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  1. Boo MFer!

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    I fucking hate Ronnie so much, but I find myself saying his catch phrases under my breath all the time. If I had a dollar for every time I muttered, “68!” “NASCAR! Yes, sir!” or “Topless. T-o-p-l-e-s-s,” I would be a rich man.
     
  2. Bruce Wayne

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  3. MODEVIL

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    I forgot about Stuttering John. First relevant thing he's done since about 2004.
     
  4. Boo MFer!

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    “NIGGALESS CAGE! PAMELAR ANDERSON! And the comedy stylings of Greg Giraldo! Me? I’m Stuttering John! Here’s Jayyyyy Lenooooo!”
     
  5. fish

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    Referring to John as a "comedian" is a bit of a stretch.
     
  6. snowfx2

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    Too bad it wasn't John the Stutterer that talked to Trump
     
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  7. fish

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    I, I, I, I, I, I, I, have rock star hair.... do you?
     
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  8. snowfx2

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    He was the host of the greatest political radio talk show ever too

     
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  9. Boo MFer!

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    John the Stutterer calling Ralph a “berry face queer” never got old.
     
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  10. Boo MFer!

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    Lol saw this on the thread’s first page. Did you know he was on a few weeks ago?
     
  11. Boo MFer!

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  12. Hank Scorpio

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    Yep, only heard a few clips though. How was the interview?
     
  13. Boo MFer!

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    It was good. Dave was way more outgoing than I expected. Howard needled him repeatedly to play Crash, which Dave clearly didn’t want to play. See you at the show later this month?
     
  14. Hank Scorpio

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    possibly. I've gone with my sister the last few years, which is nice because she buys my ticket and pays for everything else. I'm pretty indifferent to DMB shows now though, so we'll see. Still kicking myself for not seeing Foo Fighters when they came a few months back.
     
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  15. Boo MFer!

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    The new album is...not....great.
     
  16. Hank Scorpio

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    Yeah, I wasn't a fan.
     
  17. Boo MFer!

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    Well, I try not to miss the Tampa tour stop, so I’ll be there. Let me know if you make it so I can make sure to not find you. :awesomeface:
     
  18. Hank Scorpio

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    I'll probably be in the lawn
     
  19. Boo MFer!

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    Ew.
     
  20. Boo MFer!

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    Back on track with the show, these two dark weeks for summer are awful.
     
  21. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    With all this talk of music I figured I'd liven the place up.

    Back to a better day when real music was king as was Howard.

    The theme song to his Channel 9 show:
     
  22. DJ Bosa

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    Evil Dave Letterman died
     
  23. Bruce Wayne

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    Vacation curse strikes again?
     
  24. Boo MFer!

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    Terrible news.
     
  25. KeepingItRealSince1853

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    I wonder what his current paramount value is?
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  26. Boo MFer!

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    I can feel his ubiquity.
     
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  27. snowfx2

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    Daba will always be one of my favorite Sirius moments
     
  28. Wendel Clark

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    Such an underrated moment.
     
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  29. Boo MFer!

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    “Cheesy da badass”

    :ded:
     
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  30. Wendel Clark

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    Another great JD clip

     
  31. PolyForce

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    This was such a great week. From Benjy dropping a condom in the studio, to the Sharknado retrospective, to Richard and Sal on the panel, to all the unforgettable clips of JD over the last 10 years, to Howard talking about his mom soaking his dirty underwear in the kitchen sink.....just reminds me why it’s my favorite show of all time. So what if it’s 3 days a week and they take vacation every other week. It’s fucking gold.
     
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  32. PolyForce

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    Howard, at a complete loss, trying to make some sense of it: “Why. Cause you love cheese doodles? Or did your ass smell like cheese?”

    Or Artie: “I get it. You’re trying to be ironic? Like when a ginormous fat guy names himself Tiny”
     
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  33. Boo MFer!

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    Click to look at the full picture. :laugh:
     
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  34. snowfx2

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  35. Boo MFer!

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    Outkicked his coverage, but that’s a bad tattoo.
     
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  36. Bruce Wayne

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    Andy Dick looks rough

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  37. MODEVIL

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    So full of shit.
     
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  38. denvermint

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    Fuck stuttering John.

    Also the first two shows this week being essentially all les moonves has been, well, not what I like.

    My entire hour and a half commute on Monday was Howard doing les moonves and julie chang - ugh.

    I can take it mixed in but shit man...that was too much. I fucking love Howard and have been a daily listener since 2006 and Howard can essentially do no wrong but that was way too much. I get it because moonves fucked Howard and was a dick and legal battles, etc but good lord. I love Howards impressions, especially when he does his parents......I think I could have enjoyed a whole segment of that but the moonves shit I didnt like after about 30.

    Mix it in, ok. Like today with the puppets but still.......theres been a lot.

    Loved the bit about the reverse private parts though where robin was played by nick cannon who might one day show howard her penis (and she also did anal over a sink one time).

    Also - if you google "tradio wheres ray" that is a good one. Additional also - the one where richard and sal keep trying to call tradio from the same home phone and sell a lawnmower and interrupting each other. Or the scooter one.
     
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  39. snowfx2

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    I can’t wait for Shuli’s full story on Bobo and all his awards.

    Norm MacDonald is on tomorrow.
     
  40. Sir Phobos

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    put the show down. it's like watching a terminally ill animal stumble around, clinging to life for reasons outside its grasp.
     
  41. stratknight

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    Was such a fan from the early 2000s all the way through the Artie years. Would listen when I could the past few years. Let my Sirius subscription expire earlier this year, and haven't really missed it. Saw a clip of Howard/Robin/Fred the other day on Youtube, and my god they look dated. Agree with the above post, time to put it down.
     
  42. Tony Perkis

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    Puppet Load lol
     
  43. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    The problem is, everyone that would tell him the show sucks is gone. He's surrounded by a bunch of cackling yes men. It's really bad.
     
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  44. Boo MFer!

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    More Les puppet bits today. Yay!
     
  45. Tony Perkis

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    "I know you all don't like when I do this but I'm going to continue to do this"
     
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  46. snowfx2

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    It’s his new Millie Bobbi Brown’s agent
     
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  47. Boo MFer!

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    I’m 100% in the minority here, but the agent bits make me laugh, and I enjoy them.
     
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  48. RU-Omega Potato

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    We should be so lucky.

    With the exception of a missing Howard this was the greatest lineup of all time.

    Now that Howard became what he once despised I don't think that lineup would miss him. I'd listen.
     
  49. snowfx2

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    It was funny at first to me, but he beat it into the ground like he does with so much the past few years.