*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

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  1. DirtBall

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    JUSTICE!!!!!
     
  2. ono

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    Vancouver might be having the worst half in MLS history.
     
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    He’s sitting on a hat trick, wins a PK, but demands Ilie takes it. What a Fucking stud.....

    You should of taken it Jonathan
     
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    Just got home and missed the first half, but oh my.
     
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    Jonathan hat trick
     
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    I think I’m in love
     
  7. DirtBall

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    Need Felipe to make room in my mouth for Johnny’s dick
     
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    Perfect, I would of given him till the 60th go get the third then subbed him out.
     
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    We need Yohan and Shelton to do something to build some confidence.
     
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    Pretty damn nice assist
     
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    And there goes Captain Bees with the records. Pretty good for the home town boy.
     
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    Damn Pat, can’t sit in prime seats with the side piece like that. You’ll learn bro, you’ll learn.
     
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    I want 2 more.
     
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    Lost in all of this, what a perfect way to break Amor into the squad.
     
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    Good god, pistol Pete standing on his head in there
     
  17. hardcorekickball

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    Hahaha just going in extra dry
     
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    Pretty sure that’s his long time girlfriend. I’m going to reserve judgment then.

    I assume Kacie McDonnell will show up any day now to sink her claws into him.
     
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    Dang. Pretty sure Bae-cie fled to Pittsburg when Hoz cut her loose.
     
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    FWIW she was present at the ceremony when he signed in SD.
     
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    Holy shit, wizardbaby savage af

     
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    omfg :taxes:

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    i love johnny russell so much
     
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    Nostalgiaing so hardcore right now. There were 6 of us at this game (what I consider the north of Sporting and soccer city USA) and 4 of those fuckers wore their Man U jeryes. I’d say 70-80% of the stadium was rooting for Man U. I remember the bullshit red for Jim in a friendly. Puma standing on his fucking head. Killer Kei with the go ahead like 2 mins after the PK. Baby Bes getting a standing O as he was introduced as a former Blue Valley whatever. And then the crowd that was mostly Man U fans changing allegiances and cheering for the Wiz to hold out for the W.

    Also, afterwards we were hardcore drunk in the lots and there was a group of kids, probably 10ish in a circle passing a ball to each other. I joined up to play with them and after anout 2 mins, I don’t know why but I just booted the fuck outta that ball. Like into another lot booted it. Still no clue why I did it but I had tears in my eyes watching that thing sail
    Over the cars.

     
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    The most emotional I’ve been over any sporting event in my adult life. I knew Jimmy had the broken ribs beforehand and that they were tryin to keep it under wraps and it was so painful trying to watch him move. Then we went down. Then Frenchie should of been sent off. Then he equalized. Then Rimando seemed to
    make like 5 incredible saves. Then PKs. No one gave us a shot. Said Rimando>>>>>La Puma Blanca in PKs, no way we’d win. Jimmy with his broken ribs and frozen sheet of paper. Bees and Zues missed there chances. Was for sure we lost when Olum missed than Jimmy did Puma things. Then Collin stepped up. Legit had tears in my eyes because I knew he would miss. When they ended practice they would split the squad and do a PK shoot out. Every time. French would miss his a good 70-80% of the time according to Julio. Then he fucking nails the most picture perfect PK into the side net and the RSL fuck sails his. I was pouring tears knowing what Jimmy had done with the pain he was in and knowing he would retire and also with the performance Collin put in. I texted Collin because I was living in Portland at the time and he didn’t respond until 2:30 AM Portland town saying they were just getting ready to go out and celebrate. No clue what they did up until 4:30 AM but I’m still pissed I missed it.
     
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    Just posted this in the USL thread . Our Swope Park Rangers just keep getting shat on.

    So Sporting was told the Swope Park Rangers have to play at Sporting Park or play all their games on the road. The USSF created new standards for stadiums to give USL the “Div 2” status. So before the season they told SPR they needed to add more seats and bathrooms to their park. So they made a game plan on adding some bleachers and PortAPodys to meet the standards. It was all good until a month before the season started and USL told them get a new stadium or you’re kicked out. So they moved to a HS stadium that met therequirements and all was good. USL approves everything about the stadium. So they play the Flounders 2.0 squad. Then they get a letter from USL saying they’re not allowed to play at the HS anymore and they’ll playroad games all year. The 2 rumors floating around are that Seattle complained about the field andDrogba complained about having to play and use a HS locker room (the game after Seattle was vs Phoenix and got moved from KC to Phoenix). So now all games are at Sporting Park.

    Why this is peeving everyone off?
    1) SPR has been to back to backleague finals. They have a lot of talent.
    2) USL tried moving one of SPR’shome playoff games last year to Sacramento because they drew more fans last year even though SPR earned the home match.
    3) Why did USL approve the stadium before the season started but now it’s unacceptable?
    4) A lot of people go to SPR games because they’re played on the Missouri side of the city close to the main population centers. Sporting Park is about 15-20 ish minutes from downtown and 45ish minutes from the Eastern suburbs of the city.
    5) Future USMNT players like Lindsey and Busio should be given a chance to get minutes for a professional team that is actually treated like one.
     
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    Fuuuuuuck. Felipe didn’t travel, I thought tinread he was going 100% in training. Cool that Belmar got the call up.

     
  39. hardcorekickball

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    pffff sweet artificial turf new england.
     
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    why do we always play down to our competition?
     
  41. DirtBall

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    Hate the way this New England team plays. Reminds me of our teams back in 2010-11ish. Not enough talent in the midfield and front to play through so they're just pressing and launching long balls hoping for slop. Don't know why we're launching long balls back at them. Pass it side to side and make em chase for 10 mins if we have to. I bet Vermes fixes that at half.
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Worst stadium/turf combo in the league
     
  43. hardcorekickball

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    you would think that Kraft would give some sort of iota of fuck about having a decent team/stadium so he could make more money, but apparently he is too busy sucking brady's alkaline water infused dick.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    That's shit, no way you can tell who's foot it went off of. Can't overturn that.
     
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    hmm, i don't agree with that call. not at all
     
  46. hardcorekickball

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    tim probably would have saved that if he didn't think it was an offside call.
     
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    Have a feeling we’re going to need a couple lucky bounces in this one. Johnny and Daniel have already hit their walls, wen it comes to putting soccer balls into nets Shelton isn’t useless, no Felipe or Gerso to bring in for a spark. Let’s give Belmar 20 mins to see if he can get on the end of one in the box.
     
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