Jennifer Lopez is now 52 yrs old

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  1. TLAU

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    googled Halle Berry 2018. goddamn she doesn't age. 51

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  2. Gunners

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    Love Brit but she's not JLo/Halle status, sub in Jennifer Aniston
     
  3. Festus McBadass

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    Of course they can stay hot. They have a shit ton of money.
     
  4. dathalfnukkahd

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    yep
     
  5. DuffandMuff

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    Just looked- Kim is a year older than Britney. Lindsey is four years younger than Britney. Seems like all the same generation to me.
     
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  6. dblplay1212

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    Britney became a star much earlier than the others, especially Kim K. 21 yr old me loved some Britney and I didn't even know who Kim K was until I was 30. Their age is closer than the age of their fans, if that makes sense.
     
  7. boone

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    if I had the $$$ these broads have I'd be a hot chick too.
     
  8. milquetoast

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    "broads"

    -milquetoast's grandfather circa 1973
     
  9. boone

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    it's a term of endearment.
     
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  10. Larry Sura

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    30 seconds more than I needed :jizz:
     
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  11. DuffandMuff

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    Yeah, but saying a certain girl from a generation doesn’t “crack” when comparing her to a girl that is older doesn’t exactly work.
     
  12. dblplay1212

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    Oh he's retarded in general, but I do think Britney belongs to a different generation of fans than Kim K. They are the same age but belong to two different generations, if that makes sense.
     
  13. DuffandMuff

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    Of course.
     
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  14. BP

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  15. Jack Parkman

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  16. Boo MFer!

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    That’s a nice rear end.
     
  17. Greybeard

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    ...And a nice sideboob!
     
  18. IanBoyd

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    nice...armpits?
     
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  19. Capt Wigs

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    Nice chaise.
     
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  20. Jim Brockmire

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    She completely defies nature. She'll be 50 next year. Just astonishing.
     
  21. Biship

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    She's the best
     
  22. Cheshire Bridge

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    I think what we're really learning here is that the older generation are a bunch of lazy slobs that quit taking care of them selves the moment it got to tough.
     
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  23. NothingIsOT

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    Yeah. I’m more of the opinion that money is the fountain of youth.
     
  24. Cheshire Bridge

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    Botox and other stuff help, but it's more of an exercise and eating healthy deal imo. Even without the plastic surgery, a lot of these women would still look a lot better than their predecessors.
     
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  25. am16401

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    Alot easier to exercise and eat right when you have money to afford chefs, personal trainers, nannies and make your own schedule that can allow you to workout whenever you want.
     
  26. Cheshire Bridge

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    Forget celebs. How about the normal 45 yo mom's that still look really good. There's more of them now than there were 20 years ago.
     
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  27. bigred77

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    That's just because you are older
     
  28. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Fitness and healthy eating are much more “popular” now than in past decades for normal people.
     
  29. NothingIsOT

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    And Instagram filters.

    I agree with your sentiment. I just won’t isolate it to just eating healthy.
     
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  30. Joe_Pesci

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    a major part of these people's jobs involve looking good too. no one is going to pay to see flabby j-lo
     
  31. Cheshire Bridge

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    I would
     
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    i guess a true fan likes her for her singing voice
     
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  33. Cheshire Bridge

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    I'm glad you understand. She not a piece of meat ya know.
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

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    She was great in Out of Sight.
     
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  35. Nole96SC

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    That was prime Jlo for me.
     
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  36. BuckeyeRiot

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    The older the berry the sweeter the juice.
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

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    It’s the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.
     
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  38. mp_22

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    Where are the normal 45 year olds who still look really good?
     
  39. Nole96SC

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    Various Publix
     
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  40. BuckeyeRiot

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    She blacker than a mo.. Wait.
     
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  41. Cheshire Bridge

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    Everywhere. It's all relative, but think about 45yo when you were a kid and look at 45yo's now
     
  42. Sterling A

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    Saw her in Selena when I was about 6 years old (i think that was her first big movie?)
     
  43. Jack Parkman

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  44. Boo MFer!

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    Oh, I like that.
     
  45. HotMic

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    She’s an absolute specimen
     
  46. Boo MFer!

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    She can have mine. :jizz:
     
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  47. BP

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    Just unreal
     
  48. Biff Bridges

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    "body image isn't something she ever thought much about."

    :edmond:
     
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  50. Mr Bulldops

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    And if I was a millionaire I wouldn’t think much about money issues either
     
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