Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Well that’s disappointing
     
  2. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Karsten Creek looks so fucking awesome
     
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  3. bstaple12

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  4. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    Yea I really need to get up there for a game and to play it.
     
  5. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    $350 unaccompanied guest fee is steep though
     
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  6. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Game day
     
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  7. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Anyone taking sides in today’s match?
     
  8. mal630

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    What are the handicaps?
     
  9. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    1 is playing off a 1 based on his sn
    Ty Webb is plus 3
    I’m gonna play as an 8
     
  10. mal630

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    I'll take Jigga assuming match play.
     
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  11. mal630

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    Since I assume you are in Nebraska for this match, I was researching a golf trip and realized that Sand Hills and Dismal are in the same city? Gonna have to try to pull that off.
     
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    Mullen is not a "city" by any stretch of the imagination. Both courses are technically in Mullen by zip code but they're an hour apart from each other. They are in the text book definition of middle of no where.

    Dismal is possible to get on for a non-member but it's still not easy. Sand Hills? You know some pretty special people if you can get on there. Good luck!
     
  13. mal630

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    Definitely a pie in the sky trip, though have a connection to the head pro at Sand Hills. Good info on them not being close together. We have some members that have been to Dismal, but from the looks of the site you need to stay there and spend a fortune if you are lucky enough to get on.
     
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  14. Ty Webb

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    You’ll be doing a lot of driving regardless. An hour from one to the other isn’t a huge deal imo. I’d also recommend looking into https://theprairieclub.com/
    Two outstanding courses there that you can get on.
     
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  15. Ty Webb

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    You scared yet?
     
  16. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Pssshh. Fiesta bowl revenge coming at you
     
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  17. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    We all have the same irons

    #TeamCallaway
     
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  18. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Ty Webb as a plus 3

    So Ty Webb
     
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  19. animal_mother

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    I have no idea who Jake Owen is but I really enjoyed this:

     
  20. teel

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    Tron Carter forgot to log out of his Doug Walker account
     
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    Country Music Singer who went to FSU on a golf scholarship before wrecking his knee in a wakeboarding accident
     
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  22. MODEVIL

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    Tron is pro celebs playing on the web tour because it brings attention.
     
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  23. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Ty Webb wouldn't have a handicap because he doesn't keep score. He measures by height

    :comicbookguy:
     
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  24. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    So do the No Laying Up guys have any golf qualifications other than being a couple of Miami U Phi Psi bros that liked golf?

    I don't mean that as an insult, I like their work.
     
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  25. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Ty Webb just hit a 326 yard drive

    And was dwarfed by my 342
     
  26. MODEVIL

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    I think they played in HS. They played in the Web Pro Am last week and Soly was given a scratch handicap but he said on the pod he's really a 2. Tron is a 7ish I guess.
     
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  27. IrishLAX2

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    They just happened to start making good content, and parlayed it into a dream job.

    All of them were working in different professions for the first 50 or so podcasts. Soly for a Big 4 accounting firm in Europe and Tron in hotel management. They quit and started doing this full time about 5 months ago.
     
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  28. fattmante

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    Saw where they played Shinnecock and Winged Foot this past week. Envious
     
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  29. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Monday was Media Day at Shinnecock, which is how they (and seemingly everyone else in America) got the look.

    Winged Foot was a random young member who is a fan and invited them to play. Must be nice.
     
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  30. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    1st hole.

    I’m making a mess of things. Both @1 and Ty Webb are on the green while I’m not. 1 pulls the flag and apologizes and asks if I want it in. I said no I’m gonna Phil it and make the chip.

    I drain it.

    Then all the sudden a tornado hits and we have to quit playing and nothing happened after that.
     
  31. 1

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    Some of these things are true
     
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  32. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    This is standing on Ty Webb 326 yard drive.
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    My ball is up past the rope
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  33. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Where were you guys playing?
     
  34. 1

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    The Players Club
     
  35. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    Lol ropes? What kind of poors public course are you guys playing
     
  36. 1

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    Just a rope for some grass they don't want you to drive on. :idk:

    Not a public course...not that, that matters
     
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  37. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    16th tee. Ty Webb up 3 on me and 1 on 1. Par 3 all over water. I start getting in Ty’s head and he chunks it right into the lake.

    I then stick it to 8 feet.

    I also then 3 putted.
     
  38. MODEVIL

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    So I take it the streak is broken?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  40. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Oh way broken. Today was not my day.

    Ty came out on top. 1 2nd
     
  41. MODEVIL

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    No pic

    It had to end someday.
     
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    It was intended to be the Jack Nicholson nodding yes .gif
     
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  43. Ty Webb

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    Took some covert video of the round today. Highlights in spoiler...

     
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    Some might say today was a throwback to the '95 national championship game

    :trumpanzee:

    Edit...Goddamit. My joke sucks now
     
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  45. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Was going to be my guess. Well if Jigga has had that he won’t want to slum it at tregaron with my tomorrow or eagle hills on Saturday.
     
  46. IrishLAX2

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    Rory going lowwwww at Wentworth
     
  47. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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    This is a pretty dumb comment.
     
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  48. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Jigga will be on a plane
     
  49. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    You misssd me driving it 336, was a good day.
     
  50. Ty Webb

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    Those are the before photos. The after photos are equally important.
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