I would like that role where you get to suck on Kate Beckinsale's titties. I would like that very much.
To this day every time I see her, I’m reminded of her story about her biggest compliment about her body is her vagina.
http://www.holytaco.com/kate-beckinsale-loves-her-vagina/ “I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb... My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?” After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”