Detroit Lions: Alexa, play “Last Resort” by Papa Roach

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  1. Druce

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    Why would you buy season tickets if you expected to lose to the Jets?
     
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  2. Joe Louis

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    Honolulu blue and silver lining from last night: all my Golladay shares in fantasy :beaver:
     
  3. Brocktoon

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    Vets are already complaining to beat writers that they don't like Patricia and how he runs things. It's going to be a long season.
     
  4. hoebekec

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    Don’t worry, Patricia said all is well and they have good two way communication between him and the players. All is well
     
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  5. bignate50

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    I didn’t expect them to lose to the Jets, was kinda hoping the score would of been reversed. As the beat down started it just kinda felt normal though lol, know what I mean?
     
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  6. smeegsgreen

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    Good thread title
     
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  8. Woodrow

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    Where do you see this?
     
  9. Vinegar Strokes

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    Even Enron is trolling us

     
  10. ~ taylor ~

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    Somebody should mention that drafting him got the last guy fired.
     
  11. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Finally some good news. Congrats brothers:

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  12. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Also:

    Lol Ohio.
     
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  13. Vinegar Strokes

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    Good. Get this douchbag off the team

     
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  14. smeegsgreen

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    Sam Martin fucking sucks
     
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  15. Heesu

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    Yeah, this should turn things around. :rolleyes:
     
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  16. Druce

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    Hello friends, particularly U of M friends. I was hoping one of you might have an in on some UM basketball tickets, I'm trying to get a few for the UNC game on 11/28 and couldn't find a UM thread to post the request. I'm looking at you DeToxRox
     
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  17. DeToxRox

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    I bat signaled the team board
     
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  18. Vinegar Strokes

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  19. DeToxRox

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    The Jets don’t appear to be good. Hmm.
     
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  20. DeToxRox

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    If we lose today, it’s assured we are losing next week. That effectively ends our season. I could see Tate and Ansah being traded if that does happen.
     
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  21. Vinegar Strokes

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    Well fuck, I had Dolphins chalked up as a win. Guess we are going 3-13 now.
     
  22. Vinegar Strokes

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    What type of return? 4th rounder?
     
  23. DeToxRox

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    Probably a 2 or 3 for Tate and 3 or 4 for Ansah
     
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  24. Vinegar Strokes

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    Ansah is inactive haha
     
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  25. Vinegar Strokes

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    For a 8-10 week rental? No way
     
  26. DeToxRox

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    Kelvin Benjamin got a 3 and a 7 last year. He had only this year left on his deal and he isn’t in Tate’s ballpark as a player.
     
  27. DeToxRox

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    Lions beat writers shitting on Ian Rapaport is maybe the best thing about this team.
     
  28. Heesu

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    Never saw that coming!

    Haha please share
     
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  29. DeToxRox

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  30. DeToxRox

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  31. Vinegar Strokes

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    Jesus Christ we suck
     
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  32. DeToxRox

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    NFL’s most feared pass rush
     
  33. DeToxRox

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    Kennard was a good signing tho
     
  34. DeToxRox

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    Golladay is going to be a star
     
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  35. DeToxRox

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    We must run the most complicated scheme ever, because everyone always looks confused.
     
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  36. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck off Stafford. You fucking suck
     
  37. DeToxRox

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    Everything about this team is fucked up
     
  38. DeToxRox

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    Apparently Clock Management 101 was not offered at RPI
     
  39. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck Patricia. Fuck Stafford
     
  40. Vinegar Strokes

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    Don't care that it's coming back. Who is our special teams coach? And it's time to get rid of Sam Martin. He can barely kick the ball in the end zone.
     
  41. Vinegar Strokes

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    Eat shit Sam Martin. You fucking douchebag
     
  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    Stafford has to be the most overrated QB in history. Time to move on
     
  43. DeToxRox

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    This run defense
     
  44. DeToxRox

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    It’s almost like Patricia goes into the opposing teams locker room at halftime and starts going over our adjustments.
     
  45. Vinegar Strokes

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    We are so fucking bad. We will be winless on Thanksgiving.
     
  46. DeToxRox

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    Not sure if we are worse than Arizona or Buffalo, but we are firmly in the bottom 3.
     
  47. Vinegar Strokes

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    We will find out. We play both of them.
     
  48. Vinegar Strokes

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    Stafford misses another open receiver. Drink
     
  49. Vinegar Strokes

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    Everyone still watching?