stupid shit you see on ESPN

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...oston-red-sox-meghan-markle-distant-relatives

 

what's her WAR?

 

Simmons is soft...McConnell did tighten that shit up.

 

Amateur genealogist, huh?

 

"NFL wants roof open for super bowl in 2019 in Atlanta"

Thank you for this news nugget

 

Snowpocalypse if we're lucky

 

**BREAKING NEWS: PEOPLE LIKE TO WATCH THE TEAM WITH POSSIBLY THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME MORE THAN ONE THAT CANT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS**

 

Seems like averaging 17k with that post-lebron roster is actually pretty impressive

 

liked this response in the tweet:

 

This is my favorite sports commentary video of all time.

 

Oh no

 

You 100% quit your job on the spot if someone asks you to do that.

 

this keeps getting brought up on twitter during the draft and now since the draft.

Openly admit that I'm super triggered that MO BAMBA WAS NOT DRAFTED 5TH HE WAS DRAFTED 6TH so the joke doesn't even make sense!

 

pretty sure his jersey number is 5

 

for the magic, dude

 

dahldennsull take a lap bro

 

Michigan J Frog literally explains it in the first five seconds of that video you quoted

 

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i could not watch that video with sound on. I knew what was going to happen, turned it on for a minute when the mic came out and had to stop immediately

i will take a lap for this, but I stand behind my anger during the draft when people started using it before knowing what number he would pick

 

A little bit of dahldennsull in my life

 

So you chose to do this?

 

Lol like bertwing is smart enough to be a cashier someday.

 

pretty sure it was a tweet that someone else wrote

 

this only happens in Dallas

 

That’s only because you’ve never left dallas

 

no I'm talking about it being a snowpocalypse in a supposed warmer weather setting, you nimwit

 

Yeah. You think that way because it’s the only city you’ve ever been in

 

For your sake, I hope you’re blind too then.

 

no I think that way because it actually happened during the one time we actually hosted a Super Bowl

jesus christ man. log off and start over.

 

I bet it did, dump

 

Spoiler: fuck you devine

 

Is that the astrodome?

 

That looks photoshopped, I can see the pixels where the snow was added

 

Was that a day or 2 before? I was there and don't remember it being close to that bad

 

Obscure sports don't matter.

 

They don’t have rights to highlights and have given up on covering the World Cup.

 

I love Windy.