Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    dang, that's a high bar!
     
  2. Gallant Knight

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    looks like severus snape's hogwarts yearbook pic
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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    “Sports media superstar” huh? Whelp, see ya later.
     
  4. Daddy Rabbit

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  6. Joe_Pesci

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    He is so intelligent
     
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  8. EdmondDantes

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    I have a hard time thinking of a book I would be less interested in reading.
     
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  9. Clown Baby

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    I don’t know, man. I’m kinda itching to read 190 pages on why people should stop politicizing sports from one of its worst culprits.
     
  10. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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  11. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    devine
     
  12. glimmer

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    That's my favorite part of the whole thing. "Keep politics out of sports," says the guy who makes everything political and wrote a book about politics in sports. Even Amazon knows it's filled with political hackery: it's ranked #8 in Books > Politics & Social Sciences > Politics & Government > Ideologies & Doctrines > Conservatism & Liberalism

    I wonder how erect the amazon reviewer was while typing this:
     
  13. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    I can say with 100% confidence Clay Travis wrote that review.
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    NFL cheerleaders (the pinnacle of beauty) are not allowed to fraternize with players. If anything, Clay’s wife is the brain genius for biding her time with his soy boy beta cock waiting for that 2000 Titans team to retire.
     
  15. Can I Spliff it

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  16. DuffandMuff

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    “A cautious, plain-looking man without wealth typically does not approach, date, and somehow persuade an NFL cheerleader to marry him.”

    Ah, so not only is he the voice of the persecuted, straight white male, he also resonates with incels from coast to coast.
     
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  18. Clown Baby

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    “Be on the side of geniuses, like me, with Skorptech Alpha Brain. These pills are guaranteed to sharpen focus, increase memory, and own the libs.”
     
  19. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Another nice call, shitdick.
     
  20. Lorne Malvo

    Lorne Malvo Aces!
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

     
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  21. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    what a pathetic fucking dork
     
  22. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    no exclamation points? he can't even do the correct trump tweet impersonation lol. absolute dipshit
     
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  23. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    also if trump replies to that tweet i may light myself on fire
     
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  24. Gaknight

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    So the guy that made a living off of cool hashtags like #dbap is acting like a pussy?
     
  25. i am a bammer

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    Ruining my career to own the libs
     
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  26. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    I would pay to watch Rovell and Travis fight to the death
     
  27. Clown Baby

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    Clay’s gonna use your likeness as a hilarious send-up of Rage’s eponymous album with a dumbass title like “Clay Against the Machine.”
     
  28. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Hey, cheech and chong! Look! I smoke weed!
     
  29. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Sooooooooooo

    If I write a book that’s titled, ‘Republicans buy sneakers, Democrats buy more? How Nike made a fool of the right.’

    Will i make as much money as those that invested in Nike recently?

    (Clay Travis is so bad at making bets he made a bet before it became a stock market bet and still lost)
     
  30. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Imagine the kind of fucking loser that buys his book
     
  31. Capstone 88

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    This really hot girl I know out a story on her IG and I noticed it under some other stuff in the pic. Really disappointing
     
  32. Clown Baby

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    She’s just a guys girl. She’s love sports and beer and the systematic oppression of her own gender.
     
  33. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    je ne suis pas ici
     
  34. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  35. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    That’s Swim
     
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  36. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    I thought he might have died or something
     
  37. VaxRule

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    He may have for all I know.
     
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  38. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Wasn’t he a trumper?
     
  39. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Even worse...a Ryaner
     
  40. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    :roll:

    Fuck em
     
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  41. Clown Baby

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    Hold up. Swimfan is a Paul Ryan stan?
     
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  42. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Of course...swim got pissed about poor people having refrigerators
     
  43. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Big pro-brexit guy as well
     
  44. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Dead
     
  45. Lyrtch

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    swim probably worked on moores campaign

    timing he left was...convenient
     
  46. Clown Baby

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    Between Swim caping for Paul Ryan and Merica becoming a Ben Shapiro loser, it’s been a rough few months for the Auburn gang.
     
  47. LetItSoak

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    To be fair Merica was always a Shapiro jock rider
     
  48. Clown Baby

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    Iirc, his brother turned him on to him. I’ve always known that TH was into phalluses but I didn’t know that he loved fallacies as well.
     
  49. IV

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  50. Clown Baby

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    Present company (IV) excluded, maybe little guys just feel the need to stick together. Although Danny Devito destroys this proposition.
     
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