Detroit Lions: Alexa, play “Last Resort” by Papa Roach

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  1. DeToxRox

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    It must be true

     
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  2. Vinegar Strokes

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    That’s definitely not legal. But I would give up a 1st and 3Rd rounder for him.
     
  3. Heesu

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    “Stay tuned”

    Hahahahahaha
     
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  4. DeToxRox

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    I’m waiting for Dennis Fithian to talk a doorman at a hotel so we can double source this one.
     
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  5. Heesu

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    Yeah, wake me up when Jeff Reiger & Pat Caputo get some news from the doorman at bouzoukis.
     
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  6. DetroitNole

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    Dan Leach is crazy, I used to watch Lions games with him in Tallahassee when I was in college because we would be the only two Lions fans there. He was there working on a show before he came back to Michigan. Quite a character, but I don't think I would consider him a reliable source to anything.
     
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  7. Artoo

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    Dude's got limo driver connections :laugh:
     
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  8. MG2

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    Limo driver is screwed either way. When it doesn't happen, Dan Leach is going to cut him off as a potential source and I'm sure that would be devastating. If by 0.5% chance this was somehow true, Dan Leach outed him as a source and he's probably getting fired.
     
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  9. ~ taylor ~

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    Nothing more sacred than the tradition of limo driver-limo passenger confidentiality.
     
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  10. MG2

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    We signed Robert Ayers.
     
  11. DetroitNole

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    Limo driver confuse Mack and Ayers?
     
  12. ~ taylor ~

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    More likely the limo driver provided cover for Ayers to get into town without being overwhelmed by the paparazzi.
     
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  13. MG2

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    Ayers is one of those weird players that PFF always says is awesome but never gets paid big money and seems like the teams he's one have never valued him that much.
     
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  14. smeegsgreen

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    Why do you always have to put a negative spin on everything? Vinegar Strokes and I take exception to this.
     
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  15. smeegsgreen

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    Lions cut Ayers. MG2 must have been onto something.
     
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  16. Joe Louis

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    How much heroin were you doing in those days?
     
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  17. Vinegar Strokes

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    Who is worse Pat Caputo or Dan Leach?
     
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  18. Joe Louis

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    Proud to call Leach my Wal-Mart Wolverine ...
     
  19. Vinegar Strokes

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  20. DetroitNole

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    Preseason games are stupid, but this team looks trash.

    Rudock doesn't throw more than 5 yards down field and still looks awful. Defense looks like a complete joke. Spielman is so pissed announcing this game
     
  21. Vinegar Strokes

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    Yeah not good at all
     
  22. DeToxRox

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    I don’t think Zettel is making this team. He’s played a ton of snaps all preseason.
     
  23. Vinegar Strokes

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    Casell just won the back up job.
     
  24. Vinegar Strokes

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    Ruddock just won the back up QB job
     
  25. DetroitNole

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    Drew Stanton (or insert any other vet QB who may be cut) just won the back up QB job
     
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  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    On a serious note though, we need to cut both of them, and sign some other QB that gets cut.
     
  27. DetroitNole

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    also hopefully that's not a preview of how the NFL is going to call roughing the passer penalties this year
     
  28. DeToxRox

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    It’s irrelevant at this point, because if Stafford goes down we are going to maybe win one game.
     
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  29. Heesu

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    Team let’s go 0-16 and fire Patricia
     
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  30. smeegsgreen

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    All in - any prop beats on him being fired after one year?
     
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  31. Vinegar Strokes

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    These rape allegations are proving to be a huge distraction. They will bring back Caldwell after we start 0-5
     
  32. DeToxRox

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    The Bears are trading for Mack.

    The North; woof.
     
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  33. smeegsgreen

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    D Washington is finally cut
     
  34. DeToxRox

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    I’m confused

     
  35. DeToxRox

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    Also Quandre Diggs got a three year extension yesterday
     
  36. MG2

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    He was signed to the practice squad
     
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  37. Vinegar Strokes

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    These poor girls have some fucked up teeth.

     
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  38. DeToxRox

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    Darnold is probably going to look awesome tomorrow, but this a game we should win.
     
  39. Vinegar Strokes

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  40. Vinegar Strokes

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    We are winning the division now that Rodgers is injured. 3rd times the charm.
     
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  41. DeToxRox

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    A’Shawn is a healthy inactive tonight. Ditto for Abdullah.
     
  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    Gross we got the B team announcers.
     
  43. Vinegar Strokes

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    Hahhahahhaha suck our dicks
     
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  44. RalfBully

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    We got Laura Rutledge tho who I just found out about and has a great set of knockers
     
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  45. Vinegar Strokes

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    Isn’t it Beth Moins?
     
  46. Vinegar Strokes

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    Rush defense loooks like shit.
     
  47. Vinegar Strokes

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    That Oline woof.
     
  48. DeToxRox

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    Slay just concussed himself
     
  49. Vinegar Strokes

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    Our defense is fucking trash