why are people with downs so cocky?(Thread lives on - need more stories)

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You can laugh. They can't actually hear you. That's not one of their powers.
     
  2. GrizzliesDrew

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    Haven't read this thread in years so I missed this. What would you like to know?
     
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  3. Voodoo

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    You're talking to a dead person.
     
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  4. Voodoo

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    Or is that supposed to be the joke?
     
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  5. Boo MFer!

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    We stayed at a resort this weekend with a huge pool with grotto and slide. The first day we're there I see two gentlemen with downs arrive at the pool like they own the entire place. First guy must have had a 60 inch waist, but he gave no fucks. He was like perfectly round. Next thing I know there's a HUGE splash; I look up and it's that guy coming off the slide. All of a sudden he erupts out of the water and yells, "YES!!!!!!" with his arms out as wide as possible. Reminded me of this:

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    The other guy was wearing a shirt but he looked like god damn Schwarzenegger in his prime. No joke, this guy was yoked up. When it was his turn to slide, he hit the water, stood up, and fist pumped. They were so awesome. I literally ignored my kid to watch them because I couldn't take my eyes off them.
     
  6. Soup

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    So smug
     
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  7. kslim

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    Doesnt sound like the #1 dad in the world to me.

    I am disgusted
     
  8. Boo MFer!

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    Ok thanks.
     
  9. kslim

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    Do better
     
  10. Boo MFer!

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    Ok thanks.
     
  11. kinghill

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    "Amazing! No obstacles have kept Steve Gassert from achieving his goals. The 16-year-old, who has Down syndrome, is also a champion powerlifter, holding more than 30 records in the sport."
     
  12. prerecordedlive

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    God the power is real. I'm rooting for this kid. Although he really needs to set his shoulders before the pull or he's gonna fuck himself up.
     
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  13. Baron

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    This thread is absolutely incredible lol
     
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  14. Whammy Business

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    I am glad it's been revived.
     
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  15. thegenerel

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    as if they already couldn't deadlift you for a clean set of 10, they have now discovered weightlifting.
     
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  16. Capstone 88

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    That was powerlifting in which the deadlift is one of the events. Weightlifting is an entire different sport:comicbookguy:
     
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  17. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    You're a dispicable person if you make fun of people with downs.
     
  18. Nostradumass

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    You best be believin' in threads that make fun of people with downs, mr. Bonerfart

    you're in one!
     
  19. Llama

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    Need more stories
     
  20. Soup

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    Not really making fun of.
     
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  21. Whammy Business

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    Au contraire mon frere, we're celebrating their achievements.
     
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  22. kslim

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    i'll make fun of a family member any time i fucking please. now eat shit
     
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  23. You and You

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    I dont like retards
     
  24. BIGASSTITTIES

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    BUMP

    At my daughters daycare this morning:

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  25. kslim

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    love this thread sooo much

    solid bump
     
  26. BIGASSTITTIES

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    This thread is the greatest on the entire internet
     
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  27. rickyrubio4life

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    The new progressive tmb in all its true, enlightened glory. Don’t dare say nog on here anymore, but retards are always fair game. Hey, someone gave my kid a book about disabled kids at school; that’s fucking gold, Jerry! :facepalm:
     
  28. kslim

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    GET OUT
     
  29. Chef Goldblum

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    God damn this is so good
     
  30. Boo MFer!

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    I had totally forgotten about it until you liked that post. It really was incredible to see. They were both so damn smug.
     
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  31. rickyrubio4life

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    Just curious, what do you find amusing about that book?
     
  32. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Based on the cover... nothing. Just reminded me of this thread and TMB’s glory days. Thought I would bump the thread as it has helped me through many mundane work days in the past. I prefer to not just take from the board but to actively contribute. Stop being sensitive and get out of here with that next level faggotry.
     
  33. rickyrubio4life

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    The glory days of retard humor. Sounds like quite a shining moment.
     
  34. kslim

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    "have you ever seen anything funny irl that reminds you of tmb?"

    "nope"- rickyrubio4life
     
  35. Hail Southern

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    Did anyone ever get to the bottom of this from 8 years ago?
     
  36. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Daddy Rabbit we really need your insight here
     
  37. Emma

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    A low functioning student that I have has a goal of treadmill for 30 minutes at 1.5 mph

    I will always ask him if he needs to go to the bathroom

    The answer is exclusively no

    Two minutes into our treadmill escapade, he persistently diarrheas himself volcano eruption style

    Never fails
     
  38. Emma

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    I am convinced he does it to get out of physical exercise

    We'll attempt to go to the bathroom an hour ahead, still shits himself

    His response is to laugh
     
  39. Joe_Pesci

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    the story where the dude subs in yellow construction paper for cheese in a kid's sandwich still kills me
     
  40. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

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    Relatively speaking, I’m significantly anti-PC, anti-SJW, etc., but pump the brakes on the nonsense that folks disapproving of the use of the word “nog” is somehow a bad thing. Odds are you’re not a nice person if you think posters ought to use that word (unless, of course, it’s preceded by the word “egg”).
     
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  41. rickyrubio4life

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    I never approved of saying nog or nigga or all the dumb racist shit people used to say on here. It’s just lame to see a thread like this here or anywhere else. It’s especially lame with the recent wave of conspicuously wannabe bleeding hearts that have pervaded the board in recent years.

    You’re making fun of people born with disabilities through no fault of their own. It’s pathetic.
     
  42. rickyrubio4life

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    What’s funny about people with disabilities? People who go through life getting shit on and made fun of are apparently here for your amusement. Give us some insight, Mr. I Still Call People Faggot on the Internet Guy.
     
  43. Daddy Rabbit

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    Saw one the other day. Case closed
     
  44. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

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    Check this thread; I’ve done no such thing.
     
  45. kslim

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    Read the thread, also I haven’t called someone a faggot in years.
     
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  46. Cardeja12

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    What about an asian?
     
  47. NilesIrish

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    Am I the only one who took the book post as a positive? I want my kid reading stuff like that so at a young age she can understand that kids with down are really no different and they can be your friends even if they seem different. Same reason I bought her the Bundo book, and have several books starring minority characters and same reason she has a bunch of minority dolls....

    Getting pissy over that post seems way misguided.
     
  48. AIP

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    Nog nog nog nog
    Tard tard tard
     
  49. CF3234

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    yes. I have a friend who is black and has mild down syndrome. poor guy got a raw deal in life. had to have a heart transplant about 18 months ago. He stays positive though.