You guys won’t believe me but I woke up hungover as fuck, girlfriend was pissed at my behavior from last night . good news is I am rounding back into form right now. What is the special today? I am off tomorrow since it’s patriot’s day, only thing that is not off today is my liver....well I hope.
The special is $2 blue moon drafts and $3 Irish car bombs. All you can eat chicken sandwiches and bottomless dill pickles
Édit, my finger still hurts but it should not be life threatening unless Shawn Hunter ’s mom has a serious venereal disease .
First time I have been here since I was fired and the bathrooms are a fucking mess. Two broken urinals, the stall is taped off, turd in the sink and dump masturbating in the corner.
Funny... everyone I know has been pissing off the new porch. That must be some extreme masterbation if dump is ripping apart urinals in the process.
That's dumps seamen. He missed the jar last night. Hence why the rage on the destroyed urinals. Devine, pass me a Natty light. I'ma Shotgun the shit out of 4 beers and go puke off the front porch next to leigh tiffin pissing for the 10th time in 20 minutes.
Natty tall boy. Hold the Fireball this time. I got two minis in my pocket I will throw back as I head toward the jukebox.