Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. Jigga

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    Fuck bubba and webb
     
  2. RalfBully

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    What the fu k
     
  3. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  4. CUAngler

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  5. RalfBully

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    Bryson getting robbed on home turf
     
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  6. Vinegar Strokes

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  7. CUAngler

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    Fantastic start so far
     
  8. tjosu

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    Webb! Just as we all expected
     
  9. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    So where do you hide Tiger in singles tomorrow? Has to be mid to late in the lineup. JT and Jordan have to be early to put red on the board
     
  10. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Think tomorrow has to be:

    Spieth
    JT
    Rickie
    Webb (who am I?)
    Finau
    Koepka
    DJ
    Reed
    Tiger
    Bubba
    Phil
    Bryson

    I'm guessing their 1-3 will be any order of Rory, Fleetwood, and Molinari so I suppose I could handle seeing Reed in the 3 spot to sacrifice him or force him to pull it together. This is brutal
     
  11. Room 15

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    Yea I'm with you...want Reed up front somewhere. I think Rory going first is almost guaranteed so part of me wants to throw Tiger in there and see if he can get in his head.
     
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    I have lots of thoughts but will just limit it to two.

    1. Golf is hard and such a mental game. Hard to blame any player for playing poorly cause....it's fucking hard!

    2. I never thought two of my favorite professional athletes/golfers would be a Longhorn and a Bama guy but here we are. Those two are just fucking thoroughbreds.
     
  13. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Yeah I'm thinking he leads it off again. Could be worth it to trot Tiger out there first, let him be the alpha that he is and let JT and Spieth watch him thump Rory
     
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    Probably wont matter but you gotta put Tiger last. Not because he's played well but if there is anyone used to being in a final group and dealing with insane pressure (again if it comes down to it) it's him. Otherwise you're right in that you have to front load to try and get momentum going with guys who have played well the whole time. Short list but that's Spieth, Rickie, JT, Finau
     
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    I think you guys are crazy but Furyk probably is too. Reed has no clue how to find a fairway right now. Put him out front with a crowd thats riding him hard and he'll lose 8&7. You gotta bury him in the last several groups and hope that the US has so much momentum by the time he gets started that it helps him get confidence.
     
  16. tjosu

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    I meant Rory leading off. I have Reed late in my lineup, just think there's slight merit to throwing him out early
     
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  18. RalfBully

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  19. Room 15

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    Can we switch Phil and Spieth plz?
     
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  20. dome foam

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    reed v hatton gonna be hilarious.
     
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  21. * J Y *

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    Should be Reed v Poulter
     
  22. dome foam

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    someone may get murdered.
     
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  23. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    That 5:05am CT start is great, I'm dragging this afternoon big time
     
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  24. * J Y *

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    Rahm v Tiger could be decent.
     
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  25. dome foam

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    tiger is subdued this week. meh.
     
  26. * J Y *

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    Singles brah
     
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    Rory-JT is FANTASTIC for an opening match. Feel like they'll both shoot like 62 and it'll be a instant classic match or they'll both miss almost every fairway just bombing it fucking everywhere, both shoot 80 and it'll be an instant classic.

    Rahm-Tiger is super interesting. I really think/hope Tiger brings it tomorrow. Would be cool to see him educate the next Euro legend...which Rahm will probably be.

    Rickie gonna beat some Spanish pussy tomorrow :yousoricky:
     
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  28. Jigga

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  29. Joe Withabee

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    Bragging about a sub 300 yd drive :gross:
     
  30. * J Y *

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    Pics of your sister that hit that
     
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  31. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    What app is that
     
  32. Gallant Knight

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    18 of us taking a golf trip to Scottsdale in 3 weeks.

    Playing troon, gray hawk and the course at talking stick
     
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    :golfclap:
     
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  34. Jigga

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    18 birdies
     
  35. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Does it give distance to the hole?
     
  36. Paddy Murphy

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    Played Talking Stick Friday during the Waste Management this year. Cool course. Collectively, drunkest group (of 8) I have ever been a part of. Spent 500 with the cart girl (look for Teetee) on the back 9 and had guys who couldn’t stand up by the time we finished. The guy whose card it on didn’t remember and when reviewing his cc statement called the course to ask what the hell happened. The VM he got from the pro shop was hysterical. “Uhhh sir, you ordered 26 transfusions, 12 shots of tequila, 8 bud lights, and 12 shots of fireball, and uhh that all totaled up to 500, so uhhh give me a call back if you have any questions”

    Rolled into the casino blackout and won 1,000 bucks playing blackjack before I even looked at how many chips I had. Had the sense to walk out. Good times
     
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  37. tjosu

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    Do you remember what your green fees were that week? I'm headed to the WM next year and looking to play
     
  38. Paddy Murphy

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    The number 150 sticks out in my head but might have been 180. Somewhere in there. Was the only course we played.
     
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  39. Jigga

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    Looking over the scorecard of the course I’m at this week, from the back tees here’s some of the highlights.

    1 600 yard par 5
    3 268 par 3
    5 643 par 5
    8 514 par 4
    10 532 par 4
    12 608 par 5
    17 253 par 3
    18 682 par 5

    7827 total 78.6/148
     
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  40. Jigga

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    It doesn’t know pin placements but it gives front middle back
     
  41. Ty Webb

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    We'll need your scorecard verified by the head pro posted as well. That looks fucking brutal.
     
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  42. IrishLAX2

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    What kind of tournaments does the place hold?

    Unless the answer is majors/tour events, that’s retarded.
     
  43. ColeTrickle

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    How about no
     
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  44. * J Y *

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    Would love to play a course like this as long as its a fun group to gamble with and the conditions were right.
     
  45. Jigga

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    Not playing
     
  46. mal630

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    Need huge fairways and soft greens. Throw in some downhill tee shots and it would be fun.
     
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  47. Jigga

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    It’s florida. No hills

    Ty Webb
     
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    Heading to the golf resort below for the next 2 days. Similar to the other highly rated courses in Nebraska this one is also out in the middle of absolutely no where which is part of why it's so great. Opened just 8 years ago and both 18's are already rated in the Top 100.

    https://theprairieclub.com/

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  49. Ty Webb

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    I noticed that on the scorecard. Fucking nuts at sea level.
     
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