Darren obviously doesn’t get out much. This shit is like 10 years old. and what’s the big improvement? Looks like every beer I’ve ever had filled that way
I know what he is getting for Christmas: a lifetime membership to Partender and Taffer Virtual Teaching.
This sounds like what a guy who invented something similar died installing at the braves stadium in Atlanta, if so it can pour beer faster. Not worth idiotically dying in a cooler faster. But faster.
Does he get to attend most of these events that he tweets from? I know he’s not at every damn arena trying their food, but it still seems that he’s at every championship/all star game/prize fight/horse racing. Pretty sweet gig if you have the aspergers to pull it off.
I don’t think he is at nearly the amount of thug snap you think he is. He and people that work for him scour the internet for these things that he posts.
I actually read the whole release because I thought there was going to be something remotely interesting related to Papa John's somehow
I’d love to see him coming up with these and thinking how funny they are. He and Fritzy from The Dan Patrick Show need to have a terrible headlines contest.
He's what happens when you give the Barks McWoofins people some Photoshop skills and tell them to try too hard.
fuck that, barks mcfoofins is a national treasure PLUS he teaches all of us about safety. show some respect, man.
Darren might have accidentally stumbled onto a salient point w/r/t marketing and communication degrees.
See, that fits him. He is merely “acting” as a sports reporter, but it is a role he has been failing at for years. Theatre is where he belongs. It all makes sense now.