TMB Fantasy Season 2018: Where Madrid’s Top Import is Silverware and Export is Cuntiness

POTY - Ronaldo - Barcelona
YPOTY - Sané - PSG
Golden Boot - Ronaldo - Barcelona
Golden Gloves - Neuer - Real Madrid

 

When I get around to cropping all of them, I’ll post albums with the ratings of every club and the table

 

Yeah I typically do. Wanted to list what the game said and then dive into the numbers

 

YPOTY between Baldé Diao and Sané was impossible

 

Sané: 41 games played, 12 goals, 9 assists, 6.9 rating

Baldé Diao: 36 games played, 11 goals, 6 assists, 7.0 rating

I went with the higher goal/assist numbers even though he played more but had slightly higher g+a/game

 

Diving into the numbers and will plan to run UCL final at 11AM ET.
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While it’s running I’ll probably crop, host and post the club photos for everyone and post my own TOTS

 

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Real Madrid wearing their home whites and Barcelona wearing their blaugrana

 

Barcelona strike first. Alvaro Morata in the 21st jumps on the rebound of a deflected shot right around the spot

1-0 Barcelona

 

What a strike from Benzema. Finds the top corner from outside the box in the 29th

1-1

 

Higuaín puts Real up 2-1 in the 34th. After dominating for around 25 minutes Barca falling apart

 

Start of 2nd half and Real leads 2-1

 

Morata levels it with his 2nd, a beautiful curling strike into the top corner from 20 yards out in the 58th

2-2

 

Cuadrado on for Bernardo in the 63rd

 

Last 5 minutes plus injury time. Can someone find a winner or do we see ET

 

+4

 

We are headed to extra time

 

Higuaín with a looping header from a corner puts Real up 3-2 in the 93rd

 

Modrić makes it 4-2 in the 97th with a first time curling shot from outside the box

 

Goodness. Perišić makes is 5-2

 

Fernandinho gets in on the fun 6-2.

 

Quite simply, this is the greatest team in TSB Sim history.

 

TSB 2018 TOTS

GK - Manuel Neuer - Real Madrid
D - Leonardo Bonucci - Barcelona
D - Thiago Silva - Real Madrid
D - Antonio Rüdiger - Malmö
Wing - Ivan Perišić - Real Madrid
Mid - Javier Pastore - Real Madrid
Mid - Jean Michaël Seri - Barcelona
Wing - Marco Reus - Young Boys
Attacker - Karim Benzema - Real Madrid
Attacker - Gonzalo Higuaín - Real Madrid
Attacker - Christiano Ronaldo - Barcelona



Bench:
GK - Gianluigi Buffon - Barcelona
D - Felipe - Malmö
D - David Alaba - Barcelona
Mid - Dmitri Payet - Manchester City
Wing - Mohamed Salah - Fiorentina
Wing - Leroy Sané - PSG
Attacker - Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang - Milan

Reserves:
GK - Samir Handanovic - Malmö
D - Juan Bernat - Real Madrid
Mid - Kevin De Bruyne - Malmö
Wing - Keïta Baldé Diao - Malmö
Attacker - Luiz Suárez - Liverpool

 

Higuaín gets his hat trick then a 4th. 8-2

 

Ref mercifully blows the whistle for the final.

Real Madrid 8-2 Barcelona
10’ Morata
29’ Benzema
33’ Higuaín
58’ Morata
93’ Higuaín
97’ Modrić
100’ Perišić
102’ Fernandinho
117’ Higuaín
119’ Higuaín

 

Golden Ball to Higuaín
Golden Boot to Morata
Golden Gloves to Neuer

 

Our Liverpool contingent performed well in their first sim

Congrats roonskie and john fairfax

 

Another year passes where the Werder Bremen faithful demand more from their manager



Rumors he may be on his way out and will be managing a new side come next sim

 

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Final stats there if anyone wants to see how their guys performed

 

I believe that must mean that you kept a clean sheet in the match that 1 of your keepers was hurt and subbed out so they don’t give it to either keeper

Same thing happened with Barcelona, some players had 18 clean sheets but keeper had 17 (and cost him the golden gloves)

 

Performance of 1st round picks in order. Last column is where they rank on their club for match rating

Bayern - Messi - 42 App, 8G, 6A, 6.4 (7)
Barcelona - Ronaldo - 42 App, 28G, 6A, 7.4 (1)
Real Sociedad - Kane - 42 App, 12G, 2A, 6.6 (4)
Leeds United - Neymar - 28 App, 7G, 3A, 6.6 (5)
Juventus - Hazard - 42 App, 11G, 8A, 6.6 (3)
De Bruyne - 41 App, 3G, 8A, 6.8 (5)
Suárez - 42 App, 13G, 6A, 6.9 (1)
Kaizer Chiefs - Dybala - 42 App, 12G, 1A, 6.6 (6)
Ajax - Lewandowski - 35 App, 14G, 2A, 6.8 (1)
Manchester City - Agüero - 42 App, 9G, 6A, 6.7 (2)
Milan - Aubameyang - 42 App, 16G, 8A, 6.9 (1)
Young Boys - Griezmann - 42 App, 7G, 3A, 6.5 (7)
Atlanta United - Mbappé - 42 App, 4G, 7A, 6.4 (6)
Fiorentina - Salah - 42 App, 11G, 8A, 6.8 (5)
Real Oviedo - Kroos - 37 App, 1G, 1A, 7CS, 5.8 (20)
Frankfurt - Alexis - 42 App, 10G, 1A, 6.4 (6)
Brøndby - James - 42 App, 13G, 3A, 6.3 (6)
PSG - Özil - 42 App, 3G, 2A, 6.1 (13)
Bremen - Cavani - 31 App, 5G, 0A, 6.3 (4)
Everton - Lukaku - 42 App, 9G, 7A, 6.6 (1)
Brighton - Eriksen - 42 App, 2G, 4A, 5.8 (15)
Real Madrid - Modrić - 42 App, 4G, 7A, 6.9 (9)

 

Kroos looks to be the worst pick of the draft with Eriksen and Özil as competition.

Best pick is probably between:
Real Madrid - Round 10 Pick 1 (199) - Benzema - 42 App, 14G, 6A, 7.2 (3)

Manchester City - Round 11 Pick 10 (230) - Payet - 42 App 11G, 7A, 6.6 (4)

Real Madrid - Round 11 Pick 22 (242) - Bernat - 39 App, 1G, 1A, 17CS, 6.9 (10)

 

Hello, I’m leaving for Europe tomorrow and will be back Friday 3/22.
Wanted to wait until I was back so we don’t have a delay but who’s in for this year?

Posted in the draft thread too because I just want to make sure people see it