Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. Tony Perkis

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    I've never had Taco Bell breakfast

    AMA
     
  2. Boo MFer!

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    Why have you never had it?
     
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  3. Tony Perkis

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    I dunno. Is it good?
     
  4. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Breakfast crunch wrap is pretty great. Not gonna oversell it, but worth a try.

    Urbwife for better or worse.
     
  5. Boo MFer!

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    I’ve never had it. HTH.
     
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  6. BuckeyeRiot

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    I describe my quasi-hometown thusly. It’s a wonderfully quaint old ‘downtown’ area completely surrounded by trailer parks inhabited by the downtrodden and self-destructive individuals with the occasional crime ridden 4-5 block area thrown in for excitement.
     
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  7. dukebuckeye

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    Do you hate fun?
     
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  8. Tony Perkis

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    This review left me skeptical.

     
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  9. Tony Perkis

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    How would this help
     
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  10. Todd Bonzales

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  11. The Walrus

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    5'9 145. Lost about 20 pounds this summer, but before then was bordering on skinny-fat for a few months.

    1. Alabama, Clemson, Michigan, Washington. Alabama-Clemson. Alabama.

    2. Clemson

    3. Soccer

    4. Kill me

    5. Never had the pleasure
     
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  12. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    wait this person had a rib removed ?
    eats toys , fucks dead moms .
    what next ?
     
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  13. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    had what ?
     
  14. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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  15. Boo MFer!

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    It’s all true.
     
  16. teel

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    I wanna join the Pooh Crew


     
  17. herb.burdette

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    When I was a freshman/soph at OSU, I dated a girl who grew up in NYC and Long Island. She had never seen a trailer park until I brought her to my hometown. That’s when I started to know that relationship wasn’t going to work out.

    After her, I dated a girl from SE Ohio whose older sister did not graduate high school, had a kid at 19, and the sister lived in a trailer park. About 6 weeks into that relationship, she invited me to meet her parents at a Monster Truck Rally. That’s when that one ended.

    It’s too stereotyped to make up.
     
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  18. HotMic

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    I took the oldest two to the Ravenna drive in last year, we went with the open the back hatch with the seats down and blankets in the back method. After eating through the entire first movie they passed out, and I proceeded to watch movie 2 by myself.
     
  19. Celemo

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    AM crunchwraps are legit. Only other thing I’ve had is the waffle taco which was subpar. Don’t know if they’re still doing the fried egg as a shell thing but I wouldn’t get that anyways
     
  20. Wu

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    Nope
     
  21. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Nice humble brag about dating girls.
     
  22. BuckeyeRiot

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    He’s 107 years old.
     
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  23. HotMic

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    Taco Bell Power Rankings:

    1. Cheesy Gordita Crunch
    2. Grilled Stuffed Burrito
    3. Quesarito
    4. Crunchwrap Supreme
    5. Encharito (yes they’ll still make it)
    6. 7-Layer Burrito
    7. Double Decker Supreme
    8. Nachos BellGrande
    9. Doritos Locos Supreme
    10. Mexican Pizza
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

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    Can you reorder these by likelihood to cause diarrhea?
     
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  25. HotMic

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    1. The entire menu
     
  26. Bo Pelinis

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    Make your own crunchwrap supremes at home and thank me later. Srs
     
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  27. dukebuckeye

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    Fun fact: I ordered 100 soft tacos one night at like 2am. My buddy and I smashed probably 20 of them and handed out the other 80.
     
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  28. buckwild

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    You should run that towns chamber of commerce.
     
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  29. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    You misspelled beef meximelt
     
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  30. Todd Bonzales

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    We ordered 200 for a big group of us(in a hammered state). We also put $100 on the counter as an upfront tip, so they didn’t hate us as much as they rightfully should. It was like ten boxes with handles, or something, and we walked out with one in each hand. It looked like the SWAT/Vault scene from Ocean’s 11. That joke is for everyone else, not you.
     
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  31. NilesIrish

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    lack of steak quesadilla is triggering me.

    Also, I now know I have to take my kid to the drive in Saturday. She has no concept of it.

    Edit: lol Just looked it up and my closest drive in is playing Winnie the Pooh followed by The Equalizer 2. quite the shift.
     
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  32. dukebuckeye

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    I know Oceans 11 is a movie. Obviously I have not seen it.
     
  33. herb.burdette

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    I can still swim farther underwater than you can swim underwater.
     
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  34. dukebuckeye

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    What's your max depth?
     
  35. buckwild

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    It's like Waterworld
     
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  36. dukebuckeye

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    Of course.
     
  37. herb.burdette

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    I go for reps instead of trying to max out.
     
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  38. dukebuckeye

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    Like...you just swim down 10 feet and then come back up?

    How many times can you do it consecutively?
     
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  39. dukebuckeye

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    Somewhat relevant- I once won a $5 bet that I could tread water for 45 minutes straight. It wasn't that hard.
     
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  40. herb.burdette

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    Distance not depth, and I’m not sharing my work out secrets because I don’t want you to beat me.
     
  41. dukebuckeye

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    I'm already in the pool, fam.
     
  42. herb.burdette

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    You win.
     
  43. BuckeyeRiot

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    Mexi-Melt too low.
     
  44. BuckeyeRiot

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    Ptobably, due to my girth I don’t stay underwater very long before buoyancy over takes momentum.
     
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  45. BuckeyeRiot

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    Robin Hood: Prince of Loose-Stool.
     
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  46. bic

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    On the topic of Waterworld and drive-ins... when I was a kid my family would pretty regularly go to the drive-in. We went one time and Waterworld was the 2nd movie. For that trip my sister and I had done the blankets in front of the car thing and we fell asleep on them during Waterworld. Some skunks were making their way through the drive-in and our parents had to get us back into the car. It sounded like a horror movie out there. People screaming as the skunks walked through and sprayed some folks. Children crying. It was awesome.
     
  47. herb.burdette

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    Chili cheese burrito too low
     
  48. buckwild

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    I don't think I've ever been to a drive in movie.
     
  49. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    First time I was arrested was at a drive-in.



    Crazy.
     
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  50. Can I Spliff it

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    lol they had a rally
     
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