Guy's Guys (a Safe Space for Team Fieri)

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  1. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  2. Jc6

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    On my way here.

     
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  3. dblplay1212

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    Saw him swallow for the first time today. It was a beef rib at a BBQ food truck in Baltimore.
     
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  4. DrunkJester

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    I was home for the fourth. My dad—a religious DDD watcher—had the marathon on. I was so excited to tell him about the no swallowing thing. Within a minute we watched him swallow. He laughed at me.
     
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  5. dblplay1212

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    I've seen it look like he did a ton but there was always a cut. For the first time today, he talked then swallowed them talked some more all in one cut.
     
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  6. wes tegg

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    :roll:
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    Guys, it’s common practice in television and film to spit food into a bucket
     
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  8. DrunkJester

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    Yeah, technically we didn’t see him swallow. At least, we didnt see his throat move. He took a large bite of whatever it was (I remember it was something that was too hot for him to eat at first, although not for lack of trying—definitely narrows it down). He chewed, the camera stayed on him, he stopped chewing, and then he talked like he didn’t have anything in his mouth. No cuts. It was enough for my dad to think I was full of shit—not the first time he’s had that thought.
     
  9. DrunkJester

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    Of all the things I’ve posted on this board, I think breaking down Guy’s chewing habits would probably be the most damning.
     
  10. Wu

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    Ah yes, the food tv show spitting vs swallowing debate
     
  11. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Post pics. It’s glorious.
     
  12. Beachy Toast

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  13. jbr

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    Guy’s guys...

    Let’s not gloss over the crossover appeal of the guido himself on Shark Week. Guy Fieri’s Feeding Frenzy hits the airwaves tomorrow night at 8pm ET.
     
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  14. wes tegg

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    Fuck yes! Thanks, guy.
     
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  15. Beachy Toast

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  16. Chocolate Giddyup

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  17. MODEVIL

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    are you a Chicken Guy?
     
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  18. Gaknight

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    I went here today and was taken to flavortown. This classy joint is in the parking lot of a strip club.
     
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  19. wes tegg

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    Finally watching Guy’s Feeding Frenzy. 10/10
     
  20. wes tegg

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    DDD is on TV from now until 4:00 a.m.

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  22. wes tegg

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    Probably the maddest Lady Tegg has ever been at me happened when I got drunk and decided to record a DDD that included a place we'd been to and accidentally set it to record all episodes and completely overwrote the DVR in one night.
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    Everyone knows about the Friday DDD marathon but that doesn’t diminish my excitement for it. The best feeling is when Chopped comes on and you’re like “whoa, it’s 3 am and I’m a badass for watching all of this Guy.”
     
  24. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Fast casual indeed
     
  25. Clown Baby

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  27. Wu

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    The episode at Hodad’s I think where the guy from sugar ray shows up and he and guy are good friends

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  28. Celemo

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    Watching the Pizza Party ep of DDD right now...everything just looks so amazing. I want pizza so bad right now
     
  29. Clown Baby

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    This is the second time in as many years that Guy has done this without any fanfare whatsoever, which just goes to show how genuine and caring Guy is.

     
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  30. NST

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    Went to my first Guy Fieri themed restaurant last night at Foxwoods Casino on the Mashantucket Pequot Reservation in CT. #blessed

    I bought a half dozen t shirts to give away as presents.
     
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  31. Wu

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    Just going to church and leaving to preach the good news.

    Knock on doors, friend.
     
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  32. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    This is how you Guy’s Guys, Guys.
     
  33. Fuck this

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    The billionaire burger boys making the most drunk and stoned burger ever on GGG
     
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  34. Todd Bonzales

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    Just wanna say that this is quite possibly the best and greatest title in TMB, but also that I am one of Guy’s guys. Friday night DDD for life.
     
  35. Todd Bonzales

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    And if I’m honest, it’s really only DDD that does it for me. Any “cook-off” or food completion show — pass. If FN would just wise up and do DDD 24/7 and stop overloading us with boring-ass Chopped, their ratings would be like the Super Bowl perpetually.
     
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  36. Wu

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    DDD, Iron Chef and Chopped were my food Network triumvirate when I had cable
     
  37. Todd Bonzales

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    Like Meatloaf said, “one outta three ain’t bad”

    That’s exaxtly what he said
     
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  38. Arrec Bardwin

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    This is quite the hot take.
     
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  39. Todd Bonzales

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    It’s a me problem, I just have zero interest. I’ve tried again and again, but can’t get into them. I’m more of a restaurant highlight tour show guy, like Food Paradise and the like.
     
  40. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    We appreciate your honesty
     
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  41. Todd Bonzales

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    You guys don’t false advertise. Sure feels like a safe space.
     
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  42. Celemo

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    The worst thing about doing W30 is I can’t get my Guy Cup filled because watching DDD & GGG is too hard on a restrictive diet. I haven’t been to Flavor Town in 26 days and I’m balls deep in withdrawal
     
  43. Todd Bonzales

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    I actually watch the Friday night marathon when on the treadmill, often. The hunger grumbles burn a few extra calories, IMO.
     
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  44. MODEVIL

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    yeah I'm doing no carbs and it's absolutely brutal watching triple D
     
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  45. Celemo

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    :respek:

    Guy: Today we’re at a cool spot in Santa Fe called “All the Carbs”, they’re gonna show me this insane Monte Christo that will make you believe in God!!!”

    Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (changes channel)
     
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  46. theregionsitter

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    That’s pretty much all that’s ok after 6pm along with GGG
     
  47. Celemo

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    And Beat Bobby Flay
     
  48. theregionsitter

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    Damn so many jams
     
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  49. Beachy Toast

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