Gallant’s Aston Villa/Arsenal commentary

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  1. Andy Reocho

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    Think this news deserves it's own space. They went all in the last two years trying to bounce back up, now they're in some trouble unless someone comes to the rescue.



     
  2. Corky Bucek

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    Sounds like the new Chinese owners fucked them harder than Lerner
     
  3. Andy Reocho

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    Not looking good



    BMH is their training ground, btw
     
  4. NineteenNine

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    Classic “be careful what you wish for” example.
     
  5. prerecordedlive

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    Thanks for putting Wolves through FFP arbitration. Here’s your change, assholes.
     
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  6. Illinihockey

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    Would be a shame to see a club like that go into administration. Heard they probably need 75 million to get through next year. Seems like they were really banking on getting promoted.
     
  7. prerecordedlive

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    When you’ve got a bunch of aging players on Premier League-wages 2 years after being relegated and already borrowed against your final parachute payment to afford their wages, you’re gonna have a bad time.

    The gamble they took this year was brazenly stupid and they got outworked by a significantly younger side when it mattered most.

    But golly, they won that “cup final” against Wolves back in March and that’s what truly matters.
     
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  9. prerecordedlive

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    Good lord, what did he even manage to borrow against?
     
  10. Wu

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    Guys

    Let’s buy Aston Villa
     
  11. prerecordedlive

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  12. Popovio

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  13. Wu

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  14. Fran Tarkenton

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    Indiana Vassilev shoulda gone to a different club
     
  15. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    You’re gonna need security. I want in.
     
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  16. Wu

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    You’re gonna need a pseudonym

    Hanzup Donchut
     
  17. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Sgt. Angle
     
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  18. Gallant Knight

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    13 months ago villa couldn’t make a £4m tax payment and now we are back in the premier league and gong to spend €150m in one transfer window

    What a time to be alive

    Up the fucking villa
     
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  19. Corky Bucek

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    It's nice having two billionaires as co-owners of the team.
     
  20. NineteenNine

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    ONE CURRENCY PER POST, PLEASE.
     
  21. Wu

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    RavenNole
     
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  22. Gallant Knight

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    At this point I will be pretty disappointed if villa doesn’t sign Benrahma from Brentford and another forward

    They only have three wingers on the roster right now after letting Andre green go on loan to PNE and no one has a clue what Wesley will do. Kodjia could probavly do ok for a handful of games but if we have to rely on Keinan Davis that’s not good
     
  23. Gallant Knight

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    ViLlA aRe DoInG a FuLhAm

    Only 3 outfield changes from team that was promoted

    Sucks for spurs that their fans are so desperate for a trophy and are going to lose first game to new promoted side in new stadium
     
  24. Ace Boogie

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    Yeah, it's a pretty shitty time to support Tottenham.
     
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  25. Gallant Knight

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    Let me know when you win something
     
  26. Wu

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    I think y’all stay up
     
  27. Gallant Knight

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    I’m fine either way

    I actually enjoyed the championship
     
  28. Gallant Knight

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    38-0 invincibles incoming.
     
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  29. Gallant Knight

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    Draw and villa are top of the league
     
  30. Gallant Knight

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    Andy Reocho please change the thread title to Gallant’s Aston Villa Thread feat Arsenal Relegation

    thank you
     
  31. Gallant Knight

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    Close enough
     
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  32. Gallant Knight

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    Indeed Mikel. If I were you I would spent most of the festive period looking at beach houses to purchase with that sweet sweet arsenal buyout money. It’s not quite Gus Malzahn level money, but £12.5m ($16.8m) left on your deal is still pretty sweet.

    Burnley’s next three matches are @Leeds, Sheffield United, Fulham, so they’ll certainly be above Arsenal in the table when both teams reach the end of the first week of the new year.

    If Arsenal doesn’t win the 6 pointer in Brighton they’ll be 17th in the league headed to the Hawthornes for Big Sam’s fourth match in charge. He has never been relegated in his career.

    Can’t wait
     
  33. Gallant Knight

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    When Arsenal loses their next three matches they’ll be on pace for 31 points in the league which would put them in 19th in the 2019-2020 premier league table.

    Their new manager will need to average around 1.9 points per match over the last 21 matches to get them to the 40 points that generally secure premier league survival
     
  34. Gallant Knight

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    They’ll need to have similar form to current Leicester City/Everton and better than Spurs to stay up and finish 17th.
     
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  35. Gunners

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    This makes 0 sense
     
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  36. bwi2

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    oh shit is Arsenal getting a 14 point deduction?
     
  37. Gallant Knight

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    Yes for being lil bitches
     
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  38. Gallant Knight

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    Villa really need a result this morning. Their next four matches are against teams 3-6 in the current table

    If Fulham can pick up a point at Southampton arsenal is within 3 points of 18th

    Big 9am kickoffs for this thread
     
  39. Gallant Knight

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    Part 1: complete
     
  40. Gallant Knight

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    This sucks
     
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  41. Gallant Knight

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    No changes for the villa side who won 3-0 vs palace despite being a man down

    would love to see Watkins get a goal today
     
  42. Gallant Knight

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    2-0 villa incoming

    Watkins and ghazi
     
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  43. Gallant Knight

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    champions of europe 1982
     
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  44. Iron Mickey

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    big club
     
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  45. Gallant Knight

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    Fuck you
     
  46. Gallant Knight

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    Fuck you
     
  47. Gallant Knight

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    Fuck you
     
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