Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bertwing

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    Worth it to have a gif of Putin getting smacked in the face by one of my dildos to be remembered by
     
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  2. IHHH

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    Wendel Clark is probably a better guy to answer
     
  3. cutig

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    Yeah I heard the preview when I drove home. Why the fuck did NPR book him?
     
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  4. AptosDuck

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    That's what photoshop is for. Live, damn you!

    edit: just how many dildos do you own...?
     
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  5. indeed

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    Put aside the certainty that GOP will supress and Russia will interfere, turnout is absolutely key. The 18-21 yo slice should be activated more than expected due to Parkland and related voter registration efforts. Dems across other gens will need to turn out in high numbers, to offset the lag from the one generation that has always participated least.

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  6. BellottiBold

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    Hugely disappointing they would have him on
     
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  7. indeed

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    A better question would be, does GOP leadership take punitive action against Trump, because their minds will never be changed no matter the findings. And the answer to that is no, they won’t take action. There will probably be a burst of protests, but they won’t be sustained.
     
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  8. AIOLICOCK

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    Because they're neo-liberal "boths sides" dumbfucks
     
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  9. BellottiBold

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    NBD JUST TORTURING 10 YEAR OLDS
     
  10. cutig

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    NPR is usually fine
     
  11. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    ehh their stories do sway with the political winds but always end up asking hard questions to shit head guests.
     
  12. afb

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  13. Duck70

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    aw hell yea
     
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  14. slogan119

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    Coats looks like the type of guy you don’t want to piss off. Pretty sure that would be a mistake.
     
  15. enjj

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    Obvious American draft dodger.
     
  16. Beeds07

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  17. enjj

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    Wait, less diverse? Is this a would wouldn’t moment?
     
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  18. Daniel Ocean

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    You think Canada is more diverse than the US? Really?
     
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  19. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yeah he's on his rehab tour still, I turned that shit off with the quickness.
     
  20. Schadenfred

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    I hope Putin does visit, and I hope his visit is shortly before November 6th. Donnie being all buddy-buddy with Vlad on American soil would make for some mighty fine optics for all those Republicans on the ballot.
     
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  21. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Spoiler: They won’t.

     
  22. BellottiBold

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    The mf had a cabinet meeting where they went around the room and each secretary thanked him for allowing them to serve
     
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  23. cutig

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    (R)tards will still vote the same way. Maybe it’d beat down the enthusiasm. If half the country doesn’t participate at all we deserve the spray tan strongman.
     
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  24. pez

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    I’m going with this is just self deprecating but not sure he has that gene

     
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  25. enjj

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    Percentage of population, yes. And we are much more accepting of other cultures.
     
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  26. Fran Tarkenton

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  27. CUAngler

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    Seems like the best thread for this:



     
  28. AIOLICOCK

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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    FWIW
    “What we find is that Canada is far more racially homogeneous than the United States, with the "White" population representing 89.2% of the total population in Canada, while the same population category in the U.S. only represents 66.5% of the total population.

    We also see that Canada has larger Asian population than does the United States, representing 6.7% of its population while accounting for 4.2% in the U.S. That situation is largely reversed for the "Other" category, which for the U.S. represents 2.3% of the total population, while "Other" covers just 0.7% of the Canadian population.

    But it's Canada's comparative absence of black and Hispanic minority populations that really sets it apart from the United States. Here, blacks and Hispanics make up a combined 3.5% of the total Canadian population (2.0% for blacks and 1.5% for Hispanics), while the black and Hispanic population together represents 27.0% of the total U.S. population (12.23% black, 14.74% Hispanic, the latter figure encompassing all races). “
     
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  30. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Our president, whom she loves, fucked a porn star.
     
  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Wait, Canadians seriously think their country is more diverse than the US? It's sure as shit a better country to be a part of right now, but by no means is it more diverse.
     
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  32. CTownND

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    unbelievable moron

     
  33. Prospector

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    Kinda surprised they are digging in and leaking when necessary ie like after every third lie the idiot spouts off w
     
  34. Fran Tarkenton

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    Typically....

    33% of the Senate (legislative body based on equal representation per State) is up for reelection (6 year terms staggered). 33 spots out of 100. Minority Party needs 51 for "Control". Dictates confirmation of Judges, Treaties, among other things.

    100% of the House of Representatives (legislative body based on population per State) is up for reelection (2 year terms). Holds purse strings. Taxes, Finances originate from here. Majority Party can obstruct POTUS and/or Senate.

    Most State Legislatures are up for Reelection. This is important for Redistricting of the House of Representatives.

    State Governorships are up for grabs. Think 35 out of 50 this time around. Depends.
     
  35. VaxRule

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    lol at that being singular
     
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  36. Jc6

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  37. VaxRule

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    I am pretty sure he’s just that dumb. He certainly isn’t going to be self deprecating immediately after informing the world of the “economic miracle” he personally delivered to America.
     
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  38. enjj

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    I’m sorry. Did we all of a sudden forget about les Quebecois? And their population of roughly 8 million? We are multi cultural and diverse country and we not only accept it but thrive in it.

    While USA has a cultural war that’s splitting it in two because you have its government attempting to become less diverse.
     
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  39. Lyrtch

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    yikes
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

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    The French are as white as the English.
     
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  41. herb.burdette

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    It’s not like the First Lady ever posed nude or anything like that.
     
  42. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    The US has almost 10x the population Canada does. Regardless of whatever percentages you break down, there is no way any rational person would look at the few major cities in Canada, the major cities in the US, and think Canada has a more diverse population.
     
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  43. herb.burdette

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    More diverse than Buffalo, Syracuse, and Rochester.
     
  44. DeToxRox

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    If Canada was as diverse as the US, a CFL team wouldn’t be considering signing TO in 2018.
     
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  45. London Humphreys

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    Oh my God. Who the hell cares?
     
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  46. Blu Tang Clan

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    This might be the stupidest non-Trumptard argument in a while.
     
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  47. BWC

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