https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.da...reads-feces-site-students-birthday-party.html Florida teacher spreads feces across site of student's birthday party Heather Carpenter, 42, (pictured) has been charged with third-degree felony mischief after she admitted to smearing feces on tables and grills where a young student's birthday party was being held in December A Florida substitute teacher has been charged with third-degree felony mischief after she smeared human fecal matter across a pavilion where a young student's birthday party was being held.
https://www.barstoolsports.com/bost...s-jailers-the-syringes-in-his-butt-arent-his/ Florida Man Tells His Jailers the Syringes in His Butt Aren't His That's it, you don't even have to click the link.
Haha that guy got taken out by a bi....oh...shootings.... Well, I'll be a monkeys uncle. That things a velociraptor
Florida man steals pool floats to have sex with them instead of raping women, he told cops David Boroff Christopher Monnin is a suspected serial pool float thief. (Brevard County Sheriff's Office) A 35-year-old Florida man says he swipes pool floats and has sex with them as an alternative to raping women, according to authorities. The bizarre and horrifying admission was made by Christopher Monnin in connection with the theft of 13 pool floats in Palm Bay over the past seven months, according to the Sebastian Daily. Monnin was arrested after he was found with a garbage bag full of deflated floats on Thursday. “Defendant stated that he sexually gratifies himself with the floats and does this instead of raping women,” read the police report obtained by the Sebastian Daily. Investigators found about 75 pool floats at his home in Palm Bay. He was charged with burglary, theft and criminal mischief and is being held at the Brevard County Jail with a bond of $78,500
UPDATE: Justice for Pinky!! https://www.wftv.com/news/trending-...dens-fatally-struck-by-pickup-truck/961639348
This Is the Weirdest, Grossest Camel Story You'll Ever Read It went down at a truck stop in Louisiana last week One of Caspar's fellow dromedaries reacts to this story. (Getty Images/Maurice Dawson) By Jenn Gidman, Newser Staff Posted Sep 23, 2019 8:42 AM CDT Comment (NEWSER) – A Florida woman escaped from under a camel by biting its testicles after she crawled into the animal's pen to rescue her dog and the camel sat on her, authorities say. That's pretty much the story. If you crave more details, though, they're out there, including that the 600-pound camel's name is Caspar; the incident took place last week at the Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete, La.; and "the camel did nothing wrong," per Iberville Parish Deputy Louis Hamilton Jr. What exactly went down in what the Washington Post calls "a mad-lib series of unfortunate events": Hamilton tells the Advocate that the woman and her husband had pulled over at the truck stop to let their dog stretch its legs, and the husband inexplicably started throwing treats for their dog into the camel's enclosure. That's when the dog went into the pen, the couple followed (the dog is deaf and wasn't responding to them), and the camel got jittery, says the facility's manager, Pamela Bossier. The camel reacted by squatting on the woman, who then did what she thought she needed to do to escape. "She said, 'I bit his balls to get him off of me, I bit his testicles to get him off of me,'" Hamilton says, adding the couple was "aggressive" with Caspar. Although Bossier says no animal at the truck stop—which features a petting zoo with a baby kangaroo and a mini-horse—has ever acted out like this, the venue has long been controversial: It used to house a Bengal tiger named Tony, which activists tried for years to get released; Tony died last year. Bossier says Caspar doesn't seem to be hurt. It's not clear what injuries the woman suffered. The couple was cited for trespassing and a leash law violation.
Prosecutors said Sidhwaney placed a phone call from Florida to the U.S. Supreme Court in Washington, D.C., on July 31 and left an "expletive-laden, threatening voicemail message to the justice. "On the voicemail message, Sidhwaney identified himself by name and repeatedly threatened to kill a specific Supreme Court Justice," the DOJ said. He was arrested less than two weeks after the incident and will be sentenced at a later date.