Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. Corky Bucek

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    Listened to a short Barstool Radio segment and they were talking about Big Cat playing Rovell one on one and said Rovell was basically a special needs person.
     
  2. Jack Parkman

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    The video of it is hilariously awful, I thought rovell was joking around at how awkward and unathletic he was
     
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    I've seen the video, but this was a Barstool memory lane thing. The video is so damn good. Rovell challenged Big Cat to a tennis match after and he turned him down :laugh:

     
  4. Cabs

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    IIRC rovells dad was there lmao
     
  5. al1

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    Something's wrong with his nervous system. Humans shouldn't move that way.

    Somehow not even his worst trait.
     
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  6. MODEVIL

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    That’s a must watch once a year. I pick up more each time. Big Cat isn’t even very good and completely dominates Rovell.
     
  7. laxjoe

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    he thinks he looks so cool
     
  8. jrmy

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    He's got the salt and pepper beard going now to distract from the fact he's rapidly balding/thinning on top.
     
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    I am sure scrolling/clicking through a bunch of pre-adolescent children didn't ring any alarm bells for ESPN IT.
     
  11. DuffandMuff

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    Please post his northwestern student ID tweet. Fucking nerd remembering how much he paid for a sandwich back in 1996.
     
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  13. Boo MFer!

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    He would say “bahahahaha.”

     
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    He's on the SI Media podcast this week and claims to write 200-225 stories a year. The host was kinda laughing at the proclamation, "I think ESPN needs a better archive because I looked and don't see nearly that many articles."
     
  16. DuffandMuff

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    I saw a tweet from him a couple days ago about the classes he took in college. I believe he was in theatre and an acapella group. Plus he hosted the country’s only sports business call in show!
     
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  17. DuffandMuff

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    That may be true if he considers every time he throws up a 75 word blog post about a new culinary offering at a stadium.
     
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    I searched his name on espn.com and it came up with 7 results for this month but maybe it was just a vacation filled month.
     
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    he estimates he has blocked a couple thousand people
     
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    Lol
     
  21. MODEVIL

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    he has someone who monitors twitter for him 24/7 and notifies him if there is something that needs his insight haha
     
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  22. DuffandMuff

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    Hahahaha no fucking way. It really is amazing to see such a high functioning adult still earn a living in the real world with such severe aspergers.
     
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    Mike Brey lookin ass
     
  24. beist

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    I visited this location today. They were handing out samples of their lemon raspberry bundt cakes, and they were delicious so I purchased one.
     
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    Did you tell them that you stopped by to spite Rovell?
     
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    I was deciding if I should say something or not but I made a judgement call that the girl behind the counter didn’t know who Rovell was. But in the process of it all I realized that I wouldn’t have even thought about going in if I didn’t see all that twitter business.
     
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    I must have clicked like and unlike and like again 512 times on that post devine
     
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    Take your L, Darren. The stock has split two-for-one essentially three times since Bazemore bought it in 2012.
     
  31. NoNatty

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    :laugh:
     
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    Of course he doubled-down on this one.

     
  33. jrmy

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    Apparently someone who doesn't know what a stock split is.
     
  34. devine

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    What an idiot lol
     
  35. devine

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    Poor Darren is trying so hard to fit in



     
  36. zeberdee

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    the funniest part is he couldn't come up with $69
     
  37. Shawn Hunter

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    There are much better ways to waste $69 though. Not much you can do with $6.90 though.
     
  38. devine

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    Ok though
     
  39. devine

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    Shawn sticking up for darren is the least surprising thing ever
     
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  40. Shawn Hunter

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    I'm just stating the facts.
     
  41. Nole96SC

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    $6 worth of scratchers brings you a better chance at winning something than that bet.
     
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    $6 worth of scratch offs probably brings you a better chance at winning something than any super bowl future bet :comicbookguy:
     
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  44. three stacks

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    he still hasn't deleted it :facepalm: what a fucking tool
     
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    Window lickers have to stick together
     
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  46. Shawn Hunter

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    I lick the paint now. Get more of a buzz off the lead.
     
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    are you telling me $69 is more than $6.90?
     
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  48. devine

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    I must be missing something here


     
  49. devine

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    Mentions are awesome

     
  50. Shawn Hunter

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    No, Rovell is just retarded.
     
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