#BarksMcWoofins is my actual son and I would protect him with my life. This is patriotism in its purest form.
Haven't you heard? He started the TMB Dad's Thread to pass on his knowledge of fatherhood gained through personal first hand experience. Its the first and most official Dad's thread on TMB.
But he isn’t a dad so that’s impossible. You can’t start a dad thread if you aren’t a dad. It’s science.
My two kids, Boyd and Dewey, as well as my Famous Original Clown Baby’s Original Famous Dad’s of TMB thread would suggest otherwise.
Never heard of wall straps for furniture. Barks McWoofins saving kids lives. Good thing he tweeted it instead of me having to rely on Chuck to fax it. Could have killed someone waiting for that to come in.
Funny to me how easily the public is won over and takes direction. I read on another site that McWoofin has children with 3 different females in 2 States.
Chuck is a pigeon that sends faxes and also other carrier pigeons to deliver good info to people about products
Fuck the fuck off with Chuck being a giant pigeon. Completely ruins the illusion of a magic glowing dog dedicated to consumer safety and tweeting. Also, if he can ride a Carbon Monoxode detector wherewver he wants why does he need to ride a pigeon?
someone please make a twitter for Chuck the Pigeon and after a few subtle tweets about pool safety, start tweeting that Bark McWoofins doesn't pay for his own drinks and never calls his children.