Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. clemsontyger04

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    So how much money is "space force" going to get?
     
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  2. Doc Louis

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    Ayyyyy that was last week. You just missed it.
     
  3. Doc Louis

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    That's the best part, it's only a dollar per square mile of space to fund it*


    *Not including black holes, because they're black and those parts of space unfortunately won't be covered at this time
     
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  4. Henry Blake

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  5. steamengine

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    That’s bevause they won’t release the Christian pastor from house arrest
     
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  7. ohhaithur

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  8. Doc Louis

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    I don't believe fans pay soooo much to see preseason games, either...
     
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  9. Redav

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    I reflexively thought this person was some maga chode because of the American flag in the username. We're going to have to change the flag
     
  10. ohhaithur

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    They do. It's forced down their throats as part of a season ticket package.

    People just don't go
     
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  11. Doc Louis

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    This is true, many people don't know this. They just see the low prices on StubHub.
     
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  12. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  13. prerecordedlive

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    What the fuck happened last night? Can I skip the last 8 pages?
     
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  14. Jigga

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    Yes
     
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  15. Jigga

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    Unless you like boobs
     
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  16. ~ taylor ~

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    Talking Head spent a couple hours providing a solid illustration of how listening to Ben Shapiro will slowly make your brain shrivel up and quit. It was something.
     
  17. cutig

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    Idk you can see the final metamorphosis into a member of the alt right. That was kind of fascinating
     
  18. Barves2125

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    Where, uh, where exactly were those? Missed them somehow.
     
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  19. Talking Head

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    I got real drunk.

    I regret nothing.

    And yes.
     
  20. Jigga

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    3502
     
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  21. nofatchildren - cissp

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    I can't imagine reading this, and then being like, "Wow this Been Shapiro person seems like someone who's ideas should be taken seriously."

    (credit to whoever posted this article earlier)
    https://static.currentaffairs.org/2017/12/the-cool-kids-philosopher

    It won't be long before Ben finds his true calling hawking sham-wows and spray sealant to baby boomers on daytime informercials.
     
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  22. bertwing

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    I fucking hate how stupid you are
     
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  23. Voodoo

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    [​IMG]
     
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  24. herb.burdette

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    This is a very simple re-election strategy, keeping up steel tariffs and introduce auto tariffs in Winter 2020.

    Southern red states are not going blue. Coastal blue states are not going red.

    Continue to flip enough traditional blue union votes in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin with protective tariffs on steel and autos.

    Profit.
     
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  25. Name P. Redacted

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  26. Clown Baby

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    If bulletproof vests work so good, why not put one on and have a buddy shoot you in the chest at close range? It’s a bad look to not agree to such a thing. What do you have to lose?
     
  27. Crepeswithasmile

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    He's like a real life Bobby Boucher at this point

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  28. Struggler

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    The tariffs have been a net positive in those states? The HVAC suppliers we use in Ohio have been weeks longer on production and about useless on giving shipping dates.
    The articles about people losing their job, but still voting for the policies that led to their unemployment have been eye opening. If you want my vote, don’t cost me my job.
     
  29. ashy larry

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    being cucked into the alt-right life by someone who probably went to school before they were integrated is just something else
     
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  30. Lyrtch

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  31. jrmy

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    It's so true.
     
  32. Blu Tang Clan

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    Yep. Merica basically took a shit on everything he supposedly believes in because a) he’s in love with Ben Shapiro and b) because the progressive candidate getting the attention is a Latina woman from an urban area instead of his desired white complected candidate from a rural area. A true display of a brain turning to mush with a tinge of racism to boot.
     
  33. Keef

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  34. Barves2125

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    If that's the way you act and think when drunk, you should consider not drinking anymore. :twocents:
     
  35. three stacks

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    imagine getting drunk and defending the honor of Ben Shapiro for hours. you’re fucking pathetic Talking Head lmfao
     
  36. steamengine

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    This is clearly Roger Stone related without even clicking.
     
  37. herb.burdette

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    I think steel tariffs are playing extremely well along the river near the WV panhandle and up through the Mahoning Valley/Youngstown.

    Throw auto tariffs into the mix and you have a stew all the way through NE Ohio to Toledo.
     
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  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Jesus christ, yes let's rehash this again.
     
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  39. Keef

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    Yeah his associate Andrew Miller is refusing to testify and the judge is holding him in contempt
     
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  40. Prospector

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    Judge holds Roger Stone associate in contempt for refusing to testify before grand jury in Russia investigation

    by Spencer S. Hsu and Devlin Barrett August 10 at 11:40 AM Email the author
    [Breaking: Judge holds Roger Stone associate in contempt for refusing to testify before grand jury in Russia investigation. Andrew Miller, a former aide to longtime Trump confidant Stone, had fought and lost a court battle to quash a subpoena from special counsel Robert S. Mueller III to testify to the grand jury. Earlier this month, a judge issued a 93-page opinion saying Miller must testify. But prosecutors told the court Friday that Miller still refused to comply. This is a developing story and will be updated.]

    A witness in special counsel Robert S. Mueller III’s investigation has refused to appear for scheduled grand jury testimony Friday, prompting a sealed hearing before a federal judge.

    Andrew Miller, a former aide to longtime Trump confidant Roger Stone, had fought and lost a court battle earlier this month to quash a subpoena, after a judge issued a 93-page opinion saying Miller must testify before the grand jury.
    Peter Flaherty, chairman of the National Legal and Policy Center, a conservative nonprofit that is funding Miller’s legal fight, said Miller had refused to appear before the grand jury in response to a subpoena.

    When a subpoenaed witness refuses to testify before a grand jury, that person can be held in contempt. In some cases, such a contempt finding can lead to a witness being sent to jail until the person agrees to testify.

    Mueller is investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election and whether any Trump associates conspired with those efforts.

    [How an ex-madam, a political trickster and a toddler got tangled up in the Russia investigation]

    Stone has been under scrutiny by Mueller in part because of a series of public statements and tweets he made during the 2016 campaign appearing to suggest he had advance knowledge of hacked Democratic emails released by the group WikiLeaks. The publication of the emails embarrassed Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and helped disrupt the presidential race.

    U.S. intelligence agencies have concluded the Russian government was behind the hacking of the material from the Democratic Party and the personal email account of Clinton’s campaign chairman, John Podesta.

    A grand jury indicted 12 Russian military officers in July for orchestrating the hacks.

    Miller worked for Stone during the 2016 presidential campaign, handling duties such as setting up media interviews. He is one of at least a half-dozen of Stone’s associates to be called to testify. Others include his driver, John Kakanis, and a social media consultant, Jason Sullivan. Kristin Davis, who gained notoriety in the 2000s as the “Manhattan Madam” when she ran a high-end prostitution ring, is also expected to testify to the grand jury.

    Stone has accused Mueller’s team of harassing his associates.
     
  41. Joe_Pesci

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    Stuff like this reminds me of the criticism Obama got for filling out a NCAA tournament bracket. "Doesnt he have more important things he should be thinking about?" Meanwhile this guy has been complaining about the NFL for a year
     
  42. LuPoor

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    He got Red Striped lmbo
    :in-n-out:
     
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  43. Lyrtch

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    good article and thread about the alt-right struggling with the impact of Cville and other events where counter protesters showed what they really are

    and how they're leaning back on don't be so overt, couch it in disingenuous rhetoric, trump style dog whistle racism

     
  44. Lyrtch

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    another one about how the most vitriolic members of the white supremacist groups, who can barely show their faces at rallies, are over the moon about Tucker and Ingraham, as well as the greater GOP acceptance of white supremacist ideology

     
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  45. Lyrtch

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    lets understand the white terrorist

    not the unnamed black protester mmhmm lib media bias

     
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  46. steamengine

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    I must admit, I really like Alex Jones with a beard.
     
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  47. Tobias

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  48. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Is this in reference to someone?