Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. vander02

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    Yup, especially when a candidate who eventually dropped out has 40k votes. Fucking Green party motherfuckers
     
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  2. zeberdee

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  3. VaxRule

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    Instant runoff saves the cost of administering a second election. Somebody will eventually get to 50% with enough rounds of counting.
     
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  4. brolift

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    Its amazing that these mouth breathers want to fight another civil war on behalf of capital they'll never ever have.
     
  5. bro

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    Thanks. It was tough.
     
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  6. Bruce Wayne

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    The extra $10 a paycheck from the tax cuts was worth it!!!!
     
  7. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    This is how most states that aren't either super GOP or Democrat dominated look now. All the counties with decent sized cities went blue in Georgia. And you know what? We get to be constantly treated with the "how do we bridge the rural/urban divide???!!!!" from pundits.
     
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  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I mistyped that, I meant to say that instant runoff seems like the vastly superior system.
     
  9. brolift

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    "As long as I've got $10 more dollars than the black folks across the street and I can call them slurs and get violent at them occasionally to vent my frustrations about my shitty economic future, I'm ok with it"
     
  10. Jigga

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    She’s the worst
     
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  11. tmbrules

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    you have a pretty depressing outlook on life
     
  12. brolift

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    I've got a chemical imbalance in my brain srs.
     
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  13. Can I Spliff it

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  14. HoosDaMan

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    Thoughts and prayers to Tucker
     
  15. brolift

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    Odd take: Psychologist/Psychiatrists are upper class folks diagnosing/treating lower class folks (just by population ratios) for disease like addiction, anxiety, depression, adhd, etc. so they fit more neatly into the cogs of our capitalist society when the diseases are a reaction to their shitty unjust environment and their inability to change things despite all the propaganda saying otherwise.
     
  16. Doc Louis

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    That looks like an incendiary 2/3 of a tweet there
     
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  17. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Not to mention, the Green Party candidate dropped out, endorsed Sinema, and the Green Party didn't accept her dropping out.
     
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  18. tmbrules

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    drugs are good. Give them a try.
     
  19. VaxRule

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    Did you cut GFA and Mix their $300 check yet?
     
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  20. triceratops

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    True of every state that doesn’t have minority rural areas like Eastern NC and SC, MS Delta and Southwest primary near southern border.
     
  21. brolift

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    I'm on several. Stop giving unsolicited medical advice.
     
  22. Dudley Dawson2

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    Hilary lost PA by 44k votes. Jill Stein got 50k.

    Hilary lost WI by like 22k votes. Jill Stein got 31k.

    Hilary lost MI by 11k votes. Jill Stein got 51k.

    Fuck the Green Party.
     
  23. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    If the DNC tries to not fuck around blatantly with picking a candidate we hopefully won't see such a huge amount of dumbshits voting against the nominee.
     
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  24. bertwing

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    Go ahead and send the payment to me and I'll make sure it gets taken care of tmbrules

    Thanks
     
  25. Dudley Dawson2

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  26. brolift

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    Maybe the Dems should adopt some of the Green Party's positions to pick up those votes?

    Don't get mad at the guy your girlfriend cheated with, get mad at her.
     
  27. VaxRule

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    Get recreational pot on the ballot for 2020. We did that and now we have a Democratic governor, Attorney General, Secretary of State, and flipped a couple congressional seats.
     
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  28. VaxRule

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    Implement ranked choice voting and turn it into an open marriage. She can play around with Green Party just as long as she comes home at night.
     
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  29. bro

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    I'm convinced 3rd party people care more about voting 3rd party than the actual issues presented by the third party
     
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  30. bro

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    dear everyone,

    prepare to hate this woman more than almost any other senator ever.

    thanks, wayne
     
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  31. bro

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    let's stick with fucking with them at dinner. Not so much in the home.

    I mean I don't really care, just my first impression.

    Not shedding any tears for this POS
     
  32. Dudley Dawson2

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    Yeah, like Democracy, social action, living wage and climate change. Got it, Dems should really get on that.
     
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  33. Xander Crews

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    You don’t think there’s overlap in environmental policy between Dems and Green?
     
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  34. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I really could go without ever seeing Blackburn's face in this thread again.
     
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  35. bro

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    I'd love a grocery app that told me what brands to avoid
     
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  36. triceratops

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    Also shouldn’t have people assuming Clinton is going to roll and the going Green only to see the environment raped because they are idiots.
     
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  37. Bruce Wayne

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    As stated in the Steele Dossier, Jill Stein’s campaign was bankrolled by the Russians as another tactic to dilute/shift votes away from HRC and to increase Trump’s chances of winning
     
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  38. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    So uhhhh, what's the address?
     
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  39. Xander Crews

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    On that note, fuck Green Party voters.

    Most I’ve known are out of touch liberals who have a total lack of awareness.

    One Green voter told me that “the environmental damage by both sides is worse than anything Trump has done.”

    She tells me as we have a children’s prison camp and literal Nazis making a roaring comeback.
     
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  40. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    In a two-party system, voting for a third party is helping the greater of two evils.
     
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  41. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I voted for Jill in 2012 instead of Obama (was in Texas so it didn't really matter) because I was an absolute dumbass and subscribed way too much to the "both sides equally bad" philosophy. I had a long talk with my wife a few months ago and she made a really good point that you most often hear this from somewhat educated white people from the South who grew up with conservative parents. It's like they can see the Republicans are awful people, but just that sheer indoctrination of hating liberals is coded in their genes.
     
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  42. NilesIrish

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    I would not celebrate but I would give a sly grin at her death.
     
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  43. joe-

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    who’d you vote for in 2012 tho
     
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  44. $P1

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    And that they don't want to admit their parents are awful people. Even those that can admit it, then don't know how to handle it or what to do about it.
     
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  45. prerecordedlive

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    Heavens. Please don’t refer to him as Steven King. One of them is a kick ass author who has helped Maine pull out of their conservative tailspin. The other thinks that corn is the perfect vegetable and all other vegetables should be exterminated. And by other vegetables, I mean non-white people.
     
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  46. Corch

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    Never forget Ale voted for Jill Stein
     
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  47. prerecordedlive

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    Careful. Watson might follow you around and slap your wrist for not always being the person you are today.
     
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  48. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Shit, I meant to say 2012. I voted straight D ticket in 2014 in Austin.