Husk City: What is happening?

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  1. Squints

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    Hopefully amidst bung cleaning you get paternity leave during toilet training. Just started a 1 month leave myself, the libs aren't all bad imho.
     
  2. Kent Pavelka

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    Gotta do a month. When dads go back after like three days my mind gets blowed
     
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  3. RonBurgundy

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    target brand diapers are better than literally every diaper brand and if you disagree you' re/ you 're/your/yer opinion is wrong.
    Fuck cloth diapers and anyone who uses them tbqh.

    Also demon spawn #1 was during 4th year toilet school so I used my month you can take off and "interview for residencies" and just had another human being instead. I needed the full month for sure to get adjusted.

    #2 and #3 I just went back to work after a week, it gets progressively easier with each one. I'm not about to pull a Phillip Rivers and have 7 but I can see why people just keep going because having a newborn gets easier each time. The headache with future kids becomes the other assholes, not the baby.
     
  4. Bo Pelinis

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    First kid I took off the day of his birth because I was fresh out of grad school and didn’t have any time. Tried going back the next day and my boss saw me dragging ass and told me to go home for the weekend. That was it.

    Then 5 days is the most for subsequent children.
     
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  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    yap 1 month leave hear

    "leave" of course meaning I still have 1.5 clinic days and a call shift about every week so yeah "leave" means working 36 hours/week
     
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  6. EdmondDantes

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    congrats on the sex, everyone.
     
  7. 2

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    Amazon subscribe and save for all things baby that will never stop (diapers, wipes, desitin, etc). Saves money and comes to the door.
     
  8. DirtBall

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    How about you quit being a bunch a BANTY ASS LIBS and throw the baby in the back yard till they’re 2 and let nature raise em. Worked for Doc Thom. Worked for me. Worked for the Spartans.
     
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  10. Art_Vandelay

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    this one month is a real thing? Like, are guys really taking that long off? Was a kidney stone passed simultaneously with the spawn crawling out? I'm expecting numero dos at the end of this month and planned on taking two weeks because of the holidays. Took one week for the first. Job only allows two days for paternity leave but can utilize sick leave as long as necessary with a doctors note. Think I'd rather save those days for when the kid is a much better hang at age 2+...
     
  11. NCHusker

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    We could just have paid paternity leave like every other decent country there is
     
  12. Kent Pavelka

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    Got a week paid leave and took three weeks PTO. It was great.
     
  13. Kent Pavelka

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    Nate Gerry just got a pick for the joke league while a man named Booger soapboxed about domestic abuse.
     
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  14. DirtBall

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    That was hilarious. Just kept talking, no game awareness at all.
     
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  15. Kent Pavelka

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  16. Squints

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  17. DirtBall

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    Did he play at all?
     
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  18. EdmondDantes

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    We complain about various announcers all the time but those guys on the Monday night games are unspeakably awful.
     
  19. EdmondDantes

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  20. Randy Dangus

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    Had a solid jr campaign and broke a finger requiring surgery 4 games into his sr year. Apparent leader in the locker room, Gundy didn’t want to lose him.

    Should keep his brothers nose clean, help him reshape his body, and provide some good depth if not more for the DL. This is a pretty good pickup imo
     
  21. Teddy Westside

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    Sounds like he was the starter until he broke his hand, watching the Okie St vs Boise St game for research purposes.
     
  22. Herpitus Derp

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    “After starting 10 games as a junior, Daniels started the Cowboys' first four games before suffering a season-ending pinky injury that required surgery. Despite being a senior, Daniels was able to retain his final season of eligibility because of college football's new rule that allows players to redshirt if they play no more than four games. Daniels' redshirt is still available... Daniels played in 40 career games at OSU, recording 64 tackles, 9.5 tackles for loss and two sacks.”

    Per article in The Oklahoman.
     
  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Men sittin' work out for havin' babies and breakin pinkies on this page feels like we all owe berg an apology
     
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    Is it even legal to play on the line without a broken pinky?
     
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  25. GRG

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    Played my entire career with broken fingers, must have messed it up pretty bad for it to require surgery.
     
  26. GRG

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    Why would you do it right before the early signing date. So confused at this timing.
     
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  27. RonBurgundy

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    I hope Ryan Day tanks OSU
     
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  28. Art_Vandelay

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    Maybe Moos Knuckle isn’t as drunk as we think he is... what a great photo #notnotmyAD

     
  29. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Welp time to call some OSU ‘mits up
     
  30. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    - Demote Mike Dawson to analyst
    - Hire Larry Johnson Sr
    - Croot Croot Croot
     
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  31. Biff Bridges

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    A broken pinky? Cry me a fucking river.
     
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  32. JoeySmalls

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  33. IAHusk

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    Same guy who said he was N the first time around fwiw.
     
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  34. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    He’s going to Louisville!
     
  35. IAHusk

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    Wiltfong and Bruntz saying Wandale flip could be happening now too.
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    I giggled
     
  37. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Fong said flip is imminent.

    :bzzzz:
     

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  38. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  39. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  40. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    My bad
     
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  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    r u some kind of BITCH
     
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  42. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  43. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Wat happened, you crootniks?
     
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  44. EdmondDantes

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    That crootment will be up in the air until someone receives a fax on signing day.
     
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  45. DirtBall

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    That’s always ends well for us
     
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  46. RonBurgundy

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    Maryland might be the dumbest Athletic Department in the ncaa.

    They hired one of the most unethical coaches possible to replace a HC that literally killed a kid

    Fuck that school and fuck this conference seriously
     
  47. IAHusk

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    Wiltfong flipped his crystal ball to N for Wandale.

    Sketch.jpg
     
  48. RonBurgundy

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    Does this mean we’re paying him better?