Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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    John Kelly needs to go down in the annals of history with the rest of these treasonous fucks.

    Spare me the bullshit of how 'things could have been much worse without him' and the pictures of him facepalming in the background.
     
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  2. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    BigDick Don bringing the heat this mornings.
     
  3. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    His dick is as big as his minuscule hands
     
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  4. Red_Mosquito

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    Head Trumptard reporting for duty[​IMG]
     
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  5. afb

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    apparently he's mad at still waiting for the character count update
     
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  6. prerecordedlive

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  7. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    If it's all a fake news witch hunt, how is there 87 pages done, and more to come?
     
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  8. Doug

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    oh no it's retarded
     
  9. Drew Swinney Esq

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  10. prerecordedlive

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  11. Hugo Boss

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    From Dallas Woodhouse's brother:

     
  12. Illinihockey

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    Don’t give up on humanity yet
     
  13. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I’m seriously enjoying this trend of family members shitting on other family members who are bringing down society and democracy
     
  14. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  15. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Rex tillerson can fuck right off to whatever hole he's been hiding in
     
  16. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    [​IMG]
     
  17. wes tegg

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    This is fantastic.
     
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  18. prerecordedlive

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    Rex Tillerson as the law-abiding citizen is a hoot.
     
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  19. NilesIrish

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    Is Mueller going to be the new Santa Claus?
     
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  20. Bruce Wayne

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    I'd forgotten all about this clown
     
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  21. New user

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    The thing that bothers me most about this picture is his watch. Not only is it suffocating his fucking fat arm, but it appears to be a cheap piece of shit.
     
  22. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    His arm fat is muffin-topping.
     
  23. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    This is not how healthcare coverage should work though. It’s how leeches work. Health care has progressed from leeches. Healthcare coverage should too.
     
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  24. Mix

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    Sorry man, we're socialists now.
     
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  25. VaxRule

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    Should have said Cheeaecake Factory
     
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  26. Crepeswithasmile

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    who the fuck is cheri jacobus?

     
  27. Truman

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    Twitter Bio says TV GOP Pundit and Never Trumper
     
  28. Illinihockey

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    The GOP is better off keeping Trump and hoping suburban GOP voters hold their nose again then they are forcing Trump out and turning off his base (which is a huge part of GOP voters)
     
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  29. AptosDuck

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    "You ain't gonna shit right for a week"
     
  30. Bruce Wayne

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    Gonna need some receipts on some of the "almost always right about" qualification
     
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  31. brolift

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    They're better off in a hermetically sealed cargo container on a ship to the global south.
     
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  32. afb

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    ya fuck that tweet

    no fucking way
     
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  33. Crepeswithasmile

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    hearing just started a few mins ago

     
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  34. BudKilmer

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    Unless some bad stuff pops tonight :pray:
     
  35. HoosDaMan

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    Pompeo wants to or is fucking Nauert imho
     
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  36. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Lol. He would burn that party down on the way out. :fingerscrossed:
     
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  37. Crepeswithasmile

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    :laugh: not trump related, but didn't know where else to post.

     
  38. prerecordedlive

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    I don’t even know where to start with this but boy, do I have some bad news for evangelicals.
     
  39. Truman

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    :roll:
     
  40. Lyrtch

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  41. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    You left out the juiciest bits:


     
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  42. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I just can't see him resigning ever. The ego is too big and I'll call bullshit on Trump listening to anyone, let alone someone with a name that similar to Obama.
     
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  43. Josey Wales

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    I don’t believe they’ll get 20 GOP cucks to find their backbone in the Senate. Flawed theory.
     
  44. Mix

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    I'm sure Mitch would love to have him out but they won't take the party down with him. Mitch is too smart to preside over the first ever removal from office.
     
  45. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    So she's a conspiracy theorist
     
  46. sflnole

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    I believe he can be paid to go away.
     
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