Guy's Guys (a Safe Space for Team Fieri)

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  1. Celemo

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    ((takes bite)) "Yuuum, I like the acidity of the mango salsa in this taco, and the tortilla really holds up well"
     
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  2. Clown Baby

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    Joe and Celemo are green with envy
     
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  3. Celemo

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    don't we all wish we were one of Guy's kids?
     
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  4. Clown Baby

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    Of course!
     
  5. Joe_Pesci

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    Lmao you like hunter
     
  6. Clown Baby

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    I actually agree with y’all’s points but I’m not getting worked up about it.
     
  7. Celemo

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    far from worked up, just noting an observation
     
  8. Joe_Pesci

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    I feel like this is one of those times when someone is trying to get me mad by saying "stop being so mad"
     
  9. Clown Baby

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    Joe, I can assure that I’m not trying to get you worked up by saying something like “Get a load of Joe, guys. He’s ass red with anger.”
     
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  10. VaxRule

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    Joe does seem to be pretty mad.
     
  11. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Yeah, Joe, why so angry, guy? We're a happy go lucky bunch, us Guy's guys.
     
  12. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Guys, calm down. This is a sanctuary of all Guy, for all guys.
     
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  13. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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  14. Tiffin

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  15. animal_mother

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    That’s a great shirt
     
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  16. Clown Baby

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    SteelRoamer sums it up nicely

    “Also free benefits to employees, pays way above minimum wage, helps people in need, only features local family owned or worker owned restaurants.

    Guy Fieri is a fucking example to copy if you wanna be a real human.”
     
  17. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    During the marathon today I saw him visit a taco truck in Orange County. He had chilequiles and I’ve never wanted them more in my life.
     
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  18. Celemo

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    got me some edibles for tonight . gotta avoid the marathon or it will end badly
     
  19. Celemo

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    So stoned, so hungry
     
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  20. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    pizza still delivering...... do it
     
  21. Celemo

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    I’m eating Cinnamon Bears right now...crisis averted
     
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  22. Celemo

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    Ok...cinnamon bears, a sleeve of Ritz, some chips & queso, & 1 Mr. Goodbar later I think I might tune in now
     
  23. laxjoe

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  24. Joe_Pesci

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    wrong thread
     
  25. Clown Baby

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    Why am I just now hearing about 12 Days in Flavortown?!
     
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  26. Fuck this

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  27. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    If we're doing celebrities as serious politicians, I've got my pick.
     
  28. bro

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    this guy is like 3 years too late on this post. Most people gave up on hating Guy in 2016
     
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  29. Celemo

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    The Vietnamese Express place in Guy’s hometown has got me all sorts of hungry
     
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  30. Barves2125

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    In Flavortown?
     
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  31. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  32. MODEVIL

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    Only shooting stars break the mold
     
  33. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Guy Fieri is a future governor of California I'm calling my shot
     
  34. Corky Bucek

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    I’d welcome the mayor of flavortown upgrading his status
     
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  35. Jake Scott

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  36. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Just my man out here living his best life
     
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  37. NilesIrish

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  38. HOOSINSC

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    looks like Flavortown is in a fresh can of grizzly
     
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  39. Chocolate Giddyup

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    Happy Birthday, Guy!
     
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  40. 941Gator

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  41. Fudd

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    Not GUY related, but you should all know that I just walked past Ted Allen.
     
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  42. Simon Templar

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    I ate breakfast next to Guy at the airport a while back

    I took the pic because I knew no one would believe me.
     
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  43. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I would’ve believed you without a pic, Simon.
     
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  44. Simon Templar

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    I’m a proof is in the pudding type guy
     
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  45. Fudd

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    :roll::roll::roll:
     
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  46. Celemo

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    Guy wears Air Monarchs...outstanding
     
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  47. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Guys... That's not our guy Guy. That's just some guy who swaggerjacked Guy.
     
  48. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Definitely not Guy. A side-by-side comparison with this similar right profile shot clearly indicates Guy wears his sunglasses differently than this guy.

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