Detroit Lions: Alexa, play “Last Resort” by Papa Roach

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  1. Vinegar Strokes

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    Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
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  2. Vinegar Strokes

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    Wake the fuck up Stafford. Jesus Christ.
     
  3. Vinegar Strokes

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  4. DeToxRox

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    I’m convinced we aren’t ever going to have a great offense with JBC. We are so predictable based on down and formation.
     
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  5. RalfBully

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  6. beist

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    god I can’t wait for the draft
     
  7. Vinegar Strokes

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    When can we declare Jarrad Davis a bust?
     
  8. DeToxRox

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    I would rather run the Wildcat with Larry Foster than play Matt Cassel
     
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  9. RalfBully

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    Is it possibly to go worse than 0-16
     
  10. Constant

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    Did Rudock get cut?
     
  11. beist

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    At this point the only way this season becomes interesting is if we sign kaepernick so...
     
  12. Vinegar Strokes

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    Who are some targets for first overall pick next year?
     
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  13. DeToxRox

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    Practice Squad
     
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  14. Constant

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    Go 0-16 after trading away your 1st?
     
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  15. DeToxRox

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    Sign Kaepernick. We may only win a few games but it would be worth it to piss off Macomb County.
     
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  16. DeToxRox

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  17. Vinegar Strokes

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    Sign Jay Cutler.
     
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  18. Constant

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    He was pretty questionable already.
     
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  19. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck Kapernick, signed Oakland County
     
  20. RalfBully

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    Offense is 1000x better when Jbc isn’t involved in the hurry up
     
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  21. DeToxRox

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    Inside zone hand off to Riddick, because of course.
     
  22. RalfBully

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    Penalties, injuries, and timeouts led to more JBC play calling....
     
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  23. ~ taylor ~

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    What a wretched team and franchise.
     
  24. Constant

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    They can slobber on Darnold all they want, but the Lion's receivers have left couple of big plays on the field
     
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  25. DayDomination

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    Would be nice to check out early and take my Sundays back
     
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  26. DeToxRox

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    I knew we would be bad on D but this is embarrassing.
     
  27. Vinegar Strokes

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    Heesu
     
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  28. Woodrow

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  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    Year 3 of Bob Quinn and the defense is worse than it was when he took over.
     
  30. DeToxRox

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    This is why keeping Caldwell was so counterproductive. We are now trying to build an entirely different type of defense.
     
  31. DeToxRox

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    Sign Blount. Don’t run him on third and short.
     
  32. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck you Stafford. Fucking asshole
     
  33. Heesu

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    This team barely seems alive. Not sure Patricia makes it through the season.
     
  34. MG2

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    Even Twentyman can't spin

     
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  35. DeToxRox

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    Unprecedented
     
  36. Vinegar Strokes

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    Blount out for season.
     
  37. beist

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    beist out for season
     
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  38. Heesu

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    Move this team to another state/country. We’ve had enough.
     
  39. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck you Lions. Eat shit.
     
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  41. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Alright, looking good. Midseason Lions form already.
     
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  42. Heesu

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    Has a coach ever been fired before the first game ended?
     
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  43. Vinegar Strokes

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    Does Patricia make it through the season?
     
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  44. Vinegar Strokes

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    Draft Blount, use first rounder on lineman, running game still trash.
     
  45. Woodrow

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    38 points in 2.5 quarters against a rookie qb. Seems reasonable.

    At least Stafford isn't dead.
     
  46. Randy Bobandy

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    Holy shit Jets fans are laughing at us
     
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  47. nofatchildren - cissp

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    This game should win a 2018 prime time Emmy for best comedy. I'm dying.
     
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