Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    Cousin of Tilman Fertitta. Mob family turned legit. Don’t know anything about Lorenzo but Tilman is a piece of shit. Got his start in Galveston when his family pretty much owned the production element of running a hotel/resort. Disgusting people.
     
  2. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    I'm dead.
    "Every time that guy calls he gives us the name Gunther, and then when he goes on air he says his name's Spencer."
    "We questioned him 4 times, 'is your name Gunther' and he says yes."

    I love radio show callers.
     
  3. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Dave doesn't have a go to Wichita for St. Paddys. Everything coming up Pageviews.
     
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  4. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Kaycee is such a babe. That is all
     
  5. Houndster

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    Her voice and teeth are gross, plus she’s an Aggie

    3/10 would not bang
     
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  6. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    is the teeth thing an inside joke? i don't get it? someone can pm me an answer if you don't want to give up the ruse...
     
  7. Houndster

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    No, just something I noticed. Our teeth standards may just be higher up here in the North.
     
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  8. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  9. wes tegg

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    She does have a bit of an overbite.
     
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  10. HOOSINSC

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    i didnt know nebraska had such high standards. i dont think anyone knew that tbh.
     
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  11. Houndster

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    Remember to brush twice a day and floss once a day for a couple weeks before you visit and you’ll fit in just fine.
     
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  12. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    i actually floss after most meals actually. braces left me with a lot of space around my molars and they need it on the reg
     
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  13. D. Silver

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  14. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    A perfect moment just now where Pres is crumpled in a corner and Big Cat lets out this defeated sigh over losing another bet, they go to commercial, and the ad starts playing "I'm walking on sunshine" and "it's a beautiful day".
     
  15. D. Silver

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    Gambling Dave is a riot.

     
  16. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    Has anyone called in and just been like I’ve made every opposite bet from y’all and just thanked them?
     
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  17. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    nice comeback for Dave thanks to Nevada and West Virginia
     
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  18. JGator1

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    Truly a shame we didn't get some play by play commentary for the UVA loss
     
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  19. DuffandMuff

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    Her bottom teeth are crooked as hell. Looks like she's been nervously chewing on her aTm class ring.
     
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  20. Randy Bobandy

    Randy Bobandy Fan of: Michigan, Pistons
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  21. The Hebrew Husker

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    Last night was even more entertaining due to the fact it came 12 hours after I heard BC go on that giant rant about what it would take for a 16 to beat a 1.
     
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  22. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Tom has the perfect radio voice for a local high school sports broadcaster
     
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  23. D. Silver

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  24. Cabs

    Cabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    :laugh:
     
  25. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    What’s more disgusting, the date or that they’re from shop rite?
     
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  26. CUgator

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    Yes.
     
  27. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    Hey in his defense, he did say he'd frozen them.
     
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  28. D. Silver

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    Liz going to Vegas for DP41 on the backs of the Ramblers.
     
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  29. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  30. Modsquader

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  31. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Reags is becoming a college hoops Big J
     
  32. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    :roll:
     
  33. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He’s been killing it. His blogs are posted like 2 minutes after each game ends
     
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  34. Tony Wonder

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    Saw this live and thought the same thing as KFC.

     
  35. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Borrelli is such a weirdo he's probably livid about this Tommy Smokes coming out party
     
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  36. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Tommy gets to go to #dp41 because he’s Dave’s good luck charm. Is that next weekend?
     
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  37. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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  38. Modsquader

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    Dave's 41st birthday in Vegas.
     
  39. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    I can only imagine that this will be an utter shit show. Go pres go.
     
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  40. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Might be hard to top dp40

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  41. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  42. D. Silver

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    Big Cat baiting all the "TIGERS BACK" guys is great.
     
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  43. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Shop rite BBQ is taking over the world
     
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  44. D. Silver

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    :notobamanotbad:
     
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  45. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    He's going to be trolling Tom Izzo pretty strong too
     
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  46. D. Silver

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    Clem joins Liz in Vegas for BudLightBusters.

    Chaps - Marshall
    Coley (who can't fly to Vegas due to his vertigo, lol) - UMBC
    Zah? - Kansas St.

    All that's left?
     
  47. D. Silver

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    lol, last part was unnecessary

     
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  48. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    Are there really people who aren't go pres go?

    I've been going back and watching old videos, and the more I watch, the more I root for this guy.

    I guess I could see it if you'd only kept up with him since he's had access to nice clothes and his own horse. But man, seeing these old videos where he's chubby and wearing ridiculous clothes all the time, I don't get how you do anything other than root for the guy.
     
  49. D. Silver

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    Man, Zah really wants to go to DP41