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  1. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Well I have a full sleeve. Let's make babies.
     
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  2. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    What’s that from?
     
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  3. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    The Neverending Story
     
  4. bigjrock

    bigjrock Pillsbury Geauxboy
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    How old are you? Curious as to the age window on this film. I'm 36 and I feel like this and Princess Bride were the biggest movies of my young childhood.
     
  5. -Asshole-

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    I’m 39 and feel the same.
     
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  6. THEBLUERAIDER

    THEBLUERAIDER Well-Known Member
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    I’m 36 and never saw Neverending Story.
     
  7. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    How? Why? What the fuck is wrong with you?
     
  8. SugarShaun

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    I’m 33 and have never seen it
     
  9. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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  10. SugarShaun

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    :idk:

    My wife is 34 and has seen it and was shrouded I’ve never seen it

    It seems that it is not available on Netflix, Hulu or Amazon Prime. Hulu did have something called “Never ending orgasm” though
     
  11. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    Book was better than the movie
     
  12. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    I'm 33 and my wife is 29. Just found out that she never saw it. She blames her strict southern Baptist upbringing. Where is this streaming?
     
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  13. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    You can usually tell what generation a person identifies with by whether or not they refer to Cary Elwes as “That guy from Princess Bride” or “That guy from Men In Tights”.
     
  14. THEBLUERAIDER

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    My dad owned a movie store too. Loved Princess Bride though.
     
  15. Jake Scott

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    I’ve seen some bad shops in my day and that vagina is clearly photo shopped
     
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  16. WhiskeyDelta

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    Xellenial here then, I know him equally from both
     
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  17. Schadenfred

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    Child of the 80s and 90s. Have never seen Neverending Story, Princess Bride, Goonies, Gremlins, Dark Crystal, Legend, Labyrinth, Beatlejuice, Willow, or The Last Starfighter. Never had a Nintendo, Atari, or Sega Genesis. Or Transformers or GI Joes.
     
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  18. bigred77

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    Welp, need streaming recs for princess bride now
     
  19. Whiskers McSchitty

    Whiskers McSchitty Who ate the cat?
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    I reported this post
     
  20. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Troll
     
  21. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
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    Did you grow up in a cave?
     
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  22. Schadenfred

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    I will admit that I kinda lied. I did have a GI Joe helicopter. My parents got it as a Christmas gift for one of my cousins, but we ended up not having a get-together that year. So I stole it and hid it before it could be returned.
     
  23. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    Oddly enough, I had a rather normal childhood. Lots of sports and outdoor play. Just didn't have parents who bought me and my brother many toys/games/etc. I did live vicariously through my best friend, though. His house was Xanadu.
     
  24. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    Same.

    :gays:
     
  25. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I’m 33. I’ve seen it, but it’s been ages. I really don’t remember much about it. Now, the Princess Bride is a different story.
     
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  26. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  27. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    looks angry
     
  28. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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  29. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    Flight Of the Navigator

    :jizz:
     
  30. bigjrock

    bigjrock Pillsbury Geauxboy
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    Fuck yes. Forgot about that one.
     
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  31. Professor Moriarty

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  32. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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  33. SkilleyBinner

    SkilleyBinner Well-Known Member
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  34. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    33. Team men in tights
     
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  35. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    40yo.
    Men in Tights
     
  36. IanBoyd

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  37. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Take it to the soccer pissing board.
     
  38. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    aka clown baby’s Dad thread?
     
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  39. tigr2ndbase

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    36, princess bride is an all time great. I like it more now than I did as I kid. Never ending story was great. Labyrinth was another favorite.
     
  40. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    No, that’s the pissing match thread.
     
  41. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    Cary Elwes is Jonas in Twister do not @me.

    (I was called the Westley on a college intramural softball team because I’m good looking and blonde like him :)
     
  42. BobLoblaw

    BobLoblaw I'm not here to talk nonsense
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    Was about to say the guy from twister. But I also remember him from men in tights.
     
  43. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Messi seems especially appropriate here.
     
  44. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Once you miss that window of, like, ten years after the movie comes out, you probably never need to watch it. Like Top Gun slipped through the cracks for me and I never saw it until I was in my mid-20s. It didn’t have near the effect that it did one everyone else who saw it first long ago. If you’ve never seen The Neverending Story, you’ll never appreciate things like Bastians overly-exaggerated apple bites, a single horse dying, or the anger you would’ve had when the kid wouldn’t just say a fucking name.
     
  45. wes tegg

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    Is that from shutter speed, or would it look like that live?
     
  46. WillySaliba

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    Open the link on the URL and watch it at .25 speed and you will see the light.
     
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