all seem to live in god damn USA.

    In this case, Trump is just a fucking idiot.
     
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  22. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Science and facts being liberal is a core tenet of their cult...simple as that
     
  23. chuckmasterflex

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  24. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    He is the average old that watches fox news
     
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  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Pretty much this. Apparently the government and other agencies just pay these scientists oodles of money to falsify data and make up facts.
     
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  26. cutig

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    Yeah it’s such a racket being a scientist. I make billions off my fake grants
     
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  27. bryix

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  28. steamengine

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    Jesus, he’s such a scumbag.
     
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  29. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  30. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    My god, just kill us all
     
  31. bro

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  32. $P1

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    Mayor Pete got engaged today
     
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  33. NilesIrish

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    They respect us ag.....I can't even do this joke anymore.
     
  34. Joe_Pesci

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    I love that the Saudis projected a giant image of his face onto a building lol

    It works as both a parody and something that he probably really liked
     
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  35. NilesIrish

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    I actually came to post that. So happy for him. President Pete and his "first man?" has a ring to it.
     
  36. chuckmasterflex

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  37. Joe_Pesci

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    When will the assault on my parents' marriage end
     
  38. R2-D2Big

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    :iceburn:
     
  39. indeed

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    Pretty classic denialist tactic by Trump, knew he would do it. Same as Inhofe tossing the snowball in the Senate a few years ago. Really just shows how deniers are small thinkers and can’t comprehend science. But it’s also the snap reaction to anything liberal or intellectual.

    Global temps through Nov way above average for a Nina year. The next Nino is going to be even more horrific.

    On the upside, all of this heat will accelerate the collapse of West Antarctica and Greenland ice sheets, and society will destabilize by mid century, so we won’t have to deal with the deniers much longer.
     
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  40. indeed

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    It actually could get pretty dark. He’s going to be furious that doesn’t get constant lavish praise for the tax bill, and no doubt he or DOJ will lash out.
     
  41. Tobias

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    known adult and total non try hard TheChatch agrees completely with trump’s take
     
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  42. NilesIrish

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    climate deniers are the same morons who still use the "if people came from monkeys why are there still monkeys?" argument.

    They all need to die in a grease fire.
     
  43. NYGator

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    I feel your pain. I live on the North Shore of Long Island. We are right there with you.
     
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  44. chuckmasterflex

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  45. Handcuffed

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    you must be proud
     
  46. beerme

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    Yeah I’m in westchester- paying all my taxes tomorrow
     
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  47. indeed

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    We have a precedent for this, and it’s so easy to know what’s going to happen. Even ISIS has said it. They are going to be an insurgency and strike out when and where they can. Even worse is they are going to distribute all over the West. To the extent it makes Trump look even more stupid and a failure, that’s good. But he’s going to overreact on Twitter and god forbid anything else ISIS inspired happens here.

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