The Hangover Thread.

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  1. undrtow

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    Made it 3.5 hours at work. I'm now posting from the couch as I fade out
     
  2. 941Gator

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    update?
     
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  3. Lucky24Seven

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    I’ve had 2 shots of tequila since that post. Haven’t been drunk, though.
     
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  4. devine

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    Pussy
     
  5. wes tegg

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    Called this guy “Dothraki” the whole way home.

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  6. IHHH

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    Posting for tomorrow morning
     
  7. Lucky24Seven

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    Not drinking again :leo:
     
  8. IHHH

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  9. oldberg

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  10. oldberg

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    For tomorrow
     
  11. IHHH

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    Sunday scaries is going to suck
     
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  13. Goose

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    It would be really nice if Uber Eats didn’t have a $14.97 extra fee right now
     
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  14. devine

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    I’m dry heaving
     
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  15. Lucky24Seven

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  16. Shiggityshwo

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    gonna need a few weekends off after march madness
     
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  17. One Two

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    Doctor: "Don't drink on this antibiotic"
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    *****me today*****

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  18. Bill the Butcher

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    Back in 02 I got the clap from some bar skank. Got hammered drunk and developed heart burn the next time I was out drinking. Chugged milk the next morning while hungover. Forgot that was a no no on those meds. Fuckin awful
     
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  19. wes tegg

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    Congrats on the sex.
     
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  20. Lucky24Seven

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    I hate myself. Managed to make it to the couch and pull all the blinds but it's still too bright. Feel like it could be worse, though.
     
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  21. Goose

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    The only reason I bought prescription sunglasses was so I could wear them hungover
     
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  22. Tommy Callahan

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    Food poisoning started at midnight last night. I have a hangover from it
     
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  23. Arkadin

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    You're lucky it's a hangover and you're not still throwing up and shitting at the same time
     
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  24. Tommy Callahan

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    No doubt. Shit truly sucks
     
  25. Bill the Butcher

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    Fucking amateurs not bumping this today. I put in light weight work yesterday. About ten beers over the course of 8 hours with my old college buddies. They went way too hard over that span, fuckers are 36 and still crushing bottles of jaeger. Got the hot snakes- Sam Adams + Papa Johns- and tired as fuck. Just groggy as a mother fucker, morning run didn't even clean the cobwebs out. Nap time!
     
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  26. Whammy Business

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    Completely forgot yesterday was St. Patrick’s Day.
     
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  27. TC

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    Oh shit what up
     
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  28. Hurley 864

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  29. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I had a hangover yesterday and didn’t make it out till like 7. Took everything I had to be able to make it till midnight. I’m drinking iced coffee and bed and feel great
     
  30. IHHH

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    Maybe I am retarded but you are drinking iced coffee..that’s fine. And bed? What type of drink is that? If it cures my hangovers I want to know where to get it. If you just meant that you went to bed, fuck you
     
  31. Hatfield

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    I think Publix carries And Bed
     
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  32. Bill the Butcher

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    8 shits today. Chipotle farts too. Wife is not happy. Asshole is even more mad. Mother fucker is raw at this point
     
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  33. devine

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    I guess we’ll never know
     
  34. IHHH

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    I think you are not being truthfull
     
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  35. thunderstruck

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    One of the worst parts of being married is having to hide your hangover. If my wife realizes I’m hungover I get twice as much shit added to my to-do list
     
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  36. ashy larry

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    sounds like a p unhealthy marriage
     
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  37. Degausser

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    That just sounds like a list of twice as much shit that isn't getting done to me.
     
  38. bro

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    Pedialyte is fully embracing their place in the hangover world






     
  39. Joe_Pesci

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    Limp Bizkit was way ahead if the curve

    "Tomorrow, I'll be sippin on some Pedialyte"
     
  40. IHHH

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    December 31 2006, getting drunk all fucking night with my friends, I leave hammered at 6 am without any sleep and completely drunk. Get home at like 6:30, sleep until 12 maybe. I wake up hungry as fuck so I have this great idea when I see oysters in the fridge. Ate a bunch of oysters, and with another stroke of genius i drqnk some milk 10-15 min after the oysters..... welp
     
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  41. IHHH

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    I also called some roasted chicken, just after eating the oysters because I was still hungry. I was still throwing up when the guy got to my house with the chicken. His face when I opened the door really showed me how I looked like total shit
     
  42. ashy larry

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    what kind of heathen just has oyster sitting around in the fridge :gross:
     
  43. IHHH

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    A young and stupid one

    But the stupidest thing was not to let oysters in the fridge for 2 days, it was drinking milk right after eating them on a stomach full of alcohol. Shit turned on me with the quickness.
     
  44. ono

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    Pedialyte had people handing out samples at O'Shea's in Vegas last week. Was a brilliant idea IMO, I definitely consumed mine.
     
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  45. IHHH

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    This stuff doesn’t work. Eat fruits, drink water and exercise.... pretty much everything that you hate doing hungover is what you should do. I always say fuck it, this frozen pizza will make me feel better.
     
  46. Gunners

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    G2 and ibuprofen keeps my alcoholic ass functioning every day. Water works for moderate drinking days, not the tough days.

    Wish I didn't need to drink but life is fucking boring
     
  47. IHHH

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    Ibuprofen is Tylenol right?

    Edit- my bad it’s Advil. Take them liquid. Way easier on your system
     
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  48. Daniel Ocean

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    No
     
  49. IHHH

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    Always mix them up because I don’t take these things. But Advil liquid is pretty much the best thing you can get for curing hangovers. Gotta take a few with a lot of water before going to sleep.
     
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